Retsupurae

Fractured looks like a pretty decent game, but these pretentious Newgrounds flash games are just getting tedious now.

They're all the freaking same. They're all centered around some high-school poem about love/death/identity/war/etc, they never last more than a couple of minutes (aka the length of the poem), and the gameplay and art style are used solely as storytelling tools. All these guys are looking to make the next Braid, and it really doesn't help that Newgrounds comments like to spew out perfect scores like candy.

edited 10th Feb '13 7:06:08 AM by Watchtower

I played this game when it was featured on Gameological. Honestly I thought it was a decent idea for the first few levels but then it just became utterly obnoxious.

We need a new Metroid Elements

They could play the FPS prequel Metroid Genesis.

That would be awesome.

It has Ridley, so it HAS to be worth playing through to the end.

Also there's a bonus Numa Numa parody in it, but no one cares about that.

Honestly, you people really can't appreciate the magnificence of Point 'n Click games. What we really need is Trapped 4!

Whatever did happen to that voice actor guy anyway? It was really amusing when he read the M Dickie's blog during that one Testament LP.

Edwyn Tiong? He's still doing VA work, but he's doing it on much more quality projects, though he said he's returning to voice Dan Mc Neely in Stranded.

Thats it! get the team to do The You Testament! its brilliant! You're a genius!

Oh, on that Frocto vid, he commented on it!

I have no fucking idea what that was.

Something that culminates with you meeting the lynched corpse of "GAY FUCKER".

Actually, I'd imagine the game goes on longer than that, but eh.

I think the idea was that Dale was AIDS Fucker, thus the mark on his neck from the rope? I think? Maybe?

"So much worse in a GOOD way" is my new favorite backhanded compliment.

The Newgrounds "reviews" are always my favorite part of the Retsufrashes, even though they always make me a little sad due to their terrible standards/grammar/spelling.

I can't tell if the Quiet Falls game was trying to be a story about AIDS or was just a little insensitive to people with AIDS.

edited 10th Feb '13 6:37:21 PM by BearyScary

Why not both?◊

Flagrant advertising time!

Truly the Revolution X of its generation.

Here we have an LP of some Megaman game...on an iPad?!??

edited 10th Feb '13 10:21:04 PM by 0dd1

I can honestly say that is the worst-looking Let's Play I have ever seen.

Even worse than the Battletoads one in the back of a van from a couple days ago?

At least with that one I could make out more than just some vague blotches.

At least that one didn't hurt my eyes.

I'm actually being totally serious, that video was physically painful to watch. Part of the pain was trying to follow what's going on (basically take someone far-sighted and make them stare at a picture up close for 5 minutes without glasses), and part of the pain was the brightness itself burning its way through my retinas.

edited 11th Feb '13 6:58:19 AM by Watchtower

Rijnovision again.

Because getting the actual screen n the camcorder is SOOOOOOO hard.