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Ok it was mentioned there is not a thread for Law Enforcement Officers (LEO for short)and other similar jobs for discussion.

This is for discussing the actual jobs, ranks, training, culture, relations to military bodies that exist, and any other variety of topics that can arise pertaining to the World of Policing.

pvtnum11 OMG NO NOSECONES from Kerbin low orbit Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
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#226: Jul 9th 2012 at 4:43:35 PM

Maybe I've just been fortunate to not have a jerk LEO stop me for anything, yet. Out of six instances, none have been jerks, just doing their jobs. Maybe Hawaii has better cops on average, iunno.

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TheyCallMeTomu Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
#227: Jul 9th 2012 at 4:54:32 PM

I've never had that problem earlier. But when I hear "it takes 30 to 45 minutes for-" that sounds like something that's labor intensive (whatever it is) and that sounds like if someone makes that call in order to annoy whoever it is that annoyed them, those are resources that otherwise could have been used on things whose purpose wasn't "annoy this prick."

That's really all I'm saying. I don't mind if pricks get annoyed. I mean, break their tail light and then ticket them for having a broken tail light. It's cheaper.

TuefelHundenIV Night Clerk of the Apacalypse. from Doomsday Facility Corner Store. Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
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#228: Jul 9th 2012 at 5:37:10 PM

I have seen both the total dick cops and really cool cops. The Bellevue, NE cops are notorious for being collosal dicks to anyone without a Bellevue, NE License Plate or anyone who lives in the military housing. Even when your polite and nice they will be as dickish as possible. I got smart assed with em and got off scot free because they couldn't nail me on anything legit.

The local Sec For Mp patrols on the other hand are pretty friendly and professional as long as you don't start pushing buttons. Omaha Cops are also closer to the polite professional variety as long as your not a dick. Instead of getting issued a ticket for buster tail light the worst I have got is "fix it" ticket meaning if you get the problem part repaired or replaced inside of a week the ticket is waived and nothing goes on your record. It's issue is always at the discretion of the issuing officer.

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Barkey Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#229: Jul 9th 2012 at 8:21:09 PM

^^

If those resources aren't being used for anything, they aren't being taken away from anything either.

Plus you have to remember, when I'm doing it on base, I can get anywhere on base inside of 10 minutes in an absolute emergency.

TheyCallMeTomu Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
#230: Jul 9th 2012 at 8:41:05 PM

Well if it only takes 10 minutes why'd you say it takes 45?

Anyway, I have no idea what you're talking about, so it's probably just the way you described it.

Barkey Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#231: Jul 9th 2012 at 8:42:43 PM

It takes 45 minutes because they drag their feet on purpose. Realistically, it'd take me 10 minutes running lights and sirens to get get from one side all the way to the other.

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#232: Jul 9th 2012 at 9:00:20 PM

Basically the gist is when someone starts becoming beligerant, hostile, or rude they take their dear sweet time with their tasks as subtle form of pay back. Overall no real harm is done. However if they are in an emergency situation they don't drag their feet they get where they need to as fast as possible.

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Gabrael from My musings Since: Nov, 2011 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
#233: Jul 12th 2012 at 1:26:56 AM

On the dogs, we had dogs come search my school systems. (I was in high school at the time, but they searched everything 6th grade and up for drugs.) It was horrible because the cops sucked and the dogs weren't trained worth crap. One tore open a kid's bag to get to their lunch. Another urinated on the lockers. But the admins still didn't stop using them.

One kid I knew pepper sprayed his back pack just to fuck with them. The dogs would go off everytime.

On messing with cops, let's be fair. They crack down on assholes for a very good reason: they don't need that attitude to happen again. Cops don't have to tell you how important pulling you over, questioning you, etc. really is. There is often a good reason for this.

They could be checking out a defect with your car, marking you violating some rule of the road, or they could be looking into an Amber Alert your car may match. Very few cops pull people over just to cause problems. If you think a cop is being unfair, you can calmly refuse to do anything until your lawyer shows. At least in my state, one can legally roll up their window and sit on the side of the road until their attorney shows. They can't run, but they can sit forever and refuse to talk, exit the car, or consent to search. I wouldn't doubt if every state has some form of this law.

People maybe assholes, but that doesn't mean they should be allowed to continue to be. This behavior especially shouldn't be tolerated by people who have devoted their careers and their lives to cleaning up after assholes. The police officer's job is to deal with assholes to make them stop being such. Sometimes it means putting them in jail. Sometimes it means giving them enough tickets to knock their issues down a peg.

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entropy13 わからない from Somewhere only we know. Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
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#234: Jul 12th 2012 at 2:05:33 AM

The winning bidder committed several violations after a "post-bid" inspection, and pending a formal announcement by the bidding committee of the Philippine National Police, instead of Jericho 9mm pistols (Php 974M), it would be Glock 9mm pistols, from the second lowest bidder (Php 998M), 59,904 pieces.

