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ginsengaddict Not a Fragile Flower from atop Olympus Mons in a Hero Pose Since: Mar, 2010 Relationship Status: Too sexy for my shirt
Not a Fragile Flower
#1: Apr 12th 2022 at 7:02:37 PM

Here's a link to Schmuck Bait for reference.


For example:

Bob: What does "IDK" mean?

Alice: I don't know what "IDK" means, but do you know what "IYKYK" means?

Charlie: If You Know, You Know.

Alice: No need to be coy, do you know what it means or not?

Bob: You still haven't said what "IDK" means.

Alice: I Don't Know.

Charlie: Well that's not very helpful.


So, what does "IDK" mean anyway?

Edited by ginsengaddict on Apr 13th 2022 at 12:15:00 AM

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Palindromee Relax, Ice Queen. from Outer Heaven Since: Dec, 2012 Relationship Status: At the center of everything that happens to me
#2: Apr 12th 2022 at 7:40:51 PM

Did you hear that they added unskippable ads to the Never Gonna Give You Up video?

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dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#3: Apr 12th 2022 at 9:11:56 PM

Yeah, that sucks, but my dad has ligma and I just can't deal with it right now.

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AoeAbility Disco Dan of the Tumblr Era from Personal Evil Tower of Ominousness Since: Mar, 2021 Relationship Status: Longing for my OTP
Disco Dan of the Tumblr Era
#4: Apr 26th 2022 at 7:51:32 PM

Don't worry. So does Candice. Which is a shame - she was supposed to go to SawCon next Saturday.

You keep using the term "POV". I do not think it means what you think it means.
TheFarmboy Don't Try It from A Galaxy, Far, Far Away (Not-So-Newbie) Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
Don't Try It
#5: Apr 26th 2022 at 7:53:47 PM

Saw Con? Wasn’t a bunch of people killed there one time from the death trap recreation?

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dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#6: Apr 27th 2022 at 7:33:53 AM

Sounds like a load of updawg if you ask me.

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AoeAbility Disco Dan of the Tumblr Era from Personal Evil Tower of Ominousness Since: Mar, 2021 Relationship Status: Longing for my OTP
Disco Dan of the Tumblr Era
#7: Apr 27th 2022 at 7:59:40 AM

Not as much as when I got my free Robux when I clicked on this link.

You keep using the term "POV". I do not think it means what you think it means.
dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#8: Apr 27th 2022 at 3:13:25 PM

Almost as enraging as what the Sonic burger chain is doing to drive down the value of the dollar.

Don't beleive me? Google "sonic inflation." You'll be absolutely furious, I garuntee it!

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CyberController Blitzy.... from Pride Ring Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
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#9: Apr 27th 2022 at 7:07:00 PM

Do you want to look at cute pictures of chickens wearing bowties?

Just google "Hentai".

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BILLYMAYS!!!! The Artificer Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Hiding
The Artificer
#10: Apr 27th 2022 at 7:16:21 PM

Whatever you do, do not google which fish is native to the shallow tropical waters of the western Atlantic Ocean.

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moefoxes What if we kissed... and we were both trucks... from The So-Ha Clothing Store Since: Apr, 2020 Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
What if we kissed... and we were both trucks...
#11: Apr 28th 2022 at 6:35:18 AM

That's nothing compared to the horrors I saw after searching the scientific name for pig.

dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#12: Apr 28th 2022 at 7:37:25 AM

Oof, yeah, that's bad. So hey, I work at a nuclear power plant, and every day I walk past a Big Red Button labelled "Do Not Touch." Wonder what happens if I do...

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TheFarmboy Don't Try It from A Galaxy, Far, Far Away (Not-So-Newbie) Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
Don't Try It
#13: Apr 28th 2022 at 8:32:18 AM

You might end up with radiation poisoning.

I’m got this recipe for waffles, but I need blue food colouring. Anyone got some?

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AoeAbility Disco Dan of the Tumblr Era from Personal Evil Tower of Ominousness Since: Mar, 2021 Relationship Status: Longing for my OTP
Disco Dan of the Tumblr Era
#14: Apr 28th 2022 at 10:32:32 AM

Nope, but I bet they're selling some near a lemon party. Wanna visit?

You keep using the term "POV". I do not think it means what you think it means.
dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#15: Apr 29th 2022 at 8:57:49 AM

Hey, I live near there, wanna watchparty Movie 43?

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AoeAbility Disco Dan of the Tumblr Era from Personal Evil Tower of Ominousness Since: Mar, 2021 Relationship Status: Longing for my OTP
Disco Dan of the Tumblr Era
#16: May 1st 2022 at 11:40:22 AM

No thanks. But I wouldn't mind if someone went with me to watch a certain Serbian Film.

You keep using the term "POV". I do not think it means what you think it means.
dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#17: May 1st 2022 at 12:23:52 PM

I'd sooner eat an entire box of balût.

Edited by dvorak on May 1st 2022 at 12:33:49 PM

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TheFarmboy Don't Try It from A Galaxy, Far, Far Away (Not-So-Newbie) Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
Don't Try It
CyberController Blitzy.... from Pride Ring Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
Blitzy....
#19: May 28th 2022 at 5:37:04 PM

You know, you shouldn't look up the name of HP Lovecraft's cat.

I bet you not too.

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