Enter the Arena as Your Avatar (v3):

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11576 SuperGex7th Oct 2012 08:27:05 PM from Not Salmon
Stoat-Dolphin Hybrid
Gex spawns in the North Plaza as well, out of an interdimensional portal.

Hmm, guess I should've taken a left turn at Alberquerque... Oh well, guess I'm in a broken-down mall. My God, this place is desolate. My guess is post-apocalypse scenario, likely zombie apocalypse or some other mass human extinction. Wonder if the DVD players still work? After I find those, I'll have to stock up on canned food and shotguns.

Well, I guess I'm monologuing out loud now. I wonder if the audience can hear my thoughts? Better safe than sorry, I suppose.

Gex uses physics-breaking Hollywood Kung-Fu, but isn't really willing to fight unless he has a reason. Fortunately, he's easily persuaded.
"i'm like the pimpmaster hustledaddy of all snippy bookshrews"

-Dave Strider
11577 DarkDestruction7th Oct 2012 08:33:17 PM from 'neath the underwater skies , Relationship Status: They can't hide forever. We've got satellites.
(Two) Voices In My Head
-Mitsuru meets Gex on her way-

"Sapient, standing crocodiles? What is the world coming into?"
11578 SuperGex7th Oct 2012 08:36:08 PM from Not Salmon
Stoat-Dolphin Hybrid
Hey, lady, didn't they teach you anything in school? I'm a gecko. Can you imagine how stupid "Gex the Crocodile" would sound? Also, don't think nasty thoughts about me behind my back, I can read, you know.
"i'm like the pimpmaster hustledaddy of all snippy bookshrews"

-Dave Strider
11579 DarkDestruction7th Oct 2012 08:39:17 PM from 'neath the underwater skies , Relationship Status: They can't hide forever. We've got satellites.
(Two) Voices In My Head
[up]Actually, when I write in italic, it means the character is thinking something. I'll still treat it as a mind read, though.

"Wh-wha-oh, excuse me. I am merely being deep in thought..."
11580 SuperGex7th Oct 2012 08:41:06 PM from Not Salmon
Stoat-Dolphin Hybrid
[up] Yeah, I kinda figured that, I just put the mind read warning there just in case.

Oh, don't think much of it. I guess that you survived whatever grim, horrible, end of the world scenario that turned this place into a dump. By the way, do you know where I can find a Best Buy?

edited 7th Oct '12 8:42:50 PM by SuperGex

"i'm like the pimpmaster hustledaddy of all snippy bookshrews"

-Dave Strider
11581 DarkDestruction7th Oct 2012 09:25:07 PM from 'neath the underwater skies , Relationship Status: They can't hide forever. We've got satellites.
(Two) Voices In My Head
"I don't believe there are any such shops in this mall, however you may try looking over there."

-points to Seon's-
11582 SuperGex7th Oct 2012 09:29:35 PM from Not Salmon
Stoat-Dolphin Hybrid
Well, I'll pick this up tomorrow, I gotta sleep.
"i'm like the pimpmaster hustledaddy of all snippy bookshrews"

-Dave Strider
11583 Artemis928th Oct 2012 05:11:49 AM from contemplation
Cogito Gratia Cogitan
@Death Chariot: Dang, that's a lot of powers. What kind of pyrokinetic? He gonna be blowing stuff up with his mind, or hurling fireballs, or just starting small fires?

Also, what's he from?
Ponders too much; thinks too little. Currently goes by Knowlessman.
11584 DarkDestruction8th Oct 2012 02:53:37 PM from 'neath the underwater skies , Relationship Status: They can't hide forever. We've got satellites.
(Two) Voices In My Head
Anybody?
11585 Rivux8th Oct 2012 02:56:58 PM from Sniper Island (in your heart) , Relationship Status: I get a feeling so complicated...
Not Crashable
-Problem Sleuth in Candy Corn Vampire mode descends upon Leisure Park equipped only with his bare hands-

...aw fuck I'm unarmed.

-well, nvm since I'm not using Candy Corn Vampire anymore...-

edited 8th Oct '12 7:20:42 PM by Rivux

A word that means the world to me.

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11586 DarkDestruction9th Oct 2012 01:37:10 AM from 'neath the underwater skies , Relationship Status: They can't hide forever. We've got satellites.
(Two) Voices In My Head
-Mitsuru despawns-

-Samus, sans helm, spawns in the Paradise Plaza, near the escalators-

"Where am I?"

-looks around-

"...some sort of shopping mall, it seems."

Comes with the Charge Beam, Space Jump boots, Morph Ball + Bombs, and Missiles, plus the Ice Beam and the Screw Attack.
11587 DemoralizedAnt9th Oct 2012 06:51:04 AM from Chairman Cheng's broom closet
Book Fort is Best Fort
-Twilight Sparkle spawns in Leisure Park, dazed by a failed teleportation spell-

"Ugh...That didn't go as well I thought it would..."

-quick survey of surroundings-

"Wait...This isn't my study."

-realizes what happened-

"Oh not this again..."

