Now we're so young, but we're probably gonna die
Good thing I recently conquered my Nighttime Bathroom Phobia!
I received an email from an address I didn't recognize. The things in my dreams wish they could chase me!
Discarded and Feeling Blue
Apparently a Nigerian Prince wants to give me money...
In the middle of the night, I heard something scraping against my window.
Currently Working On: Incorruptible Pure Pureness
The Timeless One
It was the being called Night-Window Joe.
I went to sleep in my regular bed, but when I woke up, something was wrong.
"I am the lord of Purity, who tolerates no deviation." My first online story
My blanket... was a ghost!
I was walking through the woods at night, when suddenly I saw him. He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.
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My dog who ran away.
I went outside to take out the trash...
Boisterous woman
But the garbage can was full! AHHHHHH!
I entered the abandoned Zoo and noticed something following me....
"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."
One is a genius. The other's insane.
A stray cat who was staring with a cute expression at me!
I opened the door and I saw a white flash which led me to..
"Are you're pondering what I'm pondering?" "I think so Brain, but us being referenced on a signature, isn't that too silly to use?"
Unbeugsame Klinge
...my bathroom.
They always told me to never go in the woods.
Nach jeder Ebbe kommt die Flut.
Now we're so young, but we're probably gonna die
"A noble sentiment", I thought, staring at the forest from the safety of my home.
There's one thing you should never do around Sgt. Steel... The things in my dreams wish they could chase me!
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Turns out it's prime skunk territory, meaning it really stinks.
And that's compare him to General Iron.
The last man on earth heard a knock at his door.
Edited by IchigoMontoya on Jul 5th 2022 at 5:04:40 AM
Boisterous woman
His Alien neighbor wanted to see if he was doing okay.
I screamed as they put me in the coffin.
"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."
Just a Mettaur
That's the last time I'm helping them practice their magic tricks.
Looking for shelter during a thunderstorm, I stopped by an old house on the side of the road and knocked.
A great Mascot Mook.And then the house collapsed! It was poorly built!
One night, I heard strange music coming from my living room. He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.
CG for short
It was a serial killer playing on the flute terribly.
"Let Them Eat cake!" The Queen uttered. Victor of HGS S320 | "There's rosemary, that's for remembrance. Pray you, love, remember."
Neptunia Ichiban
But the cake was... really disgusting!
I started playing the new video game I bought... shouldn't his favorite genre be RPG and not point and click though
One is a genius. The other's insane.
It was some shovelware, a good piece of shovelware.
I notice that everyone was walking and doing things backwards..
"Are you're pondering what I'm pondering?" "I think so Brain, but us being referenced on a signature, isn't that too silly to use?"
Unbeugsame Klinge
I always forget to mark backwards day on my calendar.
I found a strange video game at the store the other day.
Nach jeder Ebbe kommt die Flut.
Who knew you could still find copies of the OG Pokemon games for the Game Boy in perfect condition?
A guy in all black suddenly passed behind my friend during a Skype call, and my friend said "What guy?" when I asked who he was.
Edited by IchigoMontoya on Jul 6th 2022 at 4:14:43 AM
Now we're so young, but we're probably gonna die
"Ohhhh, that's just the plumber I hired."
They told me to "break a leg", but I didn't think it'd happen like this!
The things in my dreams wish they could chase me!
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
Now I don't have any drumsticks for lunch!
Suddenly, a dark shadow blotted out the sun.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
Now we're so young, but we're probably gonna die
I love solar eclipses!
"Say, what did you put in this drink?", I asked suspiciously.
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...I guess that is pretty funny.
Edited by Grotadmorv on Jul 7th 2022 at 9:23:03 AM
The things in my dreams wish they could chase me!
The server grinned mischievously. "You asked for a couple of ice cubes in your drink, and I only put in one!"
I saw something... odd during my nature walk.
The Timeless One
The forest beings were having an orgy and invited me. (Sorry)
It's been hours and that figure is still standing outside my window.
"I am the lord of Purity, who tolerates no deviation." My first online story
Boisterous woman
I forgot that was the Mannequin I ordered.
The video game started to glitch in horrifying ways.
"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."
It was a lewd custom Lego figure.
I went to take a crap at 3am