You guys are idiots. It's an apocalypse bunker. Of course there's food.
Yeah, but none for Pentigan until he thinks about what he's done.
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
lol, hey what should we do with Obama? i say we taxidermy him and erect his body in the corner so we can all bask in his awesomness for eternity
when nothing goes right...go left
Gristknife
Wait, did you bring Penguin?
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
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I say we just get rid of all the politicians for now.
-Shoves every politician into a side room and locks the door, before ejecting the side room from the bunker-
There. I hate politics.
Wait, what Penguin?
edited 9th Nov '10 3:38:42 PM by Anomalocaris20
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Gristknife
Oh, yeah, I almost forgot.
-Forces everyone who ate a McCainburger to vomit, collects all meat, shapes it into John McCain and revives him, calls back the ejected room, and kicks John McCain and the Chow Mein into it before ejecting it again for good-
Figured they could use the extra food as well.
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
-metamorphasises into the predator from AVP, and locks plasma rifle onto Anomalocaris 20- You got rid of my food source you big butt head!!!!
when nothing goes right...go left
Hey, relax, there's a near-endless supply of food in the food storage! Any food you want! Except onions. I hate onions.
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
eh its cool i suppose, i hate onions too, oh well at least i still have ralph, and if u do anything to him ill shoot you, than go let out Vorthon
when nothing goes right...go left
Ralph Nadir? Meh... you can keep him as a pet, but if he makes a mess on the floor he's out!
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
he wont, ive got extra barrels to put his toxic waste in, in the ducts
when nothing goes right...go left
Fwomph
Well exuse me if I'm allergic to politics...
-Goes off to an adjacent room-
-Practices golf swing-
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
-morphs back into a human cracks neck and knuckles, than proceeds to do morse code through to vorthon-
edited 9th Nov '10 4:34:09 PM by Bismarkarek
when nothing goes right...go left
Hey...guys? Some one left the front door open...
Fwomph
-Continues summoning various objects-
-Tosses a large pile of unwanted objects back into the main room-
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
^^ Liar.
*Kills Ralph* He was dangerous...
i don't know about you, but this bunker is full of crazies, i think i'm take my chances with the no capital i apocalypse.
Okay.
*Opens door*
Leave then.
Good luck with that. I'd rather deal with the crazies. At least you can take them down with a hammer to the back of the head. -starts listening to her zune-
-Gets hit by Pentigan's random objects-
GASP! That's IT, mister! You get... the cage!
-Pulls out a 1.5 by 1.5 by 1.5 foot cage and somehow shoves Pentigan in it before locking it-
YOU FOOL! You're letting the apocalypse in!
-Slams door and welds it shut-
edited 9th Nov '10 4:55:28 PM by Anomalocaris20
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
- horrible screams of anguish and suffering* NOOO!! AAUGHHH!!! *stabbing, ripping sounds* -dull thud-
Gristknife
So...what's on TV tonight?
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
Ooh! It's static! I love this show!
-Watches the black and white fizzle with rapt attention, using the cage as a chair-
edited 9th Nov '10 5:08:19 PM by Anomalocaris20
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
-Smacks Chow Mein away-
NO MATERIALIZING THINGS INTO THE BUNKER! Just for that you get no food for the next three days.
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!