-spiky-punched to death-
The Beta Male
Dismembered.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Jumped upon.
Li'l Shardfinder
I pull on her tongue, and she pulls my heart out.
edited 10th Dec '10 1:32:46 PM by Fuzy2K
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Be green.
Is killed because I lied to her.
I am bad at picking things.
Li'l Shardfinder
She hugs me too hard and makes me explode.
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
The Beta Male
Picked up, flown over a cliff, and dropped.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Step on them, one of the spikes goes through my shoe, I lose balance as a result, and I steal Legionnaire's joke as I stumble into traffic.
The Beta Male
Evolves and tears my head off.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Your fists glide right into my stomach.
Li'l Shardfinder
Pushed off a skyscraper.
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Ninja'd!
(and it's Hans Gruber.)
edited 10th Dec '10 2:24:25 PM by Fuzy2K
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
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Shot to death when he mistakes me for Hans Gruber.
Shredded out of anger from being discriminated against.
edited 10th Dec '10 2:24:53 PM by FuschlatzOReilly
Li'l Shardfinder
Killed after calling him a freak.
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
*Killed discreetly and painlessly after a heartfelt apology*
Cheesy Heir of Pancakes
- stabbed??*
The Leading Man
Face beaten to a pulp and then sliced off. Ohshi- -oncoming traffic-
Against all tyrants.
Look into your soul...
Kicked in stomach to death
It is your own fault if you are ninjaed! (Now sleeping)
GERMAN SCIENCE!
.*Is ran over and trampled to death*
Summarily decapitated.
This space for rent. Cost: your soul.
Li'l Shardfinder
Strangled by the goggles.
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Steven Lives
What are you staring at eh?!
-turns around-
-eaten by giant monster-
G'day
The Beta Male
Shoved off the balcony-thing you're on.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
The Leading Man
SPINES IN THE EYE OH GOD
Against all tyrants.
The Beta Male
Herb poisoning.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Incinerated.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist