Fwomph
> VAGC: Attempt to chat with other clocks, wirte up your stat page in your mind.
> PGC: Return home before Henry wakes up.
> Henry: Wake up in the morning feeling like P-Diddy
edited 8th Nov '10 4:37:33 PM by Pentigan
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
Ghosts' Poet
> PGC: Slip some of that MOOLAH to Henry when he wakes up
you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
>Henry: COMMENT to THE WIFE about her habit of SNORING IRRITATINGLY.
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VAGC: STEW with RAGE.
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Defiler of Shops
> VAGC: Attempt to chat with other clocks, wirte up your stat page in your mind.
You have a STAT SHEET in your HEART!
> PGC: Return home before Henry wakes up.
You quickly FLY back into the GARAGE and shut the GARAGE DOOR as best as possible as you turn back into a CAR.
> PGC: Slip some of that MOOLAH to Henry when he wakes up
The best you can do is placing all $8,000 on a TABLE and hoping he SEES IT.
> Henry: Wake up in the morning
YAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWN. What a great SLEEP. Nothing obviously happened LAST NIGHT.
>Henry: COMMENT to THE WIFE about her habit of SNORING IRRITATINGLY.
WIFE is now a bit INSULTED and you should APOLOGIZE.
'''>HENRY: MORNING ROUTINE
You take a SHOWER and brush your TEETH. You RAZE your STUBBLE off with your LIGHTSPEED 3000. In fact, you take it, JUSTIN CASE. And also, you take your JOKE item, the SHOWER HAMMER because it's good for SMASHING PEOPLE UNTIL THEIR DEAD SKIN SUBMITS.
Soul is ugly.
>APOLOGIZE to THE WIFE. PROMISE to GO OUT to DINNER LATER.
>ENTER PERFECTLY NICE CAR. WIPE COCAINE off DASHBOARD.
edited 8th Nov '10 6:50:21 PM by vaguelyyaoilookingcatboy
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Ghosts' Poet
> Notice MOOLAH on TABLE and take it
> Make APPOINTMENT at SWANKY FANCY RESTAURANT
you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
Defiler of Shops
>APOLOGIZE to THE WIFE. PROMISE to GO OUT to DINNER LATER.
> Make APPOINTMENT at SWANKY FANCY RESTAURANT
After APOLOGIZING, you go to the KITCHEN and pick up the PHONE. You call EXQUISITE EATS and call for an APPOINTMENT. You then head into the GARAGE.
> Notice MOOLAH on TABLE and take it
Oooh, MOOLAH. You take it, and it's a whopping $8K!
>ENTER PERFECTLY NICE CAR. WIPE COCAINE off DASHBOARD.
You'd steal THE HACKLEBER'S PERFECTLY NICE CAR but you are not INSANE. Instead, you take your PERFECTLY GOOD CAR to WORK. So you Activate the WINDSHIELD WIPERS and DRIVE to work, passing MALLS and RESTAURANTS and CAR SHO-
>PERFECTLY GOOD CAR: Go to CAR SHOW
AAAHHH WHATS HAPPENING YOUR CAR IS NOT GOING WHERE YOU WANT IT TO GO!!!!
Henry's SANITY is now 75%
By the way, when you want INVENTORIES and STAT SCREENS, just say X: INVENTORY or X: STATS respectively.
edited 9th Nov '10 2:00:52 PM by Reecer6
Soul is ugly.
>SCREAM "Bad car! Baaaaad car! Stop doing that! Do not want!"
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Ghosts' Poet
> Perfectly Good Car: Win CAR SHOW. Get HEADLIGHTS UPGRADE instead of money.
you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
>Henry: KEEP SCREAMING, as you have for a few hours now.
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>RUN AS FAST AS POSSIBLE out of PERFECTLY GOOD CAR.
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>HENRY: Realize that, in your PANICKED STATE, it's nearly impossible for you to UNLOCK your PERFECTLY GOOD CAR and get out. SCREAM louder.