Comes with Telekinesis, Magic Laser Spell, Personal Force Field, and Short Range Teleport. Magic ability reduced by teleport side effects for several turns.
Okay, fine! I'm going to do something I'm sort of good at!
11588 greenstarfanatic9th Oct 2012 08:20:25 AM from Maple Ridge, B.C , Relationship Status: How YOU doin'?
Consulting Jackass
Soma, after waking up AGAIN from a nap on a bench in the wonderland plaza, decides to leave.

ENTER Harvey Moiseiwitsch Volodarskii.

He appears in a puff of smoke in the Wonderland plaza, just as Soma leaves.

He comes equipped with:

  • Dual Narwhal-Tusk-like laser swords, the ability to perform DEADLY magic involving Cards, Doves, and explosives.
  • 3 smoke/real bombs
  • Portable Explosion box.
  • The Magic of Death kit. Includes several items, including saw blades.

He looks around, and decides to go for a ride on that space ride thingy in Wonderland Plaza.
"We can't just give her 10cc's of Atheism and send her home."
11589 SuperGex9th Oct 2012 01:45:02 PM from Not Salmon
Stoat-Dolphin Hybrid
Gex, after the person who appeared to be his ally disappeared, wanders around the mall in search of food and entertainment. He instead encounters Samus.

Hey! Lady! That looks like a decent setup you have! The suit and weapons are nice, too!
"i'm like the pimpmaster hustledaddy of all snippy bookshrews"

-Dave Strider
11590 DarkDestruction9th Oct 2012 02:23:46 PM from 'neath the underwater skies , Relationship Status: They can't hide forever. We've got satellites.
(Two) Voices In My Head
"Hmm? Oh, thank you. In any case, my name is Samus, Samus Aran. I am a bounty hunter."
11591 SuperGex9th Oct 2012 02:26:32 PM from Not Salmon
Stoat-Dolphin Hybrid
Oh, those guys. Well, nice to meet you, even though I already have. Dark Destruction, right? Don't break the roleplay, I'm just pointing it out.
"i'm like the pimpmaster hustledaddy of all snippy bookshrews"

-Dave Strider
11592 DarkDestruction9th Oct 2012 02:30:13 PM from 'neath the underwater skies , Relationship Status: They can't hide forever. We've got satellites.
(Two) Voices In My Head
[up]What do you mean, "breaking the RP"?
11593 DarkDestruction9th Oct 2012 02:50:18 PM from 'neath the underwater skies , Relationship Status: They can't hide forever. We've got satellites.
(Two) Voices In My Head
Ohh...I get it- he's breaking the 4th wall...damn, it only clicked into my mind now.

"Who are you talking to? You don't seem to talk to anyone in particular..."
11594 SuperGex9th Oct 2012 02:51:00 PM from Not Salmon
Stoat-Dolphin Hybrid
[up] Don't be yourself without a spoiler

Hey, SuperGex! Number one, you're lucky I don't sue for copyright infringement! Number two, I can't read spoilers, so don't say anything bad about me behind my back!

GEX IS A COOKIE

Uuggh!
"i'm like the pimpmaster hustledaddy of all snippy bookshrews"

-Dave Strider
11595 DarkDestruction9th Oct 2012 02:58:23 PM from 'neath the underwater skies , Relationship Status: They can't hide forever. We've got satellites.
(Two) Voices In My Head
-thinking to herself-

"This...lizard...thing doesn't seem sane...perhaps I should beat it before anything bad happens."

-slowly tries to back away while Gex is occupied with his talk-
11596 SuperGex9th Oct 2012 03:01:22 PM from Not Salmon
Stoat-Dolphin Hybrid
[up]Oh, you can beat me all you want.

Wait, that was awful, disregard what I just said.

Anyway, you think that there's anyone else here, I feel like I'm being watched...
"i'm like the pimpmaster hustledaddy of all snippy bookshrews"

-Dave Strider
11597 DarkDestruction9th Oct 2012 03:11:25 PM from 'neath the underwater skies , Relationship Status: They can't hide forever. We've got satellites.
(Two) Voices In My Head
-when Gex is looking around, Samus is already running away into the Leisure Park-
11598 SuperGex9th Oct 2012 03:12:46 PM from Not Salmon
Stoat-Dolphin Hybrid
Aw, Hell. Well, I guess I'll just wait here and hope someone remembers my existence.

Maybe I'll look for Twilight Sparkle. Not best pony, but she could be helpful.

I lied, she is best pony

That'd better not be an insult!

edited 9th Oct '12 3:14:08 PM by SuperGex

"i'm like the pimpmaster hustledaddy of all snippy bookshrews"

-Dave Strider
11599 greenstarfanatic9th Oct 2012 03:16:56 PM from Maple Ridge, B.C , Relationship Status: How YOU doin'?
Consulting Jackass
Getting off the ride and shaking off the dizziness, Harvey pulls out one of his Narwhal sabers and continues south, towards the food court.
"We can't just give her 10cc's of Atheism and send her home."
11600 DarkDestruction9th Oct 2012 03:19:07 PM from 'neath the underwater skies , Relationship Status: They can't hide forever. We've got satellites.
(Two) Voices In My Head
-at the Leisure Park, Samus encounters Twilight-

What is this creature?...You know what, I won't take any risks here.

-runs past Twilight, and into the Food Court-

edited 9th Oct '12 3:20:09 PM by DarkDestruction


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