Oh whoops. That's some poison for my ex.
-takes poison out of Epitome's hand-
-gives Epitome some non-poisonous apple juice-
Here you go.
naur
Whaaat? Ish something -hic- wrong? -stumbles- I don't thiiink that was apple juiii—WAIT THAT WAS POISON?!
edited 19th Apr '10 2:03:44 PM by Epitome
mmmmmmm no
You shouldn't drink stuff you just find lying around. But don't worry, I'm sure it's fine. Cheese is still a bit drunk.
edited 19th Apr '10 2:07:04 PM by Arcolops
oh whoops. missed that spot
-grabs broom from thin air and begins sweeping-
naur
B-but I had a cuuup of apple juice lying arouuuund~ I just di'nt 'spect it to be poisoned next time I...I...-stumbles around, nearly falling over- drunk it.
edited 19th Apr '10 2:07:26 PM by Epitome
mmmmmmm no
-Shrieks things in german to passers-by in a classic soup-nazi voice. In my sleep.-
When in deadly danger, When beset by doubt, Run in little circles, Wave your arms and shout.
Whoa, don't fall now. -catches Epitome-
edited 19th Apr '10 2:10:17 PM by Arcolops
^^ That was my bad. I poisoned it
^ WAKEY WAKEY!!
naur
Mmmth, thanks. -wraps arm around to keep self steady- ...Youuu smell kinda weird.
mmmmmmm no
Yeah, it comes with the territory. Maybe I should take you to the hospital.
-sniffs self-
PHEW! a mix of bleech and Bicardi. Not good.
naur
Hospitaaaal? -tilts head- Oh, yeah, poison. Maaaybe you s-should. Oh, Bacardi! Iiii like Bacardi!
edited 19th Apr '10 2:13:46 PM by Epitome
mmmmmmm no
okies.
-hops on broom and takes Epitome to the hospital-
What the...? -looks around- How did we get here so quickly?
naur
Woooow, I really am m-messed yo. -looks around- WHOA, it's like MAGIC!
mmmmmmm no
-Wakes up-
Oh god, what'd I do last night...
When in deadly danger, When beset by doubt, Run in little circles, Wave your arms and shout.
^^You can say that again. Why is it so dark...? Uh oh. I think we've just become burglars.
Broomsticks, burgalry.. all we need is a harem and we'll be completely ripping off Marisa
WHO WANTS STAKE? *CACKLE*CACKLE*
naur
Oh, hiii l3wt! We're criminals now! Whoaaa, I feel r-really wooooozy. -giggles and falls over-
mmmmmmm no
Well, Epitome needs stomach pumping, so while we're here we might as well get to it.
edited 19th Apr '10 2:28:27 PM by Arcolops
Hey, I'm not happy about it either, so, where's that stomach pump?
edited 19th Apr '10 2:29:39 PM by Leanan
WHO WANTS STAKE? *CACKLE*CACKLE*
-Crawls out from beneath the toilet- Wow, I'm such a mess. I'll just go and get changed.
When in deadly danger, When beset by doubt, Run in little circles, Wave your arms and shout.
I guess we'll just have to look for it. -picks up Epitome- I'm keeping an eye on you. We don't want you to get a concussion as well, do we?
edited 19th Apr '10 2:32:25 PM by Arcolops
naur
Whoaaa, where did the ground gooo? -looks around- O-oh, I guess you're stronger than I thought~ >3
mmmmmmm no
Epitome?! Aw, man!