Banned because life is Jarvelous!
i care but i'm restless, i'm here but i'm really gone, i'm wrong and i'm sorry, babyBanned for making a lame pun. That's my thing!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.Banned because you think you're the only pun maker around!
Banned for depriving him of the only thing he had going for in life.
Banned for mocking people, you people mocker.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.Banned because that was a pretty lackluster insult.
Banned for not getting the obvious joke IN his insult!
Banned for pointing out the joke, instead of allowing him to discover the humor!
Banned for stopping free speech from allowing him to explain the joke.
Banned because bollocks.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.Banned for saying the third word in that sentence.
Banned for being against the third word of a sentence.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?Banned by the power of the updated site.
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic ColoursBanned with the power vested in me by... I dunno, the will of Metatron or something.
(Although I think that's a bit dated by now, even to the folks who'd get it.)
i care but i'm restless, i'm here but i'm really gone, i'm wrong and i'm sorry, babyBanned for defying an agent of the updated site.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?Banned because this update is officially worse than last.fm's was.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.Banned because possible correctness.
Banned for identifying definite correctness.
Banned for being too Politically Correct.
Banned because your avatar creeps me out.
Banned for complaint of site redesign
Going Fast Since 1991Banned for suppressing freedom of speech.
Banned because your avatar doesn't creep me out.
Banned because I won't tolerate life much more.
The truth can oft be more misleading... I'm driven by greed, guilt, rage, and despair, but I'll never try to justify haughtiness.