fortunately, the God in this universe is much more benevolent
Edited by KungFuCutBug on Sep 6th 2020 at 3:36:38 PM
A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!Unfortunately, the humans are slightly worse to balance it out.
Currently Working On: Incorruptible Pure PurenessFortunately, the good God simply purges all evil from humanity.
Unfortunately, Animals are dicks.
fortunately, humans are able to domesticate animals and make them less dickish
A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!Unfortunately, plants are even worse.
Fortunately, everyone in this universe is a vegan.
Currently Working On: Incorruptible Pure PurenessUnfortunately, soon the Vegan purge will begin
I can't say goodbye to yesterday…Unfortunately, with no one around to eat them, pigs overthrow humans and become the dominant species, Animal Farm style.
Edited by PurpleEyedGuma on Sep 6th 2020 at 4:11:15 AM
Fortunately, the pigs make benevolent rulers.
Currently Working On: Incorruptible Pure PurenessUnfortunately, the plants still vastly outnumber every other species, and their revolution begins.
Fortunately, they prove to be incompetent, and lose badly.
"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."Unortunately, the robots came.
Fortunately, they're just there to run factories.
Currently Working On: Incorruptible Pure PurenessUnfortunately, the factories are polluting the environment.
Fortunately, the bacteria and archaea develop the power to reduce the pollution, and do so.
unfortunately, the archaea start having a power trip and begin a revolution of their own
A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!Fortunately, they only have a lifespan of a few days.
Currently Working On: Incorruptible Pure PurenessUnfortunately, they got access to nuked.
"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."Fortunately, those nukes(?) are deactivated.
artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."unfortunately, they have hydrogen bombs as well
A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse! Unfortunately, the radiation causes the archaea to go into evolutionary overdrive, and become even more of a threat to the rest of life on the planet...
Fortunately, the archaea aren't able to set the hydrogen bombs off, being, well, archaea...
Edited by PointMaid on Sep 7th 2020 at 8:32:02 AM
Unfortunately, there’s nothing preventing them from setting uranium bombs off. And there are some in the general vicinity.
Unfortunately, it's the same as the old one
One day you're here, baby / And then you're gone.....