BLADES OF JUDGEMENT!
Output: A computer is playing instead of 'We Are Number One', plays The Nutshack Theme and upon taking the computer via Agent ********'s request, the whole room plays The Nutshack theme.
"What? I have no comments about it, do you? Because i don't. This supposed to be We Are Number One, but it comes out as The Nutshack Theme. I-I just don't even know anymore." Agent ********
Input: A replica of Sky Fracture, Breaker Blade, Night's Edge, Xenopopper, and Nebula Blaze.
Setting: Very Fine.
edited 21st Dec '16 6:55:19 PM by selfKaiHarness
Listen, Zamasu may have lost Goku Black during erasure but he always is alive to this very day. IMMORTALITY IS MY BITCH!
Singularity of Self Delusion
Output: An extremely powerful sword capable of all the effects and abilities of the inputted weaponary, as well as additional natures related to the action of [REDACTED] Moon Lord.
Dr. Elt: I'll just be taking this... for, um, research purposes...
Input: 5 models of the USS Enterprise (NCC-1701-E). One on each setting.
Crane your neck and you shall see, the outside of reality.
*Vague plotting intensifies*
Coarse: A pile of rust.
Rough: A pile of metal fragments.
1:1: A model of an X-Wing.
Fine: The model is now in perfect detail; the shape and interior is true in every way to the first version of the Enterprise from Star Trek.
Very Fine: The model is captained by miniature versions of the original cast and shows full function. Furthermore, photon torpedoes show destructive capabilities equal to those demonstrated by the fictional Enterprise. Item classified as Thaumiel and assigned designation SCP-[REDACTED]
Input:The Masumune
edited 23rd Dec '16 6:51:09 AM by ZeroL
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
Queen of Neith
No setting. Placed it on fine. Result: More advanced sword.
Life-sized figurine of Leaf (Pokemon) All settings.
edited 23rd Dec '16 6:05:03 PM by Huthman
Up in Useful Notes/Paraguay
Course: A pile of porcelain dust.
Rough: A pile of figurine fragments
1:1: A life-size figurine of Red (Pokemon)
Fine: A very much alive life-size Leaf.
Very Fine: Dr. Clef: Oh God...
Input: Dr. Bright's Porno Collection (All Settings)
Dr. Bright: I want new material to work with!
O5: Sigh, Fine...
edited 2nd Jan '17 8:18:55 PM by TheGamechanger
The League of Heroes
BLADES OF JUDGEMENT!
Coarse: A pile of shredded paper.
Rough: Bits of shredded paper, torn apart in a pile.
1:1: Agent J's Porno collection.
"Whoever got my porno stuff shall be horsewhipped! Not. Even. KIDDING!" -Agent J.
Fine: A clean collection of Pornos belonging to Dr. Bright.
Very Fine: [DATA CENSORED]
"You know, we shouldn't put Dr. Bright's Porno Collection in there because...it's not going to work guys." -Agent J.
Input: 1 Majuub Figurine, 1 Replica of Stardust Dragon Staff, and 1 Replica of the keyblade, Ultima Weapon. Put one in all settings.
"I just wanna see what would all 3 items would happen. In all settings. Trust me, nothing's going to go wrong!" -Dr. X
May be Stupendous Man
Output: Everything did, in fact, go wrong. SCP-2000 reactivated.
Input: Five handheld diver propulsion vehicles, one on each setting.
edited 9th Jan '17 6:47:28 PM by CalvinBoyOfDestiny
Insert something clever here
Output:
Coarse: Melted plastic and various Metals.
Rough: A pile of electronics and plastic.
1:1: A handheld Jetpack, heavily advised not to use.
Fine: It's faster now, and runs for longer.
Very Fine: SCP Classification in progress, Device seems to act like a Shark, using it's Propellers as teeth.
Input: A cup of Vintage Wine dispensed by SCP-294
Setting: Very Fine
Queen of Neith
Notes: Dr Isk. This input has left a illegal taste on my tongue. It is classified now.
Copy of Devil Survivor
All settings.
Up in Useful Notes/Paraguay
Former Human
Rough: Electronic parts Coarse: A smashed DS Cartridge 1:1: 1 copy of Monster Hunter Tri Fine: A Remake of said game. Non Anomalous. Now contained in Dr.Zurita's office. "To be kind of fair, that game was very entertaining to play." -Dr.Zurita Very Fine: A remake of the game for [DATA EXPLUNGED] Playing said game causes various hallucinations. Item classified as SCP-####
Input: 5 windows 7 computers playing This music.
One on each setting.
edited 24th Feb '17 5:06:04 AM by chianticat10
“How long has it been? 23 days?”
Former Human
Bump.
“How long has it been? 23 days?”
Former Human
Bump again.
“How long has it been? 23 days?”
Okay, I'll try it your way for once
Output: Rough = a disassembled Windows 7 computer and a music sheet for the song. Coarse = a Windows 7 computer without any data/programs/features preinstalled, a hard-drive containing everything on the computer before being placed into SCP-914, and a paper containing a link to the song. 1:1 = A Doorsoft 7 computer playing the song. Fine = A windows 7 computer playing The Matrix with an altered soundtrack containing the song. Very fine = an HD Plasma screen tv monitor hooked up to a keyboard and computer with state of the art sound editing software with the song and variations of it available to run or edit.
