Check pockets for something to use.
" I'm the princess! Everyone has to do what I say!"Well, since the GM doesn't even get Internet Humor or Danganronpa V 3 References, I'll just play Gangnam Style on a giant speaker. Fight Korea with Korea.
edited 12th Dec '17 7:35:52 AM by chianticat10
“How long has it been? 23 days?”my soul was stolen?! wth, how did that happen, i didn't even have one to begin with! Is this even possible? welp... anyway, i now somehow have a soul debt, knowing the maniac, he'll probably charge insane interest too... well, i guess i have to collect some. i summon my scythe, which has the sharpest edges you'll ever see, and Reap the hand, hopefully collecting both souls in the plot machine, along side the little piece of the maniac's soul placed deep inside the hand.
edited 12th Dec '17 10:00:08 AM by alphaChi
My, my — the Maniac's actually a godmodder! The Godmodder? Whatever. This revelation causes the Maniac to reveal his true godmodding colours, because obscure internet terminology is definitely a colour.
In the same boat as ALPHA-CHI, really. Didn't expect to have a soul, but apparently I do??? Maybe all of my boys and the poor suckers I made deals with have souls too??? The Maniac can keep it for now.
edited 12th Dec '17 1:18:38 PM by dungkaka1801
Knowing that the GM doesn’t understand internet humor or danganronpa references, I use that to my advantage, bombarding Kim Jong Un with the spiciest of memes and all of the danganronpa killers. Suddenly, due to Danganronpa being mentioned, Beverly (the troper) goes on a rampage and uses her fetishes on Kim. The first few things aren’t so bad, as Kim is simply turned into a smol anthro bunny, but then Bev vores Kim. He plunges into some stomach acid. Considering that stomach acid is strong enough to corrode steel, Kim is dead a million times over. Then a ton of South Koreans boogie on his skeletal bunnylike remains.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”I pull out a finger gun and then i run at supersonic speeds and punch them all rapidly
Progress has it's stepping stones.Update VI (6) - Camp Maniac, the Best-est Camp of All!
태연 티저 보드 티파니 가짜. 루미 루미 냄비 하하. 이 텍스트는 한국어 인 것처럼 보이지만 실제로는 횡설수설합니다.
"pls no burns" "im still recovering from that time i had a rap battle with snoop dogg" "im very sensitive okay"
He then proceeds to slam you over the head with a frying pan.
In the same boat as ALPHA-CHI, really. Didn't expect to have a soul, but apparently I do??? Maybe all of my boys and the poor suckers I made deals with have souls too??? The Maniac can keep it for now.
Souls collected: 3.
"Welcome to Camp Maniac, motherfuckers!" he yells out. Suddenly, alphaChi and Dungkaka 1801 begin choking on thin air, before their coughing and motionless bodies are magically dragged to the Maniac. "I'm sure I could restrain you for good now that you lack souls, but I'm more in favor of fun times than practical methods. And what's more fun that summer camp?" he says, quieter this time, raising one finger up. The bodies of the two interns/campers are dragged up, hanging in the air, akin to a force-choke. He clicks his fingers, and a red cap saying MAGA ("It stands for Maniacs Are Giant Assholes, I swear!") appears on their heads. "Off to work now, both of you, I will not have anyone slacking off in my camp!!" he yells, before warping a chair in front of him and just sitting on it. You don't exactly know what you have to do, though. Did he... really forget to give you your quest? For some reason, you can't bring yourself to actually ask him. Looks like you're just going to have to see what you can do to please him, and maybe he'll give you your soul back. (Note - you can't do anything before the "sidequest" is done, or rather, you can't attack. You're gonna have to cooperate if you wanna get out of this quickly and without any problems. Be curious - except asking the Maniac, that's forbidden).
The PLOT MACHINE™ rumbles with Talesof Under's soul. Three souls in total! Current soul outliers: Talesof Under (0), alphaChi (-1), Dungkaka 1801 (-1).
Sentient Hand: 12/57 HP. Actually, I changed my mind, I wanna live pls.
Kim Jong Un: 네가 날 원하는 걸 알아/그래서 와서 잡아 HP. oppa gangbang style.
The Maniac: 146/150 HP. Riding on Kim Jong Un! Knife-handed and no-handed, also the reaper of souls or some shit.
edited 20th Jun '18 7:10:32 AM by TrickleJest
Murder the Maniac, or the Maniac murders you.Use a Super Star, become invincible and run into them all
shouldn't his favorite genre be RPG and not point and click thoughI kick the maniac in the crotch.
edited 13th Dec '17 10:22:33 AM by chianticat10
“How long has it been? 23 days?”ooooooooooo boi, i get to collaborate with the enemy! i always wanted to do this! anyway, now that i'm hopefully safe from the enemy team i better start making friends! i walk over to kim jong uno, and tell him he's my #1, i then ask him whether he's got an idk, a covenant perhaps, that i could sign.
Attempt to godmod so that the maniac kills himself
HuzzahI break the soul counter, get my soul, then bludgeon the maniac with a huge freaking hammer that says "so you're saying that creativity is a bad idea? I will freaking murder you with a huge freaking hammer that has this message on it."
