🍊orange fursona🧡
Everyone jerks off to the play metaphorically, because they think they're soooo smart. A smash hit among r/iamverysmart.
52. Just a game of 52-card pickup
The Draftsman of Doom
People pay top dollar for each of the 52 cards.
53: Everyone just stands around playing trees. No dialogue, no nuthin'. Just a bunch of people standing still, and silent, in ridiculous arboreal themed costumes.
Edited by SkyCat32 on Jan 28th 2020 at 2:16:16 PM
Rawr.
Cheechers
Everyone believes that it is symbolic of something
54: A video of 2 girls 1 cup is playing in the background on full volume.
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🍊orange fursona🧡
That would be a great flick for Valentine's Day! Best eaten with this spaghetti
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Speaking of Valentines Day flicks, Brokeback Mountain: The Musical. Complete with intimate scenes of Jack and Ennis.
Edited by alnair20aug93 on Feb 14th 2020 at 2:18:08 AM
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Again, this is meant to be Springtime for Hitler, but the yaoi-loving crowd and the LGBT crowd are into it. And the fact that neo-Nazis now hate the show is a delightful bonus.
Everybody, just so we're clear: you're ONLY supposed to be making Springtime for Hitler. Not any other show. Incorporate other shows, sure, but the premise of the game is specifically to produce Springtime for Hitler in a way that makes it bad.
57. Have actual neo-Nazis cast in the show. With Hitler being played by Richard Spencer.
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... I've made a terrible mistake.
Edited by burinnu on Mar 10th 2020 at 10:29:48 AM
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
The alt-right and people looking to stop the alt-right attend the show. The alt-right loves it.
58: The play is recorded, then put on a cellphone.
The Draftsman of Doom
Millions of youtube views.
59. The "Springtime for Hitler" soundtrack is replaced with yodelling music which drowns out everything else.
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Also, not every Alt-Righter is a Nazi. I'm pretty sure a number of them cannot stand racists. Nvm, I'm confusing Alt-Lite and Alt-Right.
Edited by SkyCat32 on Mar 11th 2020 at 7:06:14 AM
Rawr.
🍊orange fursona🧡
They'll all remember the majestic yodeling above everything else.
60. Springtime for Hitler 2: Japanese Bugaru
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An eagle
It ends up becoming a cult classic for being So Bad, It's Good.
61: Have everyone scream like the Angry German Kid
Just an eagle. (Feel free to PM me if you want to talk to me).
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Everyone praises the show for trying to stick to tonally authentic German.
Oh god, I'm going straight to Hell for this ...
62. Include a musical number sung by the prisoners of Auschwitz.
I almost threw up typing this.
Edited by burinnu on Mar 14th 2020 at 7:43:28 AM
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
🍊orange fursona🧡
That would be a massive tearjerker.
63. A slice-of-life anime about Nanking in 1937.
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It's popular with the Mainland Government of the People's Republic for all the wrong reasons, namely, it makes Japan look bad.
64: Springtime for Hitler, only the actors are homeless people who flub their lines and ramble on about conspiracy theories, especially those involving Nintendo being a conspiracy to conquer the world.
Rawr.
🍊orange fursona🧡
Sounds like an interesting avant-garde take.
65: The Sound of Music, but with the same people above.
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... That's basically the same thing.
66. Show the Jedi slaughter instead of the ending war musical finale.
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
🍊orange fursona🧡
The would sing "Get your kicks on Order 66" while they go for the kill.
67: A film about the Troubled Production of To Boldly Flee, with amateur actors.
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... That's just the BTS of To Boldly Flee.
68. Scrap the production of the show halfway through and instead have the director personally apologize to the audience.
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
Not Sherlock Holmes
The director’s apology actually saves the show, as it was being savaged before, but the director’s honesty managed to make up for it.
69: Turn the show into a porno. But it still starts Hitler.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
🍊orange fursona🧡
Hmmmmmm... [tilts head]
70: Make the show, then at the ending the whole cast addresses the crowd with "APRIL FOOLS!!!"
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It saves the show, with people now convinced it was a parody instead of a satire. Or they just can't tell the difference. :D
71. Gender-Swap the entire cast, with Hitler as a very masculine woman.
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
The Draftsman of Doom
A bunch of butch homosexual women and flaming homosexual men with Nazi Genderswap fetishes make up the audience, as well as avant garde circles.
72. Replace all the music with amateur bagpipes.
Rawr.
🍊orange fursona🧡
You didn't say which bagpipes? If this was this bagpipe, then the audience would be truly be charmed with the sounds of the Emerald Isle.
73. An easter egg hunt at a crampy apartment, with all of the the tenants participating.
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🍊orange fursona🧡
Bump.
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50. Cliché Storm
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