I'm Only Sleeping
Looks like...
Someone tread dangerous roads.
YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
(A man is impaled by a sword)
INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.
The Plum and Only
The killer was
a cut above the rest.
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I am killed.
edited 20th Apr '10 7:39:31 AM by Plumbum
Curse the ill fortune that led you to me.
Looks like someone...
...did a number on him.
YEAAAAAAAAAAH
(The victim had his head smashed in with a computer monitor)
edited 20th Apr '10 7:41:03 AM by Lemurian
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Last woman standing
Looks like this killer
Wasn't a screen-saver.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
"The victim was found with his shoes on his hands, Sir."
Not Literally Me
Maybe he didn't...
...have a leg to stand on.
YEEAAAAHHH!!!!
Okay, that was awful.
"Sir, the victim was Andrew Hammond. According to this he was the chair of the Miami UFO spotters club."
edited 20th Apr '10 8:53:45 AM by MadeOfAxes
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
Looks like our spotter...
had picked the wrong spot.
YEEAAAAHHH!!!!
"Sir, it's that guy with the sunglasses from CSI Miami."
edited 20th Apr '10 11:21:49 AM by Vree
Not Literally Me
Well it looks like someone thought he needed..
...some punishment.
YYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
"Sir, the vic appears to have frequented a site called 'tvtropes'."
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
Dreams of Revenge
I guess he was...
...cut listed.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
"Sir, it looks like this guy died in a skydiving accident!"
Locking you up on radar since '09
Not Literally Me
You know what they say, if a first you don't succeed...
...then skydiving isn't for you.
YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
"His card says that the victim is called Andrew Ryan. It looks like he was clubbed to death with his own golf club."
edited 20th Apr '10 12:06:47 PM by MadeOfAxes
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
Looks Like he...
Made the wrong choice.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
edited 20th Apr '10 12:25:49 PM by rumetzen
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
You say you don't love me, huh?
...But Thou Must!.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
Clean this corpse up....
Would you kindly?
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
It appears he spontaniously combusted.
edited 20th Apr '10 12:35:15 PM by rumetzen
Not Literally Me
This case raises a lot of questions. Maybe he was...
...burning to ask them.
YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
"I found this liquid covering her clothes. I think it's probably coffee. Maybe she was thrown into a vat of coffee?"
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
Not here, look elsewhere
Looks like she...
...will never have to sleep again.
YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
The victim was choked by a rubber ducky.
An useless name, a forsaken connection.
Red Oni
Looks like he...
should have ducked.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
The victim was thrown into a vat of molten lead.
Those who accept their fate find happiness; those who defy it, glory.
Last woman standing
Looks like he had an extreme case
Of lead-foot
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?
"Chief, the vic was killed when a Time Machine landed on him."
Kori Dómtlandsson
Well, it looks like...
...The Doctor couldn't save him this time...
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
The victim's head seems to have spontaneously exploded.
edited 20th Apr '10 4:25:36 PM by RTHSFF
"Meet 18th century English gentlewoman Kimiko Achmadsdottir and her brother-in-law Wladyslaw bin Vivianus." - annebeeche
The Plum and Only
It always pays
to get a-head.
YEAH!
This woman was a prostitute. Was.
Curse the ill fortune that led you to me.
Not here, look elsewhere
Looks like this...
...really was the oldest profession.
YYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Erotic asphyxiation.
An useless name, a forsaken connection.
Last woman standing
Looks like our killer
Left them breathless
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Edit: Sorry Um.... Looks like our vic was a Mexican Wrestler.
edited 22nd Apr '10 7:10:00 AM by wellinever
Creative avatar, eh?
Looks like our victim...
...Didn't win this fight.
YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAA?
We found the man with a baguette pierced trough his chest.
What am I doing here again? What are you doing here? I lurk around at Deviantart rather than here.
looks Like these things really do
Go straight to the arteries
The victim was carrying a camera when they were killed
Last woman standing
Looks like out vic
Wasn't the only one doing some shooting
YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
"It looks like our murder tied the victim down and left him on the beach during Walrus mating season. He was crushed to death."
edited 22nd Apr '10 3:37:33 PM by wellinever
Gristknife
Looks like he...
was the eggman.
KOO-KOO-KACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The vic has a star tatoo on her eye, and appears to have been shot before falling off the tallest building in the neighborhood.
edited 22nd Apr '10 5:37:45 PM by HungryJoe
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
Looks like this encounter
may have been cut short.
By the lobsters, geddit? Also, five 1,000 points to wellinever for that one
"The vic was run over multiple times by a tank."
Curse the ill fortune that led you to me.