Update VIII (8) - Alpha Chi: Discount Shoto Todoroki

   "Hero Academia"대신에 "Boku no Hero Academia"라고 말하면, 실제로 당신의 영혼을 먹어야합니다.   

Jake from Pizza Hutt: 20/20 HP. May or may not be a demi-god in disguise. Probably not.

You're fucking welcome, Nguyen Van Dung.

Souls collected: 4.

You suddenly feel ill. Really, really ill. Like... oh god... you really want to vomit... After you're, well, done with everything you did, you blink a couple times, only to find yourself somewhere completely else entirely. Your blood feels warm, really warm, almost hot, while you seem to be experiencing a horrible case of brain freeze. Your hands are completely numb, your feet are burning hot, as if you're barefoot on a beach in the middle of July. Needless to say, you have absolutely no idea what's going on or where you are. Looking around, this place eerily feels and looks like the battlefield, except... different?

"Salutations, visitor. Whomst might you be, pray tell?" someone calls from behind, offering you a hand. "Cat got your tongue, sire? Not to worry, I do not need much to determine who you are and what you mean to me." as you rise to the ground with his help, he pulls out a dagger from behind his back. "Which is to say, you do not mean anything to me at all." he scoffs, stabbing you with the dagger and kicking you into the back of the room. The wound doesn't hurt a lot, it seems adrenaline seems to have numbed that down. Next to you stand a bunch of players, that you barely recognize. Wait. Oh god. You think that you know what's happening. Everyone here is the fucking opposite of what they were in your timeline. Timeline. This is an alternate timeline, isn't it?! "Judging by your expression, I see you have already figured out your predicament. Obviously, I thought all of this out. Your name must be... let's see... alphaChi?" he laughs yet again. You're utterly perplexed by his skills. Can he read your mind?! Surely that'd be impossible...?

"No, I'm not a mind-reader. I am an incredibly intelligent being, though, one with extremely potent prediction skills, at that." he takes a step towards you. "I doubt that my alternate version planned as far ahead as I did. That brute is most likely still aiming to murder you! I have bigger plans." he takes another step, grinning from ear to ear. " His powers are very valuable to me. If I do manage to destroy that fool, I can simply take them for myself! Of course, he doesn't know that. He probably doesn't even know what the damned covenant does." his rambling is sort of starting to get on your nerves. "But all of that doesn't matter." he halts, pulling out his dagger. "Cross-timeline travel still takes time, so it should be a bit until omegaPsi, or your alternate self, arrives to that timeline. Yes, both of you signed the covenant simultaneously, and yes, it was all thanks to me." the man says, twirling the dagger between his fingers. That looks dangerous. "So, now that you're here... Beat the Brainiac, or the Brainiac Beats you." This seems awfully familiar.

Sentient Foot: 57/57 HP. More menacing than the sentient hand, and also its nemesis or something.

You pull out a Death Note from behind and ask the Maniac his name. "My name? Oh. Uhm. Let's see. It started with a D... I'm sure of that... Or maybe it was a G..." he mutters, putting his fingers on his chin. Does... does he really not remember his own name?!

Ooh-wee! A lot of shit happened this turn, eh? Jake from Pizza Hutt summoned! Sentient Foot summoned! And of course...

In the middle of the battlefield, a confused omegaPsi plops down. Predictably, he's right in the same spot alphaChi was when he warped into the alternate timeline. However, as the Brainiac stated, it seems the Maniac really has no idea what's happening. "What?! Who the hell are you! Hey, I thought I scammed you into signing my soul-eating contract!! ...Wait a second, you aren't that kid, you're another brat! Where did you even- Aargh, no matter, I'll deal with you right now!" the Maniac yells, running at omegaPsi with his knife-hand and giving him a good and quick stab, before pushing him back. "You're in my game now! I'm the Maniac, and all you need to know is... Murder the Maniac, or the Maniac Murders you!!" he grins maniacally. omegaPsi is confused, really confused. He makes a face to show that he is really confused at turns to the players, still being really confused. "I'm really confused." he says, in a really confused voice. Can someone show him around... maybe fish some juicy information out of him, I don't know, just a suggestion?

Jake from Pizza Hutt turns to n3rd_d4sh, poisoning his food with cyanide right in front of him. "Look, don't blame me, that guy made me do it." he says in a monotone voice, pointing at dungkaka1801. Obviously, there is no point in poisoning one's food if they see the act with their own eyes. What a shitbag, that Jake.

