Defiler of Shops
#52: Nov 21st 2010 at 9:22:54 AM
I know I don't have parents literally! I was raised in a test tube!
Soul is ugly.
Departed days ahead.
#53: Nov 21st 2010 at 9:35:17 AM
A test tube? I longed for a test tube! I was conceived from the madness of the Great Old Ones' spittle! Two-day old spittle!
I guess we could go... wherever we please.
#54: Nov 21st 2010 at 9:48:40 AM
Hey, at least it was spittle and not, y'know, what rhymes with the first half of that word, like me. 
WartysNeryon
Since: Mar, 2010
#55: Dec 8th 2010 at 1:30:18 AM
Being born from shit's got nothing on being eaten and in the stomach of the gods. I get dissolved by the stomach acid and come out as... y'know!
edited 8th Dec '10 1:30:58 AM by WartysNeryon
Go away.
#56: Dec 8th 2010 at 2:25:56 AM
That's posh! I was SHARTED out! I am Yog-Sothoth's great embarassment!
Always touching and looking. Piss off.
Total posts: 56
*sniff* At least you have parents. I don't even know who mine are!
edited 21st Nov '10 8:53:55 AM by BlackWolfe
But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.