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TheyCallMeTomu Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Barkey Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#236: Jul 12th 2012 at 9:16:19 AM

I think he's talking about a contract to provide sidearms for the PNP.

entropy13 わからない from Somewhere only we know. Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
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#237: Jul 12th 2012 at 10:08:06 AM

Besides the fact that policemen have to buy their own guns (and this procurement would certainly help with that problem), there's still the issue of too few policemen for too many non-policemen over here...

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#238: Jul 16th 2012 at 6:49:04 PM

I purchased some Damascus protective gear. Is that brand durable? Even though it's for a costume, I think it might see multiple uses.

I ask in the Law Enforcement thread because the website claims that they sell to police departments.

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Barkey Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#239: Jul 16th 2012 at 7:37:51 PM

I've never heard of them, so they probably don't have military contracts. They look like a place that is mostly trying to bait gear queer cops and perhaps the occasional department budget to buy their stuff.

It probably won't fall apart with what you plan on doing with it though, unless what you plan on doing with it involves lots of rough stuff like paintball or zombie fighting.

DirectorCannon Prima Donna Director from A cornfield in Indiana Since: Nov, 2011 Relationship Status: I want you to want me
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#240: Jul 16th 2012 at 7:48:38 PM

[up] Yeah, it's just for the Batman project I've been doddering on about.

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TuefelHundenIV Night Clerk of the Apacalypse. from Doomsday Facility Corner Store. Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
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#241: Aug 9th 2012 at 8:19:50 PM

New York uses a integrated system of cameras, files, reports, and ohter info to track, find, and halt crime

More of the same

I think New York is tottering dangerously close to being an outright police state. Bloombergs police have frequently over reached their limits of their authority and going way beyond their juriddiction.

While it may bring some good I believe it will be abused by the likes of Bloomberg and company.

I understand the use of cameras as a deterance. It is a known effect that people behave differently when they think they are being observed. You don't hav eto even actually be observing just make them think they are being watched. Based on a concept similar to this


DHS effectively shut down this guys career because his section was observing American Right Wing Extremists and collecting data The Right Wing flipped shit put their heads in the sand and ignored a serious issue.

edited 9th Aug '12 8:22:41 PM by TuefelHundenIV

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Aprilla Since: Aug, 2010
#242: Aug 17th 2012 at 5:38:48 PM

Here's a documentary on MS 13, in case anyone is interested.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mphZPKQ9TXs&feature=related

Interesting links, Tuefel.

edited 17th Aug '12 5:53:56 PM by Aprilla

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#243: Aug 17th 2012 at 5:50:02 PM

I think I may have seen it before. Those guys are all over parts of South Omaha. One of the girls who did cleaning had MS 13 tats all over herself. She didn't last long. She got fired for lieing to police about a shooting she was involved in. She got a flesh wound.

The only groups worse then MS 13 in Omaha are the Sudanese gangs.

edited 17th Aug '12 5:56:54 PM by TuefelHundenIV

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HouraiRabbit Isn't it amazing, now I have princess wings! from Fort Sandbox, El Paso Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
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#244: Aug 22nd 2012 at 8:26:37 AM

Found this comment in a link posted in the Gun Thread and thought it was pretty funny. Not sure if serious/real, but I really don't care. It's funny.

If you open carry, you are asking to be questioned. On that note a not so quick joke:

Recently, a California website ran an discussion forum where the topic was "Ask a Cop."

One of the civilian email participants posed the following question: "I would like to know how it is possible for police officers to continually harass people and get away with it?"

A cool cop with a sense of humor replied:

It is not easy. In California we average one cop for every 2,000 people. About 60% of those cops are on patrol, where we do most of the harassing. One-fifth of that 60% are on duty at any given moment and are available for harassing people. So, one cop is responsible for harassing about 10,000 residents. When you toss in the commercial, business and tourist locations that attract people from other areas, sometimes you have a situation where a single cop is responsible for harassing 20,000 or more people each day.

A ten-hour shift runs 36,000 seconds. This gives a cop one second to harass a person, and three-fourths of a second to eat a donut AND then find a new person to harass. This is not an easy task. Most cops are not up to it, day in and day out. It is just too tiring. What we do is utilize some tools to help us narrow down those people which we harass. They are as follows:

PHONE: People will call us up and point out things that cause us to focus on a person for special harassment. "My neighbor is beating his wife" is a code phrase we use. Then we come out and give special harassment. Another popular one on a weeknight is, "The kids next door are having a loud party."

CARS: We have special cops assigned to harass people who drive. They like to harass the drivers of fast cars, cars blasting music, cars with expired registration stickers and the like. It is lots of fun when you pick them out of traffic for nothing more obvious than running a red light. Sometimes you get to really heap the harassment on when you find they have drugs in the car, are driving drunk, or they have an outstanding warrant.

