Corrupt-a-wish.

Granted. He will go crazy at some point and try to rip off your face.

I wish for immortality.

Granted, but you must be chaste for life.

I wish for an air conditioning unit that auto-adjusts its thermostat when someone enters the room.

edited 7th Aug '15 7:24:25 AM by TroperNo9001

Granted. It always adjusts itself to a temperature that will be just out of the comfort zone of everyone in the room.

I wish for an air-conditioning unit that automatically adjusts itself to the most comfortable possible temperature regardless of the number of people in the room, and does not require an exorbitant amount of power or maintenance.

Granted, but it constantly breaks down.

I wish I wasn't afraid of jellyfish.

Granted. You are afraid of salamanders.

I wish for amazing Manga drawing skills.

Granted. You get a pack of crazed fangirls.

I wish for thunder thighs.

Granted — literal thunder thighs that zap you every time you walk.

I wish I found my Platinum version, and that it's still in good condition.

Granted. You find it at a flea market, and since you can't prove it's yours, you have to buy it back.

I wish for an air-conditioning unit that automatically adjusts itself to the most comfortable possible temperature regardless of the number of people in the room, never needs repairs, and does not require an exorbitant amount of power or maintenance.

It gets stolen the moment you leave the room for more than 3 minutes.

I wish they'd make another good Sonic game where you can play as Tails and Knuckles.

Granted. It's an indie game and it's very very obscure.

I wish could buy and wear whatever clothes I wanted without scorn from my family.

That works for me!

Your family goes blind.

I wish I had more money.

Granted. You gain a penny.

I wish I had a decent leafblower.

Granted. Your leafblower is decent but has a ridiculously short cord.

I wish for a silenced revolver.

Granted, you accidentally shoot yourself and no one can find you, so you bleed to death.

I wish I was a little taller.

Granted. You are now exactly 10 microns taller.

I wish I would stop sneezing for the rest of the day.

Granted. You sneeze nonstop the next day.

I wish I could breathe and be immune to the vacuum of space.

Granted, you get pulled into a black hole and get crushed to death.

I wish to be immortal.

Granted. It is exceedingly, mind-numbingly, incomprehensibly boring. And you are on fire.

I wish for a sensible end to all of those unresolved story arcs.

Granted, Sensible by the standards of George R.R. Martin.

I wish I could be the best that no one has ever known...

Granted: you're the one random NPC in Pallet Town.

I wish the caves were not filled with Zubats and Geodudes.

Granted. They're filled with Ratatas and Koffings.

I wish I didn't have Writer's Block.

Granted. You now have Writer's Brick.

I wish for the world to speak exactly like a Dr. Suess story.

Granted, the constant rhyming causes everyone to go insane.

I wish that I hadn't made a wish.

granted, but not granted, but… THE UNIVERSE EXPLODES!

i wish for wadaisy pictures

im perfectly fine with that wish corruption

edited 11th Aug '15 8:45:45 AM by Alucart23

Granted: Rule 34

I wish to unmeme Rule 34.