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”I decide that, if i have to be evil, i'll damn well profit from it, and the only thing i want is revenge. The hand is mine, i'll protect it with my life, until I get to eviscerate it.
I call Pizza Hutt and pay them to deliver me a pizza and rapidly run the maniac over!
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.Pull out a a flying ice cream truck from my pockets
" I'm the princess! Everyone has to do what I say!"Update VII (7) - Jake from Pizza Hutt?
Apparently, Jake is so important that he gets his own color, out of the very limited selection that this website has to offer. I mean, alright, I like this place, but is it that hard to actually introduce hex codes? Come on! It's 2018! Or... is it 2017...? I'm too lazy to actually check the date, and I'm writing this in 2018, so it's 2018 for all I care.
Just kidding, none of that happened, you just fail because you can't godmod.
" Listen, kid, and listen good. Have I got a song for you! Come on, sing along, or your death will come too soon! I don't wanna be derogative, but..."
"FETISHISM ISN'T CREATIVE."
He then takes the hammer out of your hands, makes it even more huge, and slams you into the ground with it.
No event this turn, but you bet your butt something is coming up tomorrow morning. Which is to say, 12 hours or so.
Three souls in total! Current soul outliers: Tales of Under (0), alphaChi (-1), Dungkaka 1801 (-1).
Sentient Hand: 12/57 HP. Actually, I changed my mind, I wanna live pls. Also, I'm protected, yippeeee!
Kim Jong Un: 네가 날 원하는 걸 알아/그래서 와서 잡아 HP. oppa gangbang style.
The Maniac: 146/150 HP. Riding on Kim Jong Un! Knife-handed and no-handed, also the reaper of souls or some shit.
edited 20th Jun '18 7:12:28 AM by TrickleJest
Murder the Maniac, or the Maniac murders you.I declare AC my special b r o. We're in this together, aren't we? I then call my other set of bros, my boys in the Cabinet. With them boys and my sorta-people, I make ripoff games for Project Monarch. Mainly, it's just my Gang of Four.
I connect to one of the Gang of Four, the Maestro. He's the person who provides us with our doses of smugness and pseudo-intellectualism — a deadly concoction capable of neutralising even the most maniacal of malefactors. We talk, and a few minutes later, he lends me one of his OCs.
Sapphos: ???/??? HP.
"I can't describe her to you! I deal in the indescribable."
This, uh, Sapphos-looking girl, poisons all of n3rd_d4sh's food.
네가 나를 만지면 나는 너의 거시기를자를거야, 너는 소아 성 애자 야. 내가 너를 해칠 수 없기 때문에 너는 운이 좋다. 언약을 줘, 내가 바로 그 자리에서 널 죽이지 않을거야!
I take the covenant and sign it. i feel the power coursing through my veins, giving me a new awareness of the battlefield... maybe. anyways... Yes dungkaka, my peculiar b r o t h e r , we are in this together! with this revelation i actually some random shield to protect the hand. what do you mean those to things don't have anything to do with eachother? Nobody even asked you silent disembodied voice!
Knowing the time for action is now, I fly into the air and in a spectacle of fire I transform into my true form!
I am vjoi, and I am a Charzard!
edited 14th Dec '17 12:59:20 PM by vjoi
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.bump
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.Summon a large sentient foot, hopefully this one is more villainous then the hand, and ask it to stomp the maniac
HuzzahI use the truck to smash the murderer like a tiny bug.
" I'm the princess! Everyone has to do what I say!"I get a Death Note and ask the Maniac his name.
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.I punch the maniac and the Hand
Progress has it's stepping stones.
Update V (5) - Illegal Alienation!
당신이 정말로 당신의 오락을 위해이 문장들을 번역하는 것보다 지루합니까? 서투른.
No reaped souls this turn! Too bad, so sad. You did manage to, surprisingly, harm the Maniac again this turn. Obviously, have a reward! It's around here somewhere... uhmm.... here!
The only thing the Maniac can do at this point is attempt to seek out some glue, you know, to glue his chopped off his chopped left arm into his right stub. Definitely a good idea, will definitely end well. "Hey, Kimmy J? Got any god damn fucking glue I can use to god damn glue my hand back in?" he yells out, stepping in KJU's general direction. The latter, looking at him, eyes glowing, screeches something like " 그 완곡어법 인가요? 내 아이들을 원해? 내가 원하는 걸 줄 수있어, 큰 소년. " "Well, that's just too bad." the Maniac yells out again, trying to figure out how he can get any glue.
Sentient Hand: 32/57 HP. Actually, I changed my mind, I wanna live pls.
Kim Jong Un: 네가 날 원하는 걸 알아/그래서 와서 잡아 HP. oppa gangbang style.
The Maniac: 146/150 HP. Riding on Kim Jong Un! Knife-handed and no-handed, also the reaper of souls or some shit.
edited 20th Jun '18 7:08:24 AM by TrickleJest
Murder the Maniac, or the Maniac murders you.