Input: 5 3x3x3in cubes of brass, one on each setting.
edited 11th Mar '17 1:27:24 PM by Alucart23
Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!
Singularity of Self Delusion
Output:
Rough: A small pile of sharp, shattered shards of brass.
Coarse: A 3x3x3 cube of brass, heavily bent and dented, as if struck repeatedly with something hard.
1:1: A 3x3x3 cube of nickel.
Fine: A small model of a brass instrument. Further inspection revealed it to be a tuba.
Very Fine: A small model of a brass tuba, as above. However, it immediately began playing music, despite having no moving parts and lacking anything to emit the sound. It is currently being held for further observation:
Input:
A yellow flower, run through each setting successively.
edited 11th Mar '17 3:23:20 PM by Wixelt
Crane your neck and you shall see, the outside of reality.
May be Stupendous Man
Results:
Rough: The torn-up remains of one golden flower.
Coarse: A golden flower, neatly taken apart.
1:1: A cyan blue flower which recorded and replayed all audio in its vicinity.
Fine: What appeared to be a sentient flower, capable of [REDACTED]. Classified as SCP-3858, object class Euclid.
Very Fine: Intelligent, non-carbon-based, childlike entity resembling a Nubian goat. Limited pyrokinetic abilities. Classified as SCP-3859, object class Safe.
Input: Five computers running the game FTL: Faster Than Light, one on 1:1, two on Fine, and two on Very Fine.
edited 11th Mar '17 4:24:01 PM by CalvinBoyOfDestiny
Insert something clever here
Former Human
Uh, Input please?
“How long has it been? 23 days?”
May be Stupendous Man
Sorry. Will edit.
Insert something clever here
Output:
1:1: One unopened game of FTL, one new computer.
Fine: Two computers that are running at a faster than normal speed.
Very Fine: Two computers that move faster than light, damaging the Foundation walls.
Input: 1 figurine of Lord English, 1 figurine of Dan Hibiki, 1 copy of the entire Cthulhu Mythos, SCP-682's droppings. All Settings.
The League of Heroes
Former Human
Test denied.
"Enjoy your Keter duty, you sick little piece of [DATA EXPLUNGED]!"-Dr.Zurita
Input: Doritos. 1 on each setting.
"I swear if anything that acts or looks like Bill Cipher comes out of there..."-Dr.Zurita
Edit: "The noose broke... just gonna have to demote the idiot who thought that was a good idea"-Dr.Zurita, Who lived for some reason...
edited 11th Mar '17 7:57:48 PM by chianticat10
“How long has it been? 23 days?”
May be Stupendous Man
Output:
Rough: Various splinters of a Dorito.
Coarse: The same chip, neatly cut.
1:1: A shot glass full of Mountain Dew.
Fine: One "Dewrito." Exactly what it sounds like.
Very Fine: [DATA EXPUNGED]. Dr. Zurita promptly hung himself.
Input: My previous test, done by someone who has at least read up on the source material, and with one computer on each setting as opposed to two on Fine and Very Fine. You can get some info here.
edited 11th Mar '17 7:53:18 PM by CalvinBoyOfDestiny
Insert something clever here
Former Human
Rough:A broken motherboard of a computer.
Coarse: A computer with System 32 deleted.
1:1: A computer with No Mans Sky running.
"Are you kidding me?"-Dr.Zurita, who lived after a janitor walked into his office and ripped the noose from the ceiling.
Fine: A computer running FTL. However, several modes have been added to FTL including: [DATA EXPLUNGED]
Very fine: 1 replica of a FTL Spaceship. It proceeded to fly around the chamber until it was caught by Agent Baker. Currently stored in the Site-13 2nd floor break room.
Input: 1 20 dollar note. Very fine
edited 11th Mar '17 8:07:48 PM by chianticat10
“How long has it been? 23 days?”
May be Stupendous Man
Result: One Bat-Credit Card. Request for incineration denied.
Test: Five Big Macs, one on each setting.
edited 11th Mar '17 8:15:30 PM by CalvinBoyOfDestiny
Insert something clever here
Output:
Rough: Small piles of sawdust, ground meat particles, lettuce particles, tomato particles, cheese particles, and other topping particles.
Coarse: A mess of pieces of meat and toppings.
1:1: A Whopper.
Fine: A double-decker Big Mac.
Very Fine: A triple-decker Big Mac with no calories.
Input: 1 copy of Sburb/Homestuck, 1 copy of Undertale, 1 copy of the song Hopes And Dreams/Save The World, all settings.
Dr. Bright: Does this mean we get to go Pacifist route on Caliborn?
edited 11th Mar '17 9:06:11 PM by TheGamechanger
The League of Heroes
Former Human
[TEST DENIED]
"Some fandoms should never mix."-Dr.Zurita
Input: 5 Cans of Cherry Coke, 1 on each setting.
“How long has it been? 23 days?”
Dr J██: Oh thank god, the Guards managed to stop Dr. Br█ght... How'd he even get the Actual Robb█e Rotten from the telev█s█on show anyways?
Result: A lamp w█th a hatred of the Letter between H and J, █t cannot be sa█d █n th█s report, else the lamp w█ll go on a rampage. Cons█dered a █nfohazard.
█nput: A computer play█ng "We are Number One", a song from Lazy Town. (very f█ne)