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carbon-mantis Collector Of Fine Oddities from Trumpland Since: Mar, 2010 Relationship Status: Married to my murderer
Collector Of Fine Oddities
#1: Oct 28th 2010 at 5:02:46 PM

Why hasn't anyone caught on to this, it's so obvious! They both move in, kill off all opposition, and recruit the populace into their monochromatic fighting force. If you deal with them, they have the power to alter the deal, and you'd just better pray they don't alter it any further.

Plus, just look at their emblems!

All who oppose them will witness the selling power of a fully armed and multinational corporation.

WeirdRaptor from Illinois, U.S.A. Since: Jan, 2010
#2: Oct 28th 2010 at 5:06:43 PM

Well, they treat their employees badly enough to be the empire. I'm repeatly in trouble with our manager for following company policy instead of her policies. You might not know, but every one of us who work at Wal-Mart are all disgruntle enough to so postel.

"All you have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to you." -Gandalf
HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
Gristknife
#3: Oct 28th 2010 at 5:14:36 PM

Do you get safety rails next to the bottomless pits?

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
WeirdRaptor from Illinois, U.S.A. Since: Jan, 2010
#4: Oct 28th 2010 at 7:02:26 PM

No, but we do get a 20% discount and spend about 80% of our time doing jobs designed for 4-5 people by ourselves and then moronic customers complaining about how we aren't fast enough.

edited 28th Oct '10 7:03:16 PM by WeirdRaptor

"All you have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to you." -Gandalf
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