Remarkably Unremarkable
Slight Inconvenience Man, with the power to make you go out of your way a smidge more than you would have liked.
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Handgun Man! He shoots his enemies with his trusty handgun!
They do have medals for almost, and they're called silver!
Must Keep The Web Intact
Arachnoman.
Possess the UNCANNY ability to detect any spiders in a 5 meters radius.
He also cannot stop himself from informing persons present around him about it.
The Great Northern Threadkill.
All hail
The Psychic: I'm narcoleptic, but my dreams are visions of the future.
So, in the U.S., randomly stripping is a signal that you want to sing the national anthem? - That Human
Audio Master: has the power to cause any song to get stuck in anyones head.
When i was young i made twenty of these guys.
Confusion shall be my epitaph
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Fat Man and Little Boy: They have the one time ability to explode in a nuclear blast.
They do have medals for almost, and they're called silver!
Impossible Gender Forge
I have the ability to insert awkward moments into romantic situations.
I am.. THE MOOD-KILLER!
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Nightmare Muse
Evildoers tremble, for I am Commander Comfort, able to turn any pair of pants I wear into sweatpants!
Panhandling sign glued to hands. Need $5 for solvent.
Shut up!
Captain One-Word, with the ability to instantly know what any person is about to say, one word at a time.
Doctor Etymology, with the fantastic ability to determine the origin of any word within seconds of having heard it, even if he's never heard it before. Not to be confused with...
Doctor Entomology, who has the power to control one insect at a time, as long as it's within a meter of his left hand.
Fear is a superpower.
NOT THE BEES
Plastic Fork Lad — with the ability to break on contact with your breakfast waffles!
Mr Roleplay: Can pretend to be any superhero he wants, but without there power!!