Banned for watching too much Jerry Springer
Look with century eyes... With our backs to the arch And the wreck of our kind We will stare straight ahead For the rest of our livesBanned for watching Jerry Springer.
I'm feeling nice, so here's a nice, not meme related, rendition of The Final CountdownBanned for bashing Jerry Springer.
DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOMBanned for supporting Jerry Springer.
Umm... so, personally... this is the first time this has happened, so I'm a bit surprised. Only a centimetre away...Banned for not pointing out that he's actually a giant trampoline.
...Banned for fat shaming. You Monster!
Look with century eyes... With our backs to the arch And the wreck of our kind We will stare straight ahead For the rest of our livesBanned because we all feel shame.
Banned because there are certain people out there who are completely shameless.
Long live the New Bev.Banned because no-one pointed out that I never implied obesity in the words "giant trampoline".
...Banned because I reserve the right to interpret words in the worst way possible.
Look with century eyes... With our backs to the arch And the wreck of our kind We will stare straight ahead For the rest of our livesBanned because this is the Internet, where you have no rights.
Insert something clever hereBanned because you're thinking of Oceania.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.Banned for thinking about Oceania.
I'm feeling nice, so here's a nice, not meme related, rendition of The Final CountdownBanned for enforcing thoughtcrime
Look with century eyes... With our backs to the arch And the wreck of our kind We will stare straight ahead For the rest of our livesBanned for finding out my true purpose.
I'm feeling nice, so here's a nice, not meme related, rendition of The Final CountdownBanned for having a purpose and thus defying nihilism.
...BANNED beacuse my cell phone is at 59% battery.
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.Banned for not charging your fucking phone.
I'm feeling nice, so here's a nice, not meme related, rendition of The Final CountdownBANNED for trying to make me play airhorn music at 23:20 at night.
Keeper of The Celestial FlameBanned for posting like we're idiots...(who doesn't think 23:20 is at night?)
Look with century eyes... With our backs to the arch And the wreck of our kind We will stare straight ahead For the rest of our livesThis post was thumped by the Doom-Hammer of Tropey the Wonder Dog.
edited 21st May '17 5:45:09 AM by StarAndroidJaguar
...Banned for preferring bare bulbs.
edited 21st May '17 11:12:33 AM by Blurring
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?Ban'd for having that Doctor Strange avatar for too long.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!Banned for opposing consistency
Look with century eyes... With our backs to the arch And the wreck of our kind We will stare straight ahead For the rest of our lives
Banned because I AM THE MOTHER OF YOUR CHILDREN STOP IGNORING MY PHONE CALLS
Long live the New Bev.