Well there's no way I'd date a kid to begin with, so I'm guessing some Neutral Evil baddie is making this happen for their own sick and twisted amusement. Either way this date sucks.
The League of Heroes
Don't Try It
So Krampus decided to use a clone instead of showing up in person.
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
It's Channel 11.. Don't you see?
Estrogen Brigade
Wait, HOW.
Kuma appreciation gang
I think I accidentally cut the VP's head off
Oh, fuck, the SS is going to be pissed about this...
Kumatora needs to be appreciated more. Appreciate her.
sick down from the bones to the other side
aww, I think Jui would appreciate the pretty flowers
A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
The Camp Crystal Lake Slasher
I hope this person can pay for a trip to France, because I can't.
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.
Winner of Elim Game Round 78
I can dig it
Don't know why I agreed to this date on this raft, you're not even my type! ...wait, do you hear the roaring of water? OH NO, AAAAAHHHHHH—
The League of Heroes
It's Channel 11.. Don't you see?
Advertising by Association
How is this... a trope??
Hello? Hello, hello?
(wait how'd a disambiguation page got here)
...??????
the above avatar is a kid wha-
artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
10,000 grams of pure caffeine
I quit. Law enforcement in my country would be triggered if they found out you work with the CPI.
School Uniforms are the New Black
Being surrounded by a bunch of people in school uniforms does not make this date any better, ugh.
The League of Heroes
Don't Try It
Screw the Rules, I Have Money!.
They must be using money made from royalties to make this date happen. Still want no part in it.
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
Apocalypse Wow
YOU EITHER LAVA ME NOW OR LAVA ME NOT
A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!