Would you rather...

Banana hat. I don't think I could move properly in strawberry shoes.

Would you rather be surrounded by idiots, or people with bad breath?

Bad breath. Its a lot easier to fix than stupid.

Would you what be sky diving and realize your parachute is a dud or be deep sea scuba diving and not realize you're out almost out of air?

Either way I'm dead, and death by splat seems less painful and drawn out than death by blub blub blub.

Would you rather be bombarded with two hours of solid awful puns, or two hours of solid conservative talk radio?

The former, I don't know what the latter is.

Would you rather hug my avatar or me?

I think I'll go with you. I'm hesitant to hug a bear. Also, consider yourself lucky that you don't know what conservative talk radio is.

Would you rather be forced to compete for your life in an auto race or a rap-off?

edited 29th Nov '11 7:04:16 PM by CompletelyNormalGuy

Hmm...tough choice. I'll go with you personally simply because I can't make a pun out of it.

Rap off. I'd look white as heck trying it, but its better than crashing myself into a guard rail.

Would you rather have eternal life, but age normally, or look your current age until you die?

edited 29th Nov '11 7:06:54 PM by Frosplosion

The latter. The human body was not intended to age over a millennium and beyond.

Would you rather have to swallow a living tarantula or a razor blade?

edited 29th Nov '11 7:23:31 PM by SeanMurrayI

The spider. High in protein.

Would you rather have eyes that look like flames in your eye sockets, or hands that appear to be solid shadows?

Solid shadow hands~ so cool

Would you rather eat toast or no?

I think I'm gonna go eat some toast right now.

Would you rather have constant background music that never shuts off for the rest of your life, or be permanently deprived of all music?

Background music for sure. Especially if it's awesome music.

Would you rather listen to a baby crying or your most loathed band/singer for 24 hours?

edited 29th Nov '11 9:06:57 PM by pyr0h1tman8

Baby crying so my mom wouldn't ground me for rebellion.

Would You Rather have Q or Discord as a roommate?

Q. He seems...less annoying.

Would you rather have be the person the knife thrower throws the knives at or the person who sticks their head in the lion's mouth in a circus show?

Knife thrower target. I have... experience with knives.

Would you rather live next door to a Mad Scientist or an Ambulance Chaser who sues you at the drop of a hat?

edited 30th Nov '11 11:12:16 AM by CompletelyNormalGuy

Mad Scientist. I getting enough of the lawsuit happiness from my brother.

If the quality of the overall films was the same, would you rather have a minor role in a very popular movie or a lead role in a movie that not many people will see.

Lead role in an obscure movie. It just strikes me as more fun to play the lead.

Would you rather fall asleep in your soup at a formal dinner or snore loudly at your sister's wedding?

The latter because I don't have a sister!

Would you rather be a thread killer or regularly be ninja'd and there be no way to edit your posts?

edited 30th Nov '11 1:28:26 PM by PancticeSquadeCutterback

The latter. A lot of theses threads are fun and I don't want to see them die just cause I posted in them.

Would you rather have a well paying job that you hate or a poor paying job that you love? (I feel so unoriginal.)

As much as I'd like having a fun job, I choose the former. Better pay>>Better job.

Would you rather add a new letter to the alphabet that is used in many words, or remove the letter "E"?

edited 30th Nov '11 1:53:36 PM by PancticeSquadeCutterback

Add a new letter. I like the challenge.

Would you rather have your teeth removed and replaced with sour jacks, or have to bathe in horse urine every day for the rest of your life?

The teeth removed and replaced with sour jacks (be it the candy or buds of the marijuana strain that I'm assuming must share a name with it, judging by the results of this Google Image Search). Horse urine sounds too icky.

Would you rather follow your dream occupation but not make any money from it and have to survive on social welfare programs or sit naked in a locked, empty room from 9-5 and make $5,000,000 a year?

edited 30th Nov '11 2:26:59 PM by SeanMurrayI

Tough one because my dream occupation is creating the perfect cartoon show which I imagine about all the time(not telling you anything because there already is one cartoon that has a creepy amount of simularities that came out last year and I don't want it to seem like a rip off of more than one show) but I'm still going with the first one because I want to get it done with as early in my adult life as possible, then move on to the next one.

Would You Rather be killed by Pinkie Pie like Rainbow Dash in Cupcakes, or die from starvation cold and alone?

Unless I miss my guess, the Cupcake death involves flaying of the skin...I'll go with starvation.

Would you right date someone who has an over the top sense of humor or no sense of humor at all?

Cupcakes death. There's much more fun to be had dying violently than dying of starvation. Just think of the lovely things I could do to the mind of my attacker if I didn't have to hold back. Sure I'd die, but I'd go out with one last trick.

Over the top sense of humor. I can't stand humorless people.

Would you rather be the favored of a dangerous trickster deity, or the sworn enemy of an incompetent god of war?

edited 30th Nov '11 4:29:05 PM by CompletelyNormalGuy

Did you really think there was no chance of me being the next poster? Trickster god all the way if it's Discord!

Would You Rather be named John Luck Pickerd or Twee-Lit Spackle?