>PERFECTLY GOOD CAR: Politely ask HENRY to SHUT THE HELL UP as you drive off of A(N IN)CONVENIENTLY PLACED RAMP, do a WICKED FLIP and land on your TIRES and continue driving as if nothing happened.
edited 8th Nov '10 11:22:09 PM by MidnightVelvet
>HENRY: Let PERFECTLY GOOD CAR RUN OUT OF GAS while it DRIVES AROUND, winning CAR SHOWS and doing HARDCORE DONUTS.
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Defiler of Shops
>SCREAM "Bad car! Baaaaad car! Stop doing that! Do not want!"
In your PANICKED STATE, it comes out like AHHHHHHHHHH CAR STOP NO WANT AHHHHHH!!!!
> Perfectly Good Car: Win CAR SHOW. Get HEADLIGHTS UPGRADE instead of money.
Of course, you AUTOWIN the CAR SHOW. The JUDGE replaces your GOOD HEADLIGHTS with SUPERB HEADLIGHTS, and you go to win more CAR SHOWS.
You can see better in the DARK! You won't turn into the HELICOPTER if your SUPERB HEADLIGHTS are on!
>Henry: KEEP SCREAMING, as you have for a few hours now.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>RUN AS FAST AS POSSIBLE out of PERFECTLY GOOD CAR.
HENRY canceled ACTION RUN AWAY: PANICKING
>HENRY: Realize that, in your PANICKED STATE, it's nearly impossible for you to UNLOCK your PERFECTLY GOOD CAR and get out. SCREAM louder.
HENRY canceled ACTION REALIZE: PANICKING
>PERFECTLY GOOD CAR: Politely ask HENRY to SHUT THE HELL UP as you drive off of A(N IN)CONVENIENTLY PLACED RAMP, do a WICKED FLIP and land on your TIRES and continue driving as if nothing happened.
Why won't your ANNOYING OWNER shut up? You tell him to and he continues screaming. Oh hey, a RAMP! You show off your MOTOR SKILLS and continue winning CAR SHOWS.
>HENRY: Let PERFECTLY GOOD CAR RUN OUT OF GAS while it DRIVES AROUND, winning CAR SHOWS and doing HARDCORE DONUTS.
After 5 HOURS of WINNING CAR SHOWS and SCREAMING, PERFECTLY GOOD CAR runs out of FUEL. You get out of PERFECTLY GOOD CAR and are ARRESTED by the COPS. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
HENRY'S SANITY raised to 80%! PGC and HENRY are $2 MILLION richer! HENRY is INCREDIBLY SAD AND ANGRY!
Soul is ugly.
>HENRY: Actually, not that thing I said before. STEW with RAGE. GET DRAGGED OFF SCREAMING. ARRIVE at PRISONVILLE USA.
edited 9th Nov '10 2:21:52 PM by vaguelyyaoilookingcatboy
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Fwomph
> VAGC: X Stats
> VAGC: Wait for someone to come downstairs.
> Henry: Serve sentence, arrive home, do some normal stuff, head downstairs to work on your clocks.
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
HIP HOP HIPSTER
Henry: Take the pumpkin on the ground
PGC: Drive into the sunset.
Underneath the bridge The tarp has sprung a leak And the animals I've trapped have all become my pets
Defiler of Shops
>HENRY: Actually, not that thing I said before. STEW with RAGE. GET DRAGGED OFF SCREAMING. ARRIVE at PRISONVILLE USA.
You're really being taken to JAILVILLE USA, but AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
> VAGC: X Stats
- Name: Very Ancient Grandfather Clock
- Class: Old Timepiece
- Species: Clock
- Stats:
- No STATS for you, you're a CLOCK.
- Passive Abilities:
- NICE: You're not MEAN like that CAR in the GARAGE.
- PATIENT: You can wait a YEAR for SOMETHING.
- Weaknesses:
- FRAGILE: Due to AGE, you are EASY to BREAK.
> VAGC: Wait for someone to come downstairs.
OOH! You're good at waiting!
