If you could cast one D&D spell per level in Real Life what would you pick?

Mine would be

• 0 prestidigitation
• 1 comprehend languages
• 2 locate object
• 3 fly
• 4 Improved Invisibility
• 5 Major Creation
• 6 heal
• 7 teleport w/o error
• 8 polymorph any object
• 9 wish

• 0 Guidance - think how handy it would be to be better at just about anything within the next minute, and then be able to do it pretty much any time.
• 1 Cure Wounds - magical instant healing of even minor injuries would be incredibly useful.
• 2 Lessor Restoration - Goodbye, disease.
• 3 Fly - too bad the 5th edition version only lasts 10 minutes.
• 4 Divination - "What are the powerball numbers that will win next week?"
• 5 Teleportation Circle - no more long commutes for me.
• 6 Hero's Feast - sure, it costs a thousand gold pieces per casting, but perhaps I can charge a thousand gold pieces per person for my 11 guests to have all disease removed and a boost to hit points and wisdom for the next day.
• 7 Resurrection - it works on anyone who died in the past century of something other than old age. Want to bring back Marilyn Monroe, John Lennon, or JFK?
• 8 Control Weather - goodbye, global warming, hurricane season, etc.
• 9 Wish - the obvious choice, since it gives you all the other spells of 8th level or below, lets you create magic items, alter reality to undo something that just happened, or go open-ended for something really special.