There was this website I used to frequent, and it had a thread like this in the forums.
Basically write stuff like: "Dealing with the Twitter-TV Tropes merge rn" or "Google? They haven't used that name since Microsoft bought them out."
Reminder: Nothing in bad taste, please.
Edited by StewieGriffin34 on Mar 11th 2023 at 1:28:32 PM
Uh-oh! Demons are invading, and taking the form of cats and dogs!
For every low there is a high.Good thing I have my demonic creature repellent! *Swipe!* No, they stole it!
Currently Reading: N/AThanks to some necromancer, Woodrow Wilson is set to win the next election.
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!that would be me. I am the necromancer.
you should trust and come with me, after all, everyone who does that dies in the same room as me.We've all been turned into liches against our will.
"What do you guys think about my swimsuit?" - CarmineDue to us all being liches, we've no choice but to start resurrecting corpses and initiate a lich war that spans the entire planet.
"Punishment is not the answer. Punishment is easy. It's lazy. Redemption is hard. Redemption makes you work."-Skulduggery Pleasantvery entertaining for us in the shadow realm, we are betting at this point. nobody has figured out I made everyone liches yet.
you should trust and come with me, after all, everyone who does that dies in the same room as me.Money has now been outlawed by the global government. This can only go well...
Currently Reading: N/AInstead of money, we trade body parts whenever we want things. Suffice to say, most people are now Transhuman Abomination because they cannot comprehend the idea of a world without money.
While many previous industries have collapsed, several new ones have sprung up in their place. You can now choose to keep your humanoid shape, change your genetics, become a cyborg or if you lack the means to become any of those, you can always pay someone with your organs to become an Undead Abomination instead.
"Punishment is not the answer. Punishment is easy. It's lazy. Redemption is hard. Redemption makes you work."-Skulduggery PleasantMy left part of my jaw has started hurting permanently. This is also the case for all other people.
"What do you guys think about my swimsuit?" - CarmineAnd not just that, the right part hurts too!
For every low there is a high.and lich ghandi just nuked the shadow realm. great. I'm just peachy after that.
you should trust and come with me, after all, everyone who does that dies in the same room as me.Dirk Dinkum is in my house and I can't make him go away. HELP
Daisy, here's a song / About a love that's truly strong...The mods are considering removing namespace icons. Dear Lord...
Currently Reading: N/AThe last Wikipedia article allowed with the new sourcing rules is France. Dear god.
Edited by StarManatee on Jun 16th 2023 at 6:11:44 PM
He/Him | Elsewhere (2017)Dear gosh, scientists have inadvertently reawakened several gods of evil and now they're wreaking havoc on the entire world!
"What do you guys think about my swimsuit?" - CarmineWhy is my government-mandated pod filled with junk I don't even need? I swear it keeps accumulating since I had this metal thingy installed in my he- *brzzt* MUST. CONSUME. PRODUCT.
1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die (all editions) progress: 436/1089 (40.04%)AI making us speak bad. Not like this!
For every low there is a high.This what happen if let AI teach. That no good idea.
Extended exposure to A.I has caused riots across the planet, due to people being driven insane by A.I causing mass joblessness, rapidly spreading misinformation, widespread exposure to deepfakes and increasing isolation further than COVID-19 ever did.
Due to all this, people have snapped and are causing riots, killing politicians and each other and society has ground to a halt. The only good news is that humanity survived the climate change crisis so there's that.
"Punishment is not the answer. Punishment is easy. It's lazy. Redemption is hard. Redemption makes you work."-Skulduggery PleasantWe've been forcibly transferred into computers with no way out. This is really nice.
"What do you guys think about my swimsuit?" - CarmineUs people in the shadow realm are trying to send an ambassador to help you
He/Him | Elsewhere (2017)Gah, my shadow pulled out a knife and then emerged as an identical copy of me! I had to throw my copy of Skynet at them.
Edited by andrewthetroper on Jun 25th 2023 at 9:49:35 PM
The pessimist sees a dark tunnel, the optimist sees a light, the realist sees two lights and the engineer sees three idiots.You copied Skynet? The hell is wrong with you?
Ever wanted to see the most inexplicably horrifying intro to a game ever?
the invitation to the shadow realm is still open, by the way.
you should trust and come with me, after all, everyone who does that dies in the same room as me.