Sharp and snazzy.
I like my women how I like my books...
Once upon a time, there was a Limey. He was not slimy, he was just finey!catching dust on a shelf.
I like my (wo)men how I like my icecream...
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Cool and sweet.
I like my (wo)men how I like my cars...
"What do you guys think about the ocean?" - Cynthiauncomfy.
i like my men how i like my Wheeljacks
Hoshi no himei. i call upon thee...Made of sterner stuff.
I like my (wo)men how I like my coffee... "One thing about humans; we keep trying to destroy this planet. And the planet just won't let us. Heh. Life always finds a way."
Steamy
I like my men how I like my handwriting
See my profile by clicking my avatar, it'll tell you more than any signature can. Also see my avatar gallery (usable feature for members)...Tall and curvy
I like my women the way I like my aliens
Love ruins all.Completely out of this world.
I like my men how I like my notebooks:
Dove sono i bravi eroi e le divinita'?Blank. Completely blank.
I like my men how I like my coffee cups.
Able to hold water.
I like my (wo)men how I like my demons... For every low there is a high.
Horned and forked tongue
I like my women how I like my pizza
Love ruins all.Tasty and crisp.
I like my (wo)men how I like my background...
"What do you guys think about the ocean?" - CynthiaMoist and delicious. *Laughter*
I like my (wo)men how I like my tea... "One thing about humans; we keep trying to destroy this planet. And the planet just won't let us. Heh. Life always finds a way."
Hot and slurpable.
I like my (wo)men how I like my clothes...
Protecting my dignity.
I like my (wo)men how I like my raccoons... For every low there is a high.
Cute and cuddly.
I like my (wo)men how I like my cherries...
"What do you guys think about the ocean?" - CynthiaSleek and imposing.
I like my (wo)men how I like my Capital Ships.
"It still bothers me that they call us smugglers and pirates. We're humanitarian blockade runners, not druglords."Ready for boarding.
I like my men how I like my doors...
Locked up for 21 of the 24 hours of the day.
I like my lovers how I like my Creepypastas...
B A G E L S (Don't ask) | Current playlistfollowing me everywhere, including to my bed :^)
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i like my lovers like how i like my granola bars
hail, holy queen of the sea, you're whirling-in-rags, you're vast and you're sad
Hard
I like my men how I like my black holes
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