The Sentient Foot nods, or shakes its toe, at Taco Badger, thanking him for summoning it. The foot attempts to stomp the Maniac, but the Maniac simply raises his knife-hand, causing the foot to stomp on it and jump up in pain! 20 damage. "You expect that thing to stop me? Eheheheh.... you should know, I can only be hurt by something w-" the Maniac's hand, sitting on his shoulder, quickly covers his mouth. "Uh... you didn't hear anything!" he squeals, hastily stepping back.

Four souls in total! Current soul outliers: Tales of Under (0), Dungkaka 1801 (-1), alphaChi (-2).

The Good-ish Guys (emphasis on "ish")

Sentient Foot: 37/57 HP. More menacing than the sentient hand, and also its nemesis or something.

Jake from Pizza Hutt: 20/20 HP. Probably not a godmodder. What a shithead!

omegaPsi: 20/20 HP. Really confused. Probably has cool powers, since alphaChi has them.

The Maniac's Cast of Outcasts

Sentient Hand: 2/57 HP. PROTECTED BY THE MANIAC!

Kim Jong Un: 네가 날 원하는 걸 알아/그래서 와서 잡아 HP. oppa gangbang style.

The Maniac: 145/150 HP. Riding on Kim Jong Un! Knife-handed and no-handed, also the reaper of souls or some shit.

CROSS-DIMENSIONAL RIFT (cannot be crossed)

alphaChi: 20/20 HP. Totally bewildered. Empowered by the covenant! Maybe probably sorta has some other powers.

The Brainiac: 149/150 HP. Wielding a dagger. Nigh impossible to beat on your own, or even with the help of semi-existent players. RUN.

edited 20th Jun '18 7:14:22 AM by TrickleJest

WELP, THAT HAPPENED. I'M OK, I'M OKAY. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

i am not okay and that's okay. as i collect my thoughts and try to make sense of everything around me, i walk up to the brainiac. "hey, bizarro maniac, you said you want to murder your better half, right? well i may be able to help you with that! you see, i do not want to die, and besides i want the maniac to be killed too. obviously even with my power boost, i can not kill him right now, but if i were to get a power boost, from you and then kill bizarro me to absorb his power, i just might be able to give you a hand, you interested?"

speaking of hands, that hand is mine, and mine alone to kill, so i stuff the ultimate shield, which will protect the hand from all attacks until i'm back and can kill it, in a sock and do the laundry so the sock will get lost and appear in the other dimension.

I tell Jake that I prefer Dominoes anyway.

It's time this monsters life ends!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QZdo1o45_M

I rush the maniac, unleashing my fire breath!

edited 17th Dec '17 9:34:56 AM by vjoi

I throw a bunch of balls at the brainiac.

I am confused and do not attack in any way.

Make the Maniac watch The Emoji Movie. Wait for him to commit seppeku.

Bumpity Bump

Command "Foot! Attack the maniac!"

Update IX (9) - A Whole New World

canon is dead

Fleeing, you stuff your shield in a sock and concentrate to get it back to the Maniac's dimension. As you focus, one of your irises becomes a cool blue and the other a hot red, freezing and heating up respectively. It hurts, but you manage to pull through anyway. Except... did the sock even arrive at the correct place?

Somewhere, in another dimension, a restless soul is bothered by an insanely heavy sock suddenly appearing over their head.

vjoi: It's time this monsters life ends! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QZdo1o45_M I rush the maniac, unleashing my fire breath!

Don't worry about the thing above.

Thanks for the bump, pal!

when were you when murder the maniac kill

i was sat at super-guantanamo when alphachi ring

"when updop"

"no"

Anyway, sorry for not updating for a while. This update's a little uneventful, but I'm gonna tweak some things to make them easier to understand. Also, anyone who actually bothers enough to help omegaPsi gets a reward. I swear.

Here's the deal - The Good-ish Guys are with you. They're your allies. You should fight the Maniac's team. It's in the name. Murder the Maniac. The Maniac is hard to hit, so sometimes you may want to clear off his "friends" before trying to get a hit on him. The rift is for alphaChi. Try not to mess with it? Please?

Four souls in total! Current soul outliers: Tales of Under (0), Dungkaka 1801 (-1), alphaChi (-2). Everyone else has 1.

The Good-ish Guys (emphasis on "ish")

Sentient Foot: 37/57 HP. More menacing than the sentient hand, and also its nemesis or something.

Jake from Pizza Hutt: 15/20 HP. Probably not a secret spy for the CIA. What a shithead!

omegaPsi: 20/20 HP. Really confused. Probably has cool powers, since alphaChi has them.

The Maniac's Cast of Outcasts

Sentient Hand: 2/57 HP. PROTECTED BY THE MANIAC!