RUNNERS: Some people take off running just at the sight of a police officer. Nothing is quite as satisfying as running after them like a beagle on the scent of a bunny. When you catch them you can harass them for hours.

CODES: When you can think of nothing else to do, there are books that give ideas for reasons to harass folks. They are called "Codes" Penal, Vehicle, Health and Safety, Business and Professional Codes, to name a few. They spell out all sorts of things for which you can really mess with people.

After you read the code, you can just drive around for a while until you find someone violating one of these listed offenses and harass them. Just last week I saw a guy smash a car window. Well, the code says that is not allowed. That meant I got permission to harass this guy. It is a pretty cool system that we have set up, and it works pretty well.

We seem to have a never-ending supply of folks to harass. And we get away with it. Why? Because the good citizens who pay the tab actually like the fact that we keep the streets safe for them. Next time you are in my town, give me a single finger wave. That will be a signal that you wish for me to take a little closer look at you, and then maybe I'll find a reason to harass YOU.

Looking forward to meeting you!

edited 22nd Aug '12 8:30:13 AM by HouraiRabbit

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#245: Aug 22nd 2012 at 10:16:51 AM

Hourai: Lol I knew where that was going right off the bat. I am amused.

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Barkey Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#246: Aug 22nd 2012 at 10:32:53 AM

Extremely amusing, and extremely true.

If I'm ever accused of harassment, I am so pulling that line about how "Yes, I totally harass people for speeding."

Sandor from London/Cambridge Since: Oct, 2009
#247: Aug 22nd 2012 at 11:35:27 AM

So, the MPS have started running a grad scheme.

http://www.metpolicecareers.co.uk/graduates/the-accelerated-graduate-development-programme.html

Very interesting stuff, probably one of the biggest changes to the MPS in at least that last couple of decades, if not more.

Means that instead of having leadership dominated by bobbies who've very slowly worked their way up the ranks over a very long period of time, and nearing middle-age, you're going to see a number of ambitious up and comers. Has all the benefits in getting the best talent, and new blood to an organisation which has issues with set thinking and being slow to react to a constantly changing society. It also means we're going to have supers and above who will actually have more then a handful of years in the role, and will be around to actually have to deal with all the consequences of their changes and initiatives - which from a long term policy perspective will be hugely beneficial.

On the downside, even now you have inspectors who get belittled and ignored by the regs because they presume that they don't have enough experience despite having fifteen years on the job. Having college grads at twenty five being in the same place, well it's going to be a thing to behold. You're also adding to that the resentment over the normal coppers having lower career opportunities, despite the tremendous wait already there, and the cutting back of middle management which is already overstaffed.

For the actual nuts and bolts, I haven't gone for this, but my friends who have ( :3 ) say it's harder then anything else they've applied to. And we're talking the most competitive grad schemes in the country. So it seems we should at least get high quality candidates from this.

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Barkey Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#248: Aug 22nd 2012 at 1:32:07 PM

I can't say I approve, that same initiative in LAPD has caused all manner of issues.

Mainly in that it's rather unfair to some of the people without degrees who have really busted their asses on the street trying to get promoted. Meritocracy is where it's at in my opinion, at least in an organization that is based on a field that is as OJT related as police work.

That or it's just my bias against assholes with a bachelors degree in police administration showing. My dad was a beat cop who kept his nose to the grindstone for years, and he got passed up a lot by people with way less experience who had degrees. He could have made Lieutenant or even Captain in a more level playing field or if he had a degree. Now he's just in charge of a unit of detectives.

Sandor from London/Cambridge Since: Oct, 2009
#249: Aug 22nd 2012 at 2:13:20 PM

Realistically I imagine the emphasis is going to be on pushing them into the more administration, and long term policy planning etc roles then direct policing, which makes experience less relevant then other roles. They're not going to be custody sergeant say.

And the breath of experience they're going to get is something that ten years on the force won't necessarily give you. They're going to get a feel for every department and section, rather then having five years in SNT and five on Response say.

I suppose the answer would be to do what the military does, and offer to support promising officers in getting degrees, but with all the budget cuts that doesn't really seem like a possibility.

Here to stay though, seems it's going to be part of a three prong approach to recruitment.

(graduate scheme, volunteers converted to full time, and PCS Os to full time)

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Barkey Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#250: Aug 22nd 2012 at 6:03:47 PM

I just don't like it because it breeds classism. I don't think civilian law enforcement needs the officer-enlisted dichotomy that the military has. It leads to administrative types commanding field types being really out of touch, and makes it so virtually no amount of hard work done by enlisted can get them compensated and honored at the level of officers.


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