"Leftover items still have value!"
"That little fella? He kind of looks like one of those critters that was causing a ruckus out in the forest."
"But Cuphead, the ones we fought didn't look like that. Maybe they're a newer species?"
Edited by JankyKong on Dec 30th 2021 at 9:35:12 AM
Ever wanted to see the most inexplicably horrifying intro to a game ever?
I had a different avatar◊ when I made this post, and since my current one◊ only does PokĂ©mon Speak, I'll answer as both.
Former avatar:
Amato: "Hmm, looks like a monkey. Sorry, I've never seen him before."
MechaBot: "Heh, all I can say is that he looks dumb!"
note
Current avatar:
Angry boss Cone Koncho:"Ko-Kon Kon! Kon Ko-Kon Ko-Ko KonKon!"
Edited by BlackFaithStar on Jan 8th 2022 at 10:56:22 PM
Pantheon Wick Cleaning
I think that's one of those entertainers from America's house. Very eccentric just like the man himself.
Edited by arimothereindeer on Jan 4th 2022 at 9:33:39 AM
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
thats the guy from blues clues! i forgot his name cause its been so long since ive seen the show.
Edited by blankb on Jan 4th 2022 at 11:15:06 AM
every time i die (the metalcore band) is peak
A giant duck it is. Inflatable and adorable, it is both.
Edited by TheFarmboy on Jan 4th 2022 at 11:58:05 AM
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
Of course he's obsolete! The new models have facial recognition and can call the police! To be sure, nowhere near as impressive as us, but... they tried!
Edited by Vandagyre on Jan 4th 2022 at 2:54:00 AM
"My job here is done." "But you didn't do anything."
That’s a…uh, human.
Edited by Delibirda on Jan 5th 2022 at 3:45:22 PM
"Listen up, Marina, because this is SUPER important. Whatever you do, don't eat th“ “DON'T EAT WHAT?! Your text box ran out of space!”
It seems to be a particularly large feline. I'm not sure myself.
Edited by Wafer on Jan 7th 2022 at 4:15:38 AM
The good elephant is a cool guy in your pants adventure.
Edited by NineTailedCat on Jan 7th 2022 at 5:52:08 AM
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
"To my knowledge, that creature was created by humans to bring amusement and pleasure. Although, that picture of him is certainly very different from how he usually looks."
"As for the other page, I can't even begin to imagine why someone out there would have done that. Although, I have my theories. With the image being a depiction of my Incubator half, it's very possible that someone out there found out about why I'm here, and simply wished to bring more attention to my cause."
Edited by JankyKong on Jan 7th 2022 at 9:28:20 AM
Ever wanted to see the most inexplicably horrifying intro to a game ever?all of page 5 lol
thats a pickle! it has a body but i dont know why...
Edited by blankb on Jan 7th 2022 at 7:55:12 AM
every time i die (the metalcore band) is peak
Runs away, screaming
Edited by Delibirda on Jan 9th 2022 at 10:34:06 AM
"Listen up, Marina, because this is SUPER important. Whatever you do, don't eat th“ “DON'T EAT WHAT?! Your text box ran out of space!”
A PLUMBER AND HIS [Your princess is in another castle] FRIEND!
Edited by Agistin on Jan 7th 2022 at 1:29:23 PM
I love memes.
Yes, him... He seems to be alternate version of myself. From what I can recall, he can transform into a Tyrannosaurus and eventually a dragon, not unlike Shockwave's Predacons. And strangely enough, he's classified as a Predacon too — he has an entire army of them as well. Perhaps a Predacon varies throughout universes...
Edited by Wafer on Jan 8th 2022 at 8:30:59 AM
"It looks to be the end result of two humans using one of your electronic video games to determine that the quality of their relationship is greater than that of anyone else. Although, they are certainly very peculiar looking people. Almost as if they aren't meant to resemble people from reality."
Edited by JankyKong on Jan 8th 2022 at 10:20:55 AM
Ever wanted to see the most inexplicably horrifying intro to a game ever?
Oh! That appears to be a man in a suit, likely some sort of espionage expert or terrorist under some of the effect, I think a stat-boosting move?
Edited by JKBenbot on Jan 10th 2022 at 7:36:07 AM
Try out my new forum game! Man this formating is hard.
My next target.
Edited by This on Feb 2nd 2022 at 2:00:31 AM
No one's going to cry on my behalf even if I'm sad...
An adorable Kirby plushie, I would like to have one. Without the text though.
Edited by TheFarmboy on Jan 16th 2022 at 9:37:23 AM
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
"That's the leader of a mechanical invasion that attacked Popstar. Kirby told me about it!"
Edited by Oggy123 on Feb 2nd 2022 at 9:00:02 PM
"..."
[That would be Miss Rin Tezuka, a Yamaku student in the same grade as myself. She's part of the school's art club, and she's really talented, which is doubly impressive given that she has no arms and has to paint using her feet. That said, I seriously wish that she would apply her talents better instead of slacking all the time. Once, I went into the art room looking for supplies, and found her napping on one of the desks! Can you believe that?]
Edited by JankyKong on Feb 2nd 2022 at 5:47:24 AM
Ever wanted to see the most inexplicably horrifying intro to a game ever?
Um, I think it's a little panda crying for some reason...guess we'll never know unless we watch the show.
Edited by ThatOneScrambledEgg on Feb 2nd 2022 at 8:09:40 AM
Send my love to your new lover, treat her better…
That's the one Megatron that's a crack addict! Y'know, I had a dream that was just like what Bee had once.
Edited by Wafer on Feb 2nd 2022 at 4:14:40 AM
That's Xykon, the Big Bad of The Order of the Stick. A vicious psychopathic lich who despite his funny personality I've found more annoying than any other character over there.
Edited by clemont107 on Feb 2nd 2022 at 7:47:21 AM
"Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine
This was Janky Kong's idea.
It's basically the Pick an Avatar from the above gallery you want to explain but it's the above poster's Avatar that has
to try their bestto explain the chosen Avatar.Two rules:
"*Chirp* Probably just some average young girl. Don't know how well she cooks though, so maybe just as average.*Chirp*"
Edited by Cutegirl920fire on Dec 29th 2021 at 11:55:16 AM
Victor of HGS S320 | "There's rosemary, that's for remembrance. Pray you, love, remember."