Kim Jong Un: 네가 날 원하는 걸 알아/그래서 와서 잡아 HP. oppa gangbang style.

The Maniac: 145/150 HP. Riding on Kim Jong Un! Knife-handed and no-handed, also the reaper of souls or some shit.

CROSS-DIMENSIONAL RIFT (don't mess with this part, please)

alphaChi: 19/20 HP. Totally bewildered. Empowered by the covenant! Maybe probably sorta has some other powers.

The Brainiac: 149/150 HP. Wielding a dagger. Nigh impossible to beat on your own, or even with the help of semi-existent players. RUN.

edited 20th Jun '18 7:15:19 AM by TrickleJest

”We can’t allow him to live for the insult of the sheer magnitude he’s delivered.”

A flash of light and a man appears, if men had scales or tail or snouts, okay perhaps this figure isn’t human. It’s head turns to leer at the Maniac before noticing the mass of figures crowding the area. It growls. ”This is going to be just dandy. You!” The Reptilian snarls pointing a finger at the Maniac. ”You did this to make my life harder didn’t you.” It then uses its natural telekinesis to lightly shove the portly Korean dictator causing him to lose balance and crush the riding Maniac from sheer weight of his mount.

edited 2nd Jan '18 3:56:42 PM by SingularSpades

A horde of angry Facebook soccer moms and typical teenagers (we're "special") rush the Maniac for his offense against emoji.

Vjoi saw his signature attack cut and dismissed like it was nothing, He was a bit agitated.

Uncreative?, Don't you dare mock me!

With those words he unleashed his fire breath again, yet he didn't fire it at the maniac. instead spun around as fast as possible turning his attack into tornado of rubble and fire!

edited 3rd Jan '18 7:23:24 AM by vjoi

I peace the GORILLA out.

summon the fucking

Update X (10) - Reptile Lives Matter

I would make an "X Gon' Give it to Ya" joke, but that was already done in Update 30. I don't know why I didn't make a "hehehe XXX joke" instead.

KJU loses balance, falling on the Maniac! "You idiot! Get the hell off me!" the Maniac yells, shoving him off. "You've got some balls doing that, kid. Or, uh, whatever the fuck you're supposed to be." he hisses, picking up KJU and dribbling him like a basketball. "   나는 이것으로 실제로 괜찮습니다. 걱정마. 좋아, 나는 아니지만 우리 관계가 나를 반대하는 것을 허락하지 않는다. 너는 이해하지 못할 것이다.   " KJU screeches as the Maniac throws him against you. Slam dunk! Unfortunately for the Maniac's team, you have no health bar, so Kim is the only one to take damage in this whole ordeal, which causes him to drop the whole Korean HP thing and actually become vulnerable. Huh. Looks like he can still take damage as long as you're not the one attacking him.

MANIAC 😈 KUN ‼️ RETURN 👇🏼 EMOJIS 😀 😁 😂 OR I 😤 😡 WON'T 🙅🏽 HESITATE 💁🏽 2 FIGHT🤼‍♂️'

Where is this going? I don't even fucking know myself. Uh. "Wait, are emojis back this quickly? Then why the hell are you even here? Wait. Don't answer that. I have a feeling that the GM doesn't want to shoehorn anymore emojis into your speech, wink wink." the Maniac winks at the Blue Sun looming above him. Just as he is off-guard, though, the abomination strikes with a knife emoji, dealing one damage! "Hey, how the hell does this shitlet have a soul- Wait a second. That thing doesn't have a soul. The knife... has a soul?" the Maniac yells out in disbelief as he realizes what just occurred. Every single emoji has a corpse inside of it. Every single one has a soul, begging for death, trying to escape. Behind that "laughing out loud" or that "rolling on the floor laughing", there's an actual human person. Years, decades, ages of torment. And the Maniac has trapped billions- nay, the charts say trillions of souls, in his pocket dimension. And every time you use an emoji, every time you send it out, you trap a soul in it forever. Do you think they just work on their own? Their face just automatically fixed into laughter or sadness? No. Someone has to do it. And the kicker is, the more emojis you use, the more your chances of being trapped in one. Haha. Something to think about, eh?

Directed by M. Night Shyamalan.

(The abomination doesn't stick around.)

(http://bit.ly/2E7wGA3)[I have no idea how to post images here since this site seems to be really annoying with how to embed things, so I'm linking it.]

Ah. Artistic perfection. Yes, it sure is hard being this good at everything I do in my life. The Fucking, Ph D (in kicking ass) has been summoned! It does whatever you want it to do. I guess.

