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The Galactic Empire is Walmart
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The Galactic Empire is Walmart:

 1 carbon-mantis, Thu, 28th Oct '10 5:02:46 PM from the woods Relationship Status: They can't hide forever. We've got satellites.
Why hello there!

Why hasn't anyone caught on to this, it's so obvious! They both move in, kill off all opposition, and recruit the populace into their monochromatic fighting force. If you deal with them, they have the power to alter the deal, and you'd just better pray they don't alter it any further.

Plus, just look at their emblems!

All who oppose them will witness the selling power of a fully armed and multinational corporation.

So, naturalists observe, a flea has smaller fleas that on him prey; and these have smaller still to bite ’em; and so proceed ad infinitum.
 2 Weird Raptor, Thu, 28th Oct '10 5:06:43 PM from Illinois, U.S.A.
Well, they treat their employees badly enough to be the empire. I'm repeatly in trouble with our manager for following company policy instead of her policies. You might not know, but every one of us who work at Wal-Mart are all disgruntle enough to so postel.
"All you have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to you." -Gandalf
 3 Hungry Joe, Thu, 28th Oct '10 5:14:36 PM from Under the Tree
Gristknife
Do you get safety rails next to the bottomless pits?
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
 4 Weird Raptor, Thu, 28th Oct '10 7:02:26 PM from Illinois, U.S.A.
No, but we do get a 20% discount and spend about 80% of our time doing jobs designed for 4-5 people by ourselves and then moronic customers complaining about how we aren't fast enough.

edited 28th Oct '10 7:03:16 PM by WeirdRaptor

"All you have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to you." -Gandalf
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