Logic Girl
...hugged her. "I hope you enjoy the trip, sweetie," he said. "I'll miss you."
"I'll miss you too, Dad," she replied.
Alice said to her son Bob, "This is gonna hurt me a lot more than it hurts you," then she raised a paddle and... For every low there is a high.
What if we kissed... and we were both trucks...
...beat him in a game of table tennis!
Bob readied his baseball bat as he approached an unknowing Alice from behind...
...and asked her if she wanted to play a game of baseball.
The man approached a tied up Jim with a knife...
Damnably Inscrutable
...and cut his binds.
Bob places a venomous snake in Charlie's briefcase...
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The Tracker
But the snake had its fangs removed.
Alice and Bob are pirating an old TV show.
Another perfect landing.
So old that it is in fact in the public domain.
Baring its fangs, the ferocious beast approached its defenseless prey.
One is a genius. The other's insane.
...and gave the prey a cute little hug.
Josh hears some strange creepy music next door and it's...
"Are you're pondering what I'm pondering?" "I think so Brain, but us being referenced on a signature, isn't that too silly to use?"
...a mother winding a music box for her newborn daughter.
Alice and Bob are a starving couple who are running out of food. Desperate for food, Bob grabs an axe when Alice isn't looking, and...
Just a Mettaur
...chops down a tree in the forest to get some fruit.
I woke up in the middle of the night and felt something moving under the covers.
A great Mascot Mook.
Damnably Inscrutable
Darnit, my hampster escaped its cage!
Bob points his Wave-Motion Gun at a planet...
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Joyful angel
And cut, he's glad he can take a break, they've been filming all day.
The man was being led to the electric chair, sweating in fear...
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"
How sweet it is
He later realized he was in a guided tour of a museum, and breathed a sigh of relief.
I was told it's too dangerous to go outside. I looked out the window...
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...and saw my father dressed as Ghostface and doing a spooky dance. It's Halloween!
Alice has sneaked out of school. When she returns, Betty, the principal, calls her to the staff room. Betty begins to scold her about skipping school. She then grabs a long wooden stick...
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Damnably Inscrutable
...and points to the calendar on the wall, tapping the days Alice's missed for emphasis.
I heard a tapping coming from inside the coffin.
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Logic Girl
...Whoops! The dead person's cat accidentally jumped into the coffin without knowing its owner was dead. Luckily, the cat tapped, so we were able to get the cat out before the coffin was buried.
Anton points a knife at George and says, "Stop goofing around, or I will... For every low there is a high.
Joyful angel
"Give this cake to your younger sister!"
As I was counting the money we made today, several masked men entered the store....
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"
Thank god some people are still following covid restrictions.
I ran out into oncoming traffic...
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
...as part of the thriller film I was acting on. Don't worry, the traffic was CGI.
Merlissa cackled as she pulled the lever, a rope rises and Bob's legs float from the ground...
Bump once more.
The Clown is in town (*he*/she/they)
...from bungee jumping! She laughed as the face of Bob was hilarious!
"Oh don't worry, this will be the last time you betray me...."
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The Wanderer
"...Now that you've been banned from LARPing with us." I tried...
Alice can hear what sounds like heavy breathing coming from her closet... BREAKING: Scaramouche Reportedly Caught Doing the Fandango
Don't Try It
It was Bob, who she was playing hide and seek, but she forgot to find him after everyone else was done.
Charlie was flailing a gun around the room with Alice and Bob in a panic.
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
...as they didn't want paint from the paintball gun getting on their white clothes.
Billy and Bella are on a helicopter. While Billy isn't looking, Bella unbuckles his seatbelt, and, with great force...
"...if you keep cutting up tomatoes with these knives without my permission, you'll get no KFC for the whole month!"
Jacob sees his daughter, Bella, standing beside the train tracks and hears the train coming. He came closer to her, and with absolute force...
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