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WarJay77 Big Catch, Sparkle Edition from The Void (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
Big Catch, Sparkle Edition
#1: Sep 19th 2020 at 6:25:55 PM

ITT, we come up with the absolute worst superpower ideas. Maybe they do nothing, maybe they're actively harmful to the person using them, or maybe they're just completely silly. Whatever it is, no hero would want to get stuck with them.

Current Project: Incorruptible Pure Pureness
PurpleEyedGuma Since: Apr, 2020
#2: Sep 19th 2020 at 6:32:08 PM

You can never fall asleep. However, the side effects of not getting sleep still occur.

Bluethorn Just a Mettaur from Alligator New York City Since: Jan, 2018 Relationship Status: Star-crossed
Just a Mettaur
#3: Sep 19th 2020 at 6:34:50 PM

The power to control toothpaste.

A great Mascot Mook.
WarJay77 Big Catch, Sparkle Edition from The Void (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
Big Catch, Sparkle Edition
#4: Sep 19th 2020 at 6:48:48 PM

The power to make people's lips chapped, including your own.

Current Project: Incorruptible Pure Pureness
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#5: Sep 19th 2020 at 6:50:12 PM

The power to take a fifteen minute nap.

I would fucking love this actually.

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
antenna_ears from California Since: Apr, 2020 Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
#6: Sep 19th 2020 at 6:50:56 PM

Mime Control: complete control over mimes and only mimes and only when they're wearing the mime outfit

PurpleEyedGuma Since: Apr, 2020
#7: Sep 19th 2020 at 6:52:50 PM

The ability to instantly bake pizza rolls.

Superjohn Bitter hatred from The ocean Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Bitter hatred
#8: Sep 19th 2020 at 7:01:23 PM

The power to lose your clothes in ridiculous ways(Think Tamaki from Fireforce with her Lucky lecher lure).

Edited by Superjohn on Sep 20th 2020 at 1:51:38 PM

The world is afraid of you...and it should be. You will never be whole, Arthur Curry. Never. I have come to end the fear."
WarJay77 Big Catch, Sparkle Edition from The Void (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
Big Catch, Sparkle Edition
#9: Sep 20th 2020 at 1:13:59 AM

The power to time-travel, but only by a single second.

Current Project: Incorruptible Pure Pureness
Florien The They who said it from statistically, slightly right behind you. Since: Aug, 2019
The They who said it
#10: Sep 20th 2020 at 1:21:37 AM

The power to transform into a 98 year old human, with multiple age-related conditions.

johannes4123 Mighty demon dog-thing from The southern parts of Norway Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: In denial
Mighty demon dog-thing
#11: Sep 20th 2020 at 3:39:12 AM

The strength of a slug, the durability of a hedgehog and the speed of a goldfish

The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again
KungFuCutBug sick down from the bones to the other side from a broken freezer in Hell Since: Feb, 2019 Relationship Status: They're my lobster
sick down from the bones to the other side
#12: Sep 20th 2020 at 11:31:34 AM

the ability to crawl at mach 1 speed... but your walking/running speed is the same

A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#13: Sep 20th 2020 at 11:35:19 AM

the ability to time travel but only forward and only at a rate of 1 second per second

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
KungFuCutBug sick down from the bones to the other side from a broken freezer in Hell Since: Feb, 2019 Relationship Status: They're my lobster
sick down from the bones to the other side
WarJay77 Big Catch, Sparkle Edition from The Void (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
Big Catch, Sparkle Edition
#15: Sep 20th 2020 at 1:42:02 PM

The power to feel like you have a pebble in your shoe, even when you don't.

Current Project: Incorruptible Pure Pureness
thok That's Dr. Title, thank you! (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Non-Canon
That's Dr. Title, thank you!
#16: Sep 20th 2020 at 2:02:12 PM

The ability to teleport, but only to a point directly on the other side of the Earth from you. Hopefully that point isn't in the middle of the ocean.

antenna_ears from California Since: Apr, 2020 Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
#17: Sep 20th 2020 at 2:07:54 PM

Fly-Sense, like Spider-Sense except it is painful and triggers anytime a housefly is nearby, and cannot be turned off until the fly is gone or dead.

Edited by antenna_ears on Sep 20th 2020 at 2:09:02 AM

Bluethorn Just a Mettaur from Alligator New York City Since: Jan, 2018 Relationship Status: Star-crossed
Just a Mettaur
#18: Sep 22nd 2020 at 3:14:17 PM

The power to breathe.

A great Mascot Mook.
Awe921 eh Since: Jun, 2018
eh
#19: Sep 22nd 2020 at 3:14:43 PM

THE POWER TO READ A MIND!

... your own mind.

Edited by Awe921 on Sep 22nd 2020 at 7:14:54 AM

madface7 Kuma appreciation gang from a Since: May, 2019 Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
Kuma appreciation gang
#20: Sep 22nd 2020 at 8:10:35 PM

Two words:

Eyelash. Ignition.

Kumatora needs to be appreciated more. Appreciate her.
WarJay77 Big Catch, Sparkle Edition from The Void (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
Big Catch, Sparkle Edition
#21: Sep 22nd 2020 at 8:16:35 PM

The ability to make food rot.

Current Project: Incorruptible Pure Pureness
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#22: Sep 22nd 2020 at 8:24:28 PM

The ability to summon body pillows.

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
Zanreo Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou from Glitch City (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
#23: Sep 24th 2020 at 4:11:53 PM

The ability to turn anything into what you misread it as. A random and unpredictable power as you can't really control when and where it happens, or what gets changed into what

Edited by Zanreo on Sep 24th 2020 at 1:12:27 PM

"Leftover items still have value!"
yelling_into_the_void Danny Trejo Believes in You! from Iowa Since: Jun, 2020 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Danny Trejo Believes in You!
#24: Sep 24th 2020 at 6:56:10 PM

Invisible Knees.

I calculated the odds of this succeeding, vs. the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid... and I went ahead anyway.
KungFuCutBug sick down from the bones to the other side from a broken freezer in Hell Since: Feb, 2019 Relationship Status: They're my lobster
sick down from the bones to the other side
#25: Sep 24th 2020 at 7:21:24 PM

Majima Everywhere Power: the ability to appear in the weirdest, most unlikely of places, so long as your rival is there to fight you

A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!

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