Bitter hatred
The ability to one time a year put a work of fiction made after 1978 in the public domain.
The world is afraid of you...and it should be. You will never be whole, Arthur Curry. Never. I have come to end the fear."
Danny Trejo Believes in You!
Bullet attraction.
I calculated the odds of this succeeding, vs. the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid... and I went ahead anyway.
sick down from the bones to the other side
the ability to freely control any piece of clothing you're currently wearing
A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
Kuma appreciation gang
The ability to freely rotate your genatalia.
Kumatora needs to be appreciated more. Appreciate her.
The ability to eat anything except food.
sick down from the bones to the other side
the ability to swap AM and PM freely
A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
Kuma appreciation gang
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Not a bad superpower. If it's 8AM and you just woke up but you still want to sleep in then you can switch it to PM.
janet likes her new icon.
The ability to always pick up the exact number of papers you need to print a document.
Danny Trejo Believes in You!
Bette Davis' Eyes.
I calculated the odds of this succeeding, vs. the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid... and I went ahead anyway.
Big Catch, Sparkle Edition
The power to win any bet, but only if you didn't actually bet anything.
Current Project: Incorruptible Pure Pureness
Semain Calm
The ability to change the color of your toenails at will.
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
The They who said it
The power to bring any series to an end with an unsatisfying conclusion, and prevent any reboots from happening.
Danny Trejo Believes in You!
Prehensile ears.
I calculated the odds of this succeeding, vs. the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid... and I went ahead anyway.
A very angy egg
The power to fly!
Except you can only achieve a hovering state where you can only hover 1 foot off the ground.
BORK
The ability to see the inside of your eyes.
Google Snake Game.
The Ice Queen
You can communicate with animals!
... You still can't understand them, though.
AI with access to the console
The ability to teleport to stars. Your not invunarable to the star it’s self and space
I look to the stars... but that's mostly because there isn't anything else interesting
Big Catch, Sparkle Edition
The power to attract dust to yourself. All the time.
Current Project: Incorruptible Pure Pureness
sick down from the bones to the other side
the ability to force other people to scream at will
A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
The ability to turn animals into humans.
Danny Trejo Believes in You!
Always smell like maple.
I calculated the odds of this succeeding, vs. the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid... and I went ahead anyway.
Big Catch, Sparkle Edition
Always taste maple.
Current Project: Incorruptible Pure Pureness
Exploding teeth.
Kumatora needs to be appreciated more. Appreciate her.