MASTER OF BIG RED
Here, take a lighter.
BIG RED 4 LIFE
Thanks. -turns on lighter- Oh look, a one-up mushroom. -takes the mushroom- This should come in handy against the boss later on.
MASTER OF BIG RED
I'm going to go look for a warp pipe. *breaks the ceiling, then walks to the warp zone* Meet ya at world foooooooooouuuuur!
BIG RED 4 LIFE
-hits random stuff until he finds gold-
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
MASTER OF BIG RED
- a hologram of me shows up* Hey, I am still hanging out in World Four. Hurry up, I think even Bowser is getting... *roar!* oh no, I think he is coming after me! HURRY, GET TO THIS WORLD WHILE YOU STILL HAVE A- *BZZZZ*
World four, here I come. -jumps into the warp zone- BRT? Are you here?
-can't get controls right-
-runs into wall several times-
-finally makes it to the warp zone-
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Ah, Bacon Maniac. Nice to have some backup. Think you could help me find BRT?
What's BRT?
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Acronym for Big Red Troper.
-badly imitating a mafia accent-
Yeah, shoewa bowss!
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
-in a German accent-
Good. Now, let's find our comrade and escape zis world before Bowser finds us.
ENGAGE RIDLEY MOTHERFUCKER
And then there was silence
Great, that space dragon found his way to Earth. Ready to take him down, Bacon Maniac?
Nice. -draws dual scimitars- Alright, Ridley, bring it on. -dodges Ridley's fireballs-
Returns with a volley of arrows.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
MASTER OF BIG RED
Guys, up here! Bowser trapped me in this cage, and he has the key! He says he will roast me in lava in 1 hour!
BIG RED 4 LIFE
Dread Sorcerer of Auchtermuchty
Stabs Bowser with the Master Sword. Holds key high above head and then frees Big Red Troper.
edited 17th Dec '13 2:12:05 PM by TheOneWhoTropes
Keeper of The Celestial Flame
What's eatin' you, chief?
Yes! I just got to level 3! This is the greatest day of my li-
Wait...
What's this? I feel... I feel myself... changing. My surroundings are getting more compact, the features are undulating and straining in ways I cannot possibly describe.
Hey! I'm losing weight! Too much weight... way too much weight.
Oh god.
SOMEONE IS TIGHTENING THE GRAPHICS!
War is God.
Time for a good ol' dungeon trek. -enters dungeon just as my torch goes out- Uh, anyone have any fire or something?