Dread Pirate Captain
-Mitsuru meets Gex on her way-
"Sapient, standing crocodiles? What is the world coming into?"
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
Stoat-Dolphin Hybrid
Hey, lady, didn't they teach you anything in school? I'm a gecko. Can you imagine how stupid "Gex the Crocodile" would sound? Also, don't think nasty thoughts about me behind my back, I can read, you know.
"i'm like the pimpmaster hustledaddy of all snippy bookshrews" -Dave Strider
Dread Pirate Captain
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Actually, when I write in italic, it means the character is thinking something. I'll still treat it as a mind read, though.
"Wh-wha-oh, excuse me. I am merely being deep in thought..."
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
Stoat-Dolphin Hybrid
Yeah, I kinda figured that, I just put the mind read warning there just in case.
Oh, don't think much of it. I guess that you survived whatever grim, horrible, end of the world scenario that turned this place into a dump. By the way, do you know where I can find a Best Buy?
edited 7th Oct '12 8:42:50 PM by SuperGex
"i'm like the pimpmaster hustledaddy of all snippy bookshrews" -Dave Strider
Dread Pirate Captain
"I don't believe there are any such shops in this mall, however you may try looking over there."
-points to Seon's-
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
Stoat-Dolphin Hybrid
Well, I'll pick this up tomorrow, I gotta sleep.
"i'm like the pimpmaster hustledaddy of all snippy bookshrews" -Dave Strider
Cogito Gratia Cogitan
@Death Chariot: Dang, that's a lot of powers. What kind of pyrokinetic? He gonna be blowing stuff up with his mind, or hurling fireballs, or just starting small fires?
Also, what's he from?
Ponders too much; thinks too little. Currently goes by Knowlessman.
same old me
-Problem Sleuth in Candy Corn Vampire mode descends upon Leisure Park equipped only with his bare hands-
...aw fuck I'm unarmed.
-well, nvm since I'm not using Candy Corn Vampire anymore...-
edited 8th Oct '12 7:20:42 PM by Rivux
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
Dread Pirate Captain
-Mitsuru despawns-
-Samus, sans helm, spawns in the Paradise Plaza, near the escalators-
"Where am I?"
-looks around-
"...some sort of shopping mall, it seems."
Comes with the Charge Beam, Space Jump boots, Morph Ball + Bombs, and Missiles, plus the Ice Beam and the Screw Attack.
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
Book Fort is Best Fort
-Twilight Sparkle spawns in Leisure Park, dazed by a failed teleportation spell-
"Ugh...That didn't go as well I thought it would..."
-quick survey of surroundings-
"Wait...This isn't my study."
-realizes what happened-
"Oh not this again..."
Comes with Telekinesis, Magic Laser Spell, Personal Force Field, and Short Range Teleport. Magic ability reduced by teleport side effects for several turns.
Okay, fine! I'm going to do something I'm sort of good at!
Consulting Jackass
Soma, after waking up AGAIN from a nap on a bench in the wonderland plaza, decides to leave.
ENTER Harvey Moiseiwitsch Volodarskii.
He appears in a puff of smoke in the Wonderland plaza, just as Soma leaves.
He comes equipped with:
- Dual Narwhal-Tusk-like laser swords, the ability to perform DEADLY magic involving Cards, Doves, and explosives.
- 3 smoke/real bombs
- Portable Explosion box.
- The Magic of Death kit. Includes several items, including saw blades.
He looks around, and decides to go for a ride on that space ride thingy in Wonderland Plaza.
logs into dark web* "dark bad dragon show me illegal buttplugs"
Stoat-Dolphin Hybrid
Gex, after the person who appeared to be his ally disappeared, wanders around the mall in search of food and entertainment. He instead encounters Samus.
Hey! Lady! That looks like a decent setup you have! The suit and weapons are nice, too!
"i'm like the pimpmaster hustledaddy of all snippy bookshrews" -Dave Strider
Dread Pirate Captain
"Hmm? Oh, thank you. In any case, my name is Samus, Samus Aran. I am a bounty hunter."
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
Stoat-Dolphin Hybrid
Oh, those guys. Well, nice to meet you, even though I already have. Dark Destruction, right? Don't break the roleplay, I'm just pointing it out.
"i'm like the pimpmaster hustledaddy of all snippy bookshrews" -Dave Strider
Dread Pirate Captain
What do you mean, "breaking the RP"?
Dread Pirate Captain
Ohh...I get it- he's breaking the 4th wall...damn, it only clicked into my mind now.
"Who are you talking to? You don't seem to talk to anyone in particular..."
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
Stoat-Dolphin Hybrid
Don't be yourself without a spoiler
Hey, SuperGex! Number one, you're lucky I don't sue for copyright infringement! Number two, I can't read spoilers, so don't say anything bad about me behind my back!
GEX IS A COOKIE
Uuggh!
"i'm like the pimpmaster hustledaddy of all snippy bookshrews" -Dave Strider
Dread Pirate Captain
-thinking to herself-
"This...lizard...thing doesn't seem sane...perhaps I should beat it before anything bad happens."
-slowly tries to back away while Gex is occupied with his talk-
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
Stoat-Dolphin Hybrid
Oh, you can beat me all you want.
Wait, that was awful, disregard what I just said.
Anyway, you think that there's anyone else here, I feel like I'm being watched...
"i'm like the pimpmaster hustledaddy of all snippy bookshrews" -Dave Strider
Dread Pirate Captain
-when Gex is looking around, Samus is already running away into the Leisure Park-
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
Stoat-Dolphin Hybrid
Aw, Hell. Well, I guess I'll just wait here and hope someone remembers my existence.
Maybe I'll look for Twilight Sparkle. Not best pony, but she could be helpful.
I lied, she is best pony
That'd better not be an insult!
edited 9th Oct '12 3:14:08 PM by SuperGex
"i'm like the pimpmaster hustledaddy of all snippy bookshrews" -Dave Strider
Consulting Jackass
Getting off the ride and shaking off the dizziness, Harvey pulls out one of his Narwhal sabers and continues south, towards the food court.
logs into dark web* "dark bad dragon show me illegal buttplugs"
Dread Pirate Captain
-at the Leisure Park, Samus encounters Twilight-
What is this creature?...You know what, I won't take any risks here.
-runs past Twilight, and into the Food Court-
edited 9th Oct '12 3:20:09 PM by DarkDestruction
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
Gex spawns in the North Plaza as well, out of an interdimensional portal.
Hmm, guess I should've taken a left turn at Alberquerque... Oh well, guess I'm in a broken-down mall. My God, this place is desolate. My guess is post-apocalypse scenario, likely zombie apocalypse or some other mass human extinction. Wonder if the DVD players still work? After I find those, I'll have to stock up on canned food and shotguns.
Well, I guess I'm monologuing out loud now. I wonder if the audience can hear my thoughts? Better safe than sorry, I suppose.
Gex uses physics-breaking Hollywood Kung-Fu, but isn't really willing to fight unless he has a reason. Fortunately, he's easily persuaded.
"i'm like the pimpmaster hustledaddy of all snippy bookshrews" -Dave Strider