straight up just a bear
i wonder if they're reading this thread right now
see you, space cowboy.
Can we quickly mention the true agony The End of Ends put me through?
Long live the New Bev.
PINNACLE OF MAN
Yes, but my opinion stands. Even if Mykan, Jackie Diaz, Tara Gilesbie, Chris-Chan, Peter Chimaera and squirrelking combine their efforts to write the Worst Fanfiction of All Time, it will be glorious, but still will pale in comparison to Penguinsofmadagascarsex.
edited 25th Oct '16 11:00:06 AM by arcada188
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
see you, space cowboy.
What if we got Tommy Wiseau to make a film adaptation?
Long live the New Bev.
The Tranquil Knight
Jesus H. Christ I'm reading the work page for the Half Life fic. How and why was this allowed to be posted to the internet?
Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.
see you, space cowboy.
Because it's fucking incredible, Tranq.
Long live the New Bev.
PINNACLE OF MAN
Yes, but how incredible are "Penguins of Madagascar Porn" and "disgust and shame"?
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
the cake is an alternative fact
this penguins thing is dumb
weird crazy stupid sex fics are a dime a dozen, and they at the very least could have come up with a more creative title
besides, it can never be as good as that hagrid/hedwig fic
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
The Tranquil Knight
First line from the fic itself that I see.
"He didnt want nothing to happen to Henry Freeman because Henry Freeman was John Freeman saw Combines start to run like monsters to humens and Henry Freeman and saw Henry Freeman and humens run like brave to Combines."
Holy shiet.
Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.
PINNACLE OF MAN
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You haven't read it yet. Don't judge by the title.
This is hilarious.
see you, space cowboy.
My sides! You haven't even seen the animated adaptation yet, Tranq!
edited 25th Oct '16 11:04:31 AM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.
the cake is an alternative fact
who says i havent been reading it
the cake is an alternative fact
hell, the one line tranq posted from half life already shows its superiority
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
PINNACLE OF MAN
Oh. I cannot even fathom why do you consider that Hagrid/Hedwig fanfic far better than Penguins of Madagascar Porn in terms of hilarity and Narm.
That's a lie.
edited 25th Oct '16 11:06:46 AM by arcada188
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
straight up just a bear
Tranq is this the first time you've heard of Full Life Consequences?
The Tranquil Knight
Yup.
Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.
straight up just a bear
Red Like Santa
Have you ever experienced anything in the So Bad, It's Horrible page?
Now known as Cyber Controller
straight up just a bear
I've seen more Seltzer and Friedberg movies than I care to admit.
Red Like Santa
I guess your avatar has too. He he.
Now known as Cyber Controller
straight up just a bear
nah she just likes death in general
Red Like Santa
Anyone else watched something horrible?
Now known as Cyber Controller
PINNACLE OF MAN
Yes.
Watch this.
see you, space cowboy.
Anyone who says Homestar Runner is for kids clearly never listen to Strong Sad.
"I've finally willed myself to death! This is great!"
Long live the New Bev.
Bad fanfiction is a constant. For every good fanfiction out there, there are thirty bad fanfics.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.