Just a teapot
-Drags in a tied up Priest-
He can do it.
edited 10th Nov '10 10:09:53 AM by Liisiko
Insert witty one-liner here.
Yay! Now, take the gag out of his mouth so he can read our vows!
Their Addiction
...how do I know you aren't lying?
Are you sure you aren't forgetting something? Are you sure you shouldn't be somewhere else?
Just a teapot
I told him if he said everything we needed him to I would let him live.
(whispering) Kill him the moment we are done.
Insert witty one-liner here.
(whispering) Gotcha!
Now, on with the ceremony!
Unwinning Ranger
You didn't invite me.
You... didn't... IN-VITE... ME...
But... I LOVE you...
edited 10th Nov '10 1:35:14 PM by Ralphrius
Stargate SG-1 Let's Watch. Because my ZHP thing failed.
Oh, dear! Someone, pull up a chair for our late guest!
So sorry we didn't get a chance to invite you! This was a spur of the moment idea!
Unwinning Ranger
...
Oh, of course! So silly of me! Hehehehehehehe!
Stargate SG-1 Let's Watch. Because my ZHP thing failed.
Now, places everyone! Anyone ruins this wedding for any of us, I'll chop off their head!
Just a teapot
-The music starts-
I really, really like wedding music. Should I go back and come down before we say the words or shoudl we just do it now?
Insert witty one-liner here.
We've all waiting this long. A few more minutes couldn't hurt.
Just a teapot
Ok.
-Runs to the back.-
-Turns and walks down at a slow stately pace-
This is the happyest day of my life.
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It's the happiest day of all our lives!
*Bombs go off inside the chapel*
Just a teapot
-Pokes the Priest-
Get on with it. You don't want to ruin today, do you?
Insert witty one-liner here.
-Shaken from bomb-
Hurry up! Get to the "I do" part!
Just a teapot
Priest: Do you all take each other to be your eternal loves for ever and ever? Even after death never to part?
Me: I do. No one will ever take them away from me ever.
edited 10th Nov '10 2:33:24 PM by Liisiko
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Just Plain Cute
- Swoops in, kills priest*
Now I'm free to try and make this relationship work yay :D
Disclaimer: If anyone disagrees with anything I say, I am quite prepared to not only retract it, but also to deny under oath I ever said it.
Now we're MARRIED! Let's have sex!
Wait, I'm not a full Yandere if I don't have a love interest! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
(eyes dead Priest)
It'll do. I WILL DO SO MANY NASTY THINGS TO YOUR DEAD BODY!
Usually here.
Yay! Let's have an orgy!
- Another bomb goes off*
Not here, though.
Just a teapot
Back to the car everyone! Awesome Zombie, congratulations on finding a love intrest. You can prop him up in the back seat if you like.
-More bombs-
Who keeps setting these off?
edited 11th Nov '10 1:36:40 PM by Liisiko
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Now, where is that priest to marry us all?