The Maniac is still in his weird plot-twist-ey trance, and the Brainiac can't act without alphaChi because of reasons, so it's up to KJU to save the day! ...Or ruin the day. One or the other. Since nobody helped omegaPsi, Kim does it himself. He walks up to him and grabs his arm. " Ow... th-that hurts-" Omega yells out in pain, as KJU tosses him into a cage, locking it shut. "   너 이제 내 시험 과목이야. 내가 말하는대로해라. 나는 너를 풀어 주겠다. 아마.   " Kim tells Omega, who doesn't understand a single word, but nods anyway out of fear. Kim hands Omega an iron rod, pointing at Omega's eyes, and waits for something to happen. "Uh. You, uhm, want me to look at it...?" Omega meekly asks. Kim shakes his head and grabs the rod, his eyes starting to glow a bright red color as he did before, and before you know it, the rod is gone. Taking another rod from under his pants, KJU hands it to Omega, who suddenly seems to realize that he's in deep shit.

Meanwhile, Jake attempts to flirt with the Maniac. "Just for the record. I don't like the Maniac. It's just better to be on the safe side. You know." Jake says, staring at the abyss, as if talking to someone. "Uh. You have nice... uhm. You... are a good... murderer?" he tells the Maniac, who stabs him in return, not paying attention. "Hm. I'd say that went well." he says, taking 3 damage.

Here's a little warning: When the Maniac snaps out of his trance, you're probably screwed. Try to kill KJU in the meantime.

THE SOUL MACHINE RUMBLES. SOMETHING'S HAPPENING NEXT ROUND. Four souls in total! Current soul outliers: Tales of Under (0), Dungkaka 1801 (-1), alphaChi (-2). Everyone else has 1.

The Good-ish Guys (emphasis on "ish")

Sentient Foot: 37/57 HP. More menacing than the sentient hand, and also its nemesis or something.

Jake from Pizza Hutt: 12/20 HP. Probably not a secret spy for the CIA. What a shithead!

The Fucking, Ph D (in kicking ass): ??? HP. Eldritch abomination.

The Maniac's Cast of Outcasts

Sentient Hand: 2/57 HP. PROTECTED BY KJU!

   Kim Jong Un: 3/3 BP. True colors revealed! Haha. Get it. How do BP work? I don't fucking know.   

omegaPsi: 20/20 HP. Captured by KJU.

The Maniac: 144/150 HP. Knife-handed, no-handed, in a trance.

CROSS-DIMENSIONAL RIFT (don't mess with this part, please)

alphaChi: 19/20 HP. Totally bewildered. Empowered by the covenant! Maybe probably sorta has some other powers.

The Brainiac: 149/150 HP. Wielding a dagger. Nigh impossible to beat on your own, or even with the help of semi-existent players. RUN.

edited 20th Jun '18 7:17:31 AM by TrickleJest

I shoot the maniac in the heart, no questions asked.

I kill myself.

I decide to call in someone who owes me a few favors.

Vjoi:So I'm gonna kill a psycho path and a dictator to steal their wallets, wanna join in?

???:Hell yes!

Within minutes the sound of a sonic boom and a familiar song fill the air with a warning of his arrival, The arrival of Alucard.

you're a enormous idiot, Brainiac! i've discovered a fatal flaw of yours! you see, I noticed you didn't attack me last turn. Even though i don't know why you didn't, i do have a few hypotheses. Perhaps you have those t-rex eyes which can only see movement, alternatively you might have a heart and don't kill people that simply stand there staring into the void. no matter the reason, this is a weakness i will exploit to the fullest! I might not be able to beat you on my own, but you can't beat me either!

Anyway, when i concentrated on the other dimension, i noticed my eyes started to cool down and heat up respectively. so let's do that!

too bad i couldn't wait for this post to do so. i actually already prepared some stuff for the last post! I grabbed a spoon and pop my eyes out of my socket, put them on a clean surface, carve eye sockets into my hands, and insert them into my hand sockets. i even was somehow still able to see through my eyes. i then focussed on the encoded messages in the dop before last to charge this temperature power up, little did i know that when i followed the instructions i would end up in a loop of sorts for days! by doing this i even missed the deadline for my action!

it's not all terrible though, as the power i can use the power i gathered now!

that all being said and explained and such, with my heated up eyehand i poke out the brainiacs eyes, and with my frost hand i freeze off his junk (it's not ice, but it's effective, and unfortunately i need all the effect i can get). afterwards i quickly retreat before he can retaliate. i then warm up the air beneath a supercell thunderstorm that was conveniently always there, the updraft of he warmed up air the makes the clouds spin around real fast making the supercell form a mesocyclone, i the cool down some other air higher up so that is sinks while spinning around the mesocyclone pulling it down and making it narrower until it touches the ground, the storm conveniently goes after the brainiac swallowing him up and disorienting him further.

tl;dr i made a tornado with my temperature powers and sent it after the brainiac.

