We are all Yandere's!

I'm in. Don't worry about Goldy. I'll be everything you need, no matter how strange or twisted.

So will I. Once we have a nice, relaxing week in Vegas, we'll go brutally murder Gold and everyone he holds dear.

Good! Back to the car! Slaughter anyone who... -See's carnage they have all left afround them- Oh. Well, looks like we won't have to worry about that!

-Gets in to the car-

Off to Vegas. I took the liberty of sending our stuff to the hotel ahead of us. It should be there when we arrive. I booked us a room with a heart shaped hot tub. I hope the maid isn't to nosy it would be hard to explain where she went after I killed her and dumped her body in the desert.

edited 8th Nov '10 1:01:14 PM by Liisiko

*Starts to call to tell that his loved ones are hidden*

*Thinks*

*Doesn't call*

-Pulls over-

Here we are. What do we want to do now? I got rid of the body in the trunk it was starting to smell.

First tuxedoes and wedding dresses, then to the wedding chapels!

-Puts her dress on.-

I hope it's not too badly stained. I love this dress, I bought it on the day we met. Could someone zip me up?

Of course, my dear!

-Zips up back of dress-

Thanks. Any idea where we can hold the wedding? It needs to have someone who won't ask to many questions.

Um...Were in Las Vegas. That's pretty much everyone who isn't a cop, sweetie.

Wait a minute... there's three of us. Well, Liisiko's a girl, and I'm a guy. But what's Tidal Wave?

I'm a guy, silly.

It's a threesome, then!

I never asked. Some things are irrelevant compared to true love. Now lets go.

Aww...Ninjaed.

edited 9th Nov '10 12:47:44 PM by Liisiko

It's a threesome, of course, and I love that, but which is Liisiko's TRUE husband?

What a silly question.

-Giggles-

It will be me, of course.

Do I have to pick just one? Anyone who tries to make me chose between my two dear loves is going to get a length of sharpened rebar in the ear.Besides, there is enough of me to go around.

edited 9th Nov '10 2:19:31 PM by Liisiko

Are you implying we both marry you, or slice you in two?

Either way, I'm happy!

I would prefer marrige. We can all get along, as long as no one gets in the way of our love.

Yes, we will all get along! No one shall stand in the way of our love! NO ONE!

Now that we have settled this little matter, we should get going. Just give me a second to hide a few weapons under my dress. Just in case.

-Slides several knives up tuxedo sleeves and a machete hidden in the back of his jacket-

(puts on a purple tuxedo stained with blood and holds up two gatling guns)

Oh, and can I come?    I just love the smell of blood in the evening...   

Uhhh, hey cutie, you wanna come to my place and uhh, knock me up?

That's a Yandere right?

Yay! More of our dear loves came to join with us. We finally get to be together forever and ever and ever and ever.