> Henry: Serve sentence, arrive home, do some normal stuff, head downstairs to work on your clocks.
It's not that EASY, your SENTENCE is 3 DAYS long.
Henry: Take the pumpkin on the ground
You take the PUWHAT PUMPKIN? There is and never has been a PUMPKIN here and to think so would be RECKLESS and FOOL HARMPKIN, SCHRODINGER'S PUMPKIN to be exact.
PGC: Drive into the sunset.
You will be COOL when you DRIVE into the SUNSET. You jump off the RAMP WESTWARDS really FAST and FAR and HIGH and you're not LANDING...
edited 9th Nov '10 3:49:18 PM by Reecer6
Soul is ugly.
HIP HOP HIPSTER
PGC: LAND in a rather BONECRUNCHING manner.
Underneath the bridge The tarp has sprung a leak And the animals I've trapped have all become my pets
Fwomph
> VAGC: Attempt to attract Henry's attention.
> PGC: Turn into helicopter
> Salesman: Ring doorbell, become major character
edited 9th Nov '10 5:07:33 PM by Pentigan
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
Ghosts' Poet
> PGC: Become PERFECTLY NICE CAR
> SALESMAN: Be French. And a woman. And an albino. With a psionic arm.
edited 9th Nov '10 5:19:26 PM by yarrunmace
you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
>HENRY: MENTION to THE WIFE that you didn't TAKE HER to DINNER because you were in JAIL.
>THE WIFE: SHOOT DIVORCEY GLARE.
>HENRY: ATTEMPT to DISTRACT THE WIFE with the SALESWOMAN's ringing the doorbell.
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Defiler of Shops
PGC: LAND in a rather BONECRUNCHING manner.
If by LAND you mean CRASH INTO AWESOMELAND OFFICES, you do. It hurts BADLY. You fall on 2 LOVERS. They are now SEVERELY INJURED.
> VAGC: Attempt to attract Henry's attention.
Sorry, but HENRY'S in JAILVILLE USA.
> PGC: Turn into helicopter
It's DAYTIME!
> Salesman: Ring doorbell, become major character
DING DONG! THE WIFE comes up to the door. You ask her if she wants to buy an ORANGE TOASTER. She says no and slams the DOOR in your face. Not another LOST CUSTOMER! You throw a TOASTER through her WINDOW anyways.
- Name: Clairome the Salesman
- Class: Door-to-door Salesman
- Species: Human
- Color: Crimson
- Time: 1:34 PM
- Stats:
- Strength: SLIGHTLY BELOW AVERAGE
- Sanity: 80%
- Charisma: SLIGHTLY ABOVE AVERAGE
- Passive Abilities:
- FAST TALKER: You can READ faster than ANYONE you know.
- NUMB FACE: You don't feel PAIN in the FACE very well due to being ACCUSTOMED of getting the DOOR slammed in your FACE.
- Weaknesses:
- DESSERTS: So TASTY!
- OTHER SALESMEN: They're so CHARISMATIC and send AWESOME THINGS.
- WEARABLE ITEMS:
- 1x PLAID COSTUME (worn)
- 1x PURPLE HAT (worn)
- 1x PAIR OF PURPLE SHOES (worn)
- THINGS ON SALE:
- 37x ORANGE TOASTERS (hammerspace)
- 4x BLUE TOASTERS (hammerspace)
- 24x SUEEVE 9 IN 1 (hammerspace)
- MONEY:
- ON HAND: $273
- SAVED: $1,063
> PGC: Become PERFECTLY NICE CAR
> SALESMAN: Be French. And a woman. And an albino. With a psionic arm.
The first 2 are DONE, but lets be SERIOUS.
>3 THINGS involving HENRY AT HOME
HENRY'S at JAILVILLE USA!
Soul is ugly.
>TRANSFORM into RACIST STEREOTYPE MECH.
What? RACIST STEREOTYPE? Your built in STEREO is THE BOMB but STEREOTYPES are terrible.
Soul is ugly.