But i'm not done! as i continue to focus on the other dimension while the brainiac tries to find me, my body starts to change i grow a new set of eyeballs in the normal sockets, and the the eye sockets in my hands close up, leaving only an eye shaped mark on the places where they were. it seems i have have reached peak coolness, and i'm pretty hot too, as i can now make one of my hands reach 0K and the other planck temperature on command, although i still have to concentrate on the other dimension real hard and real long to get those extreme temperatures.

I tell the fucking to kill the murderer.

”I lack gonads and am I not a child, why are you completely wrong in your statement?” The Reptilian’s triangular face makes it hard to determine if its being sincere or mocking, regardless it flicks its tail, noticing omegaPsi. It begins to tense forward an- ”What are you doing?” the advisor spoke to the Reptilian. “You want me to spare this morsel?” It sighs and shape-shifts into HARBINGER OF TRUTH, Alex Jones.

What are you doing? Don’t you know taking rods from men makes you GAY? If you let this Korea Killer to manipulate you and take his rods you’ll get the GAY. I’m trying to wake you up here but I’m afraid you are sleeping and you’ll let the Maniac and Kimmy drag you straight to HELL! Do you wanna go to Hell! Because these guys are servants of the globalists and they’ll do anything to trick and deceive you into become part of there commune of EVIL!

edited 6th Jan '18 7:17:39 AM by SingularSpades

Update XI (11) - The Maniac is Heartless

And this is why you can't shoot him in his heart.

How is this related to your attack? Uh. I have no idea.

I'm pretty sure just posting that posting these words every time you post is the only way I can win. Oh, wait, no, I forgot that I can still take advantage of this. Or rather, the Maniac can. "Don't worry, pal, you don't have to kill yourself. I'll just do it for you." he laughs, punching you in the gut, giving you a feeling you now find familiar. Your soul has been removed, or rather, your absence of a soul, meaning that you are now placed in soul debt. If you want to continue playing, you're gonna have to go to Camp Maniac with Dungkaka and alphaChi. But the Maniac has what he wants.

I don't know what this means but I appreciate your enthusiasm. Consider your soul safe. For now...

Bad News: Kim Jong Un isn't too happy with you doing that, and summons back the rod that he previously warped out of existence. "   날 봐.   " he screeches, and you somehow realize he's saying "Look at me". So instead, you don't look at him, and look at your hands instead, and lo, the rod is in your hands and you have the gay.

Good News: Obviously knowing about the properties of the gay, you know that if you give the rod to omegaPsi, he will get the gay. This means you will stop having the gay, but it also means that he will start having it.

uhhhhhhhh

THE SOUL MACHINE RUMBLES. SOMETHING'S HAPPENING NEXT ROUND. I LIED ABOUT IT BEING THIS ROUND. IT'S ACTUALLY NEXT ROUND. OR MAYBE THE ONE AFTER THAT.. Five souls in total! Current soul outliers: Talesof Under(-1), Dungkaka 1801 (-1), alphaChi (-2). Everyone else has 1.

The Good-ish Guys (emphasis on "ish")

Sentient Foot: 37/57 HP. More menacing than the sentient hand, and also its nemesis or something.

Jake from Pizza Hutt: 12/20 HP. Probably not a secret spy for the CIA. What a shithead!

The Fucking, PHD (in kicking ass): ??? HP. Eldritch abomination.

The Maniac's Cast of Outcasts

Sentient Hand: 2/57 HP. PROTECTED BY KJU!

   Kim Jong Un: 3/3 BP. True colors revealed! Haha. Get it? How do BP work? I don't fucking know.   

omegaPsi: 20/20 HP. Captured by KJU.

The Maniac: 144/150 HP. Knife-handed, no-handed, in a trance.

CROSS-DIMENSIONAL RIFT (don't mess with this part, please)

alphaChi: 9/20 HP. Totally bewildered. Empowered by the covenant! Maybe probably sorta has some other powers.

The Brainiac: 142/150 HP. Wielding a dagger. Nigh impossible to beat on your own, or even with the help of semi-existent players. RUN.

edited 20th Jun '18 9:11:58 AM by TrickleJest

Alucard and i do a team attack aginst kim jong un! As alucard fired his holy bullets i enhance them with fire turning them into a volly of burning bilstic vengance!

edited 9th Jan '18 12:10:37 PM by vjoi

I summon JOHN CENA and tell him to punch Kim Jong Un in the face