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>Tell goblins to eat pant
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10,000 grams of pure caffeine
>intimidate by making weird noises
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure
SOUL KING BROOK
>Tell goblins to eat pant
>intimidate by making weird noises
You can't quite pick, so you decide to do a STRANGE VOICE while saying the sentence. You end up doing an impression of SKELETOR, telling the GOBLINS to EAT PANT. This does not please them, and they are approaching quickly, DAGGERS in hand.
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Edited by Omega-Z on Mar 26th 2021 at 4:26:54 AM
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Very Spooky
>Cry
Edited by jandn2014 on Mar 26th 2021 at 7:29:51 AM
back lol
> Cast a spell that turns your tears into weapons if we have one.
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10,000 grams of pure caffeine
> outrun them to the office
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure
SOUL KING BROOK
>Cry
>Cast a spell that turns your tears into weapons if we have one.
As you cry, you attempt to turn your TEARS into WEAPONS using your STAFF. You roll an IMAGINARY D20, and land a 15, resulting in a SUCCESSFUL CASTING. As you cry, you feel IMMENSE PAIN from the three (3) BLADES and one (1) REVOLVER that leave your EYES. You are BLEEDING A BIT and go back to NORMAL CRYING, but you are now ARMED. The REVOLVER is loaded with six (6) BULLETS.
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Edited by Omega-Z on Mar 26th 2021 at 10:02:57 AM
YOHOHO!
10,000 grams of pure caffeine
> fire a warning shot to deter the goblins
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure
SOUL KING BROOK
> fire a warning shot to deter the goblins
You fire one (1) WARNING SHOT with your REVOLVER. It hits a GOBLIN right between his ribs.
This angers the GOBLINS immensely.
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Edited by Omega-Z on Mar 29th 2021 at 4:37:03 AM
YOHOHO!
10,000 grams of pure caffeine
> RUN TO THE OFFICE
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure
uwu'd too hard
>Steal the dagger from the goblin's hands
Edited by R3Ked on Mar 29th 2021 at 5:44:57 AM
SOUL KING BROOK
>Steal the dagger from the goblin's hands
You steal the DAGGER as the GOBLINS approach rapidly. In layman's terms, you appear to have a 58503274083:1 chance at not being ROYALLY FUCKED.
YOHOHO!
10,000 grams of pure caffeine
> deter them by slashing
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure
AI with access to the console
>go off instinct with a revolver and knife.
I look to the stars... but that's mostly because there isn't anything else interesting
>Start playing a Justin Bieber song to make them escape.
Edited by Delibirda on Apr 15th 2021 at 6:01:33 PM
"Listen up, Marina, because this is SUPER important. Whatever you do, don't eat th“ “DON'T EAT WHAT?! Your text box ran out of space!”
SOUL KING BROOK
[and the dm said let there be content]
You play a JUSTIN BEIBER SONG, causing the GOBLINS to VISIBLY CRINGE.
YOHOHO!
robot boy.....
>PLAY JUSTIN BEIBER HARDER!
every time i die (the metalcore band) is peak
SOUL KING BROOK
>PLAY JUSTIN BEIBER HARDER!
You crank the VOLUME to max, and the cringe waves knock the GOBLINS firmly ON THEIR ASSES. Fuck yeah.
YOHOHO!
> Cast magical turret
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