Muahahhahahaha!
I am the amazingly evil, all powerful Helm!
Helm is revealed to just be Random in a motorcycle helmet at a laptop.
With my armies of semi-coherent henchmen monsters, and cold unfeeling robots which I'm not using to cry to, I will conquer the world!
Or at least, the small town our agency's in.
Then maybe a few...other towns!
Then the state, then the country, and then the WORLD!
Baby steps, Helm.
Ran- Er, Helm would sit down at a meeting table.
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
"Avast! Argh!" The Deer Tick flopped in.
"Hello fellow villains! ''Tis I, the Deer-Tick! Bloodsucker of Southern California! But in reality I am simply mild blood drive owner, Brigham Ixodes!"
Huzzah
Billion Dollar Babies
Changeplantman walks in.
"Uh... Hello, fellow villains! I am Changeplantman. With my ability to change any plant into any other plant, I will takeover the world, somehow..."
edited 6th Sep '17 7:38:42 AM by TotallyNotAnAlien
No more Mr. Nice Guy / No more Mr. Clean / No more Mr. Nice Guy / They say, "he's sick, he's obscene!"
*Vague plotting intensifies*
"I am... Dark Zero!"
The lights flicker, and parts fail so that the rest of the room is still illuminated, but I am left in darkness.
"Yeah, that just kinda happens."
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
"Alright, fellow-feathered friends of misdeed, what plans shall you utter to your clear de-facto leader, the Deer Tick?" says the Deer Tick.
edited 6th Sep '17 7:49:53 AM by TacoBadger
Huzzah
Hydraloonie
Hello fellow villains i am....The THEATRE KING i have the power of THEATRE.
Progress has it's stepping stones.
"Defacto leader?"
Helm would burst into laughter, before pushing a button, dispensing a genuinely terrifying one eyed robot from the wall behind him.
I AM HERE TO DELIVER HUGS AND MORAL SUPPORT.
"Quiet, Quadraxis, trying to intimidate them."
OH. I AM SORRY. WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO WRITE AN APOLOGY NOTE?"
"No, I wouldn't-"
WRITING.
edited 6th Sep '17 7:57:41 AM by RandomWriter413
Not an evil Thievul
(A magic green, ten foot tall and bipedal dragon lumbers in.)
Ye can call me Repeatin' Richard. (he says.) The greatest dragon that ever lived! Everyone will be sorry they ain't like me sooner or later...soon everyone will be like me and love me!
(Repeating Richard walks up to a random Red Shirt he brought in with him and touches them on the shoulder. The Red Shirt is immediately turned into another Richard.)
'Hoy, matey, how are ye? (Richard asks the second Richard.)
Jest fine, cap'n. (the second Richard says.)
Great...now git outta here. (Richard says, shoving the second Richard out of the room.)
(Repeating Richard turns to the others in the room.) Let this be a lesson to the lot of ye! Ye make make me mad, ye become me and ye won't make me mad ever again!
(He walks up to the others and sits down on his haunches.) Now what are we doin', mateys? (Richard asks, somewhat begrudgingly.)
"Lucian, don’t be afraid, we’ll make it through this."
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
"Gentlemen, we all know I'm the leader. I practically run this whole show!"
Huzzah
see you, space cowboy.
"What a goofy bunch..." A girl in the shadows says. Stepping out, she reveals herself to be a very short brunette girl (looking about 5 feet even) wearing a pretty unassuming white tee-shirt and khaki shorts.
"Pegging yourself as a big bad will only make you a target! If you have to do something like that, you must be sure everyone follows ya!" She says this after striking a rather silly pose.
"No. In order to be realistic, you must be unassuming. That is how I, Cecelia Thorburn, got where I am now!"
edited 6th Sep '17 8:54:38 AM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.
Not an evil Thievul
Yeah, sure. I need to be the leader! (says Richard.) I could turn the lot of ye into more of me or a bunch of bugs if I wanted to. Preferably the former. Ye want me to do that to ye?
"Lucian, don’t be afraid, we’ll make it through this."
see you, space cowboy.
"WUZZAT A THREAT, BIG GUY?!" Cecelia suddenly takes as threatening a pose as she can to intimidate Richard.
... Given her stature, especially compared to the giant in front of her, she's having a hard time.
Long live the New Bev.
Not an evil Thievul
Yer jest askin' to be another me, ain't ya, kid? (Richard says, lumbering over to Cecelia threateningly.)
"Lucian, don’t be afraid, we’ll make it through this."
see you, space cowboy.
"..."
This was a big mistake. Her eyes dilate in fear when it sinks in what's happening.
"W-Well, I..."
She sits down, trying not to make eye contact.
Long live the New Bev.
Not an evil Thievul
Yer lucky I'm in a good mood so I don't actually follow through with turnin' ye into another me... (Richard says, sitting back down and snorting in Cecelia's direction for good measure.)
"Lucian, don’t be afraid, we’ll make it through this."
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
"Little lady, I am suited best to be the leader. Besides, I'm hard to kill."
Huzzah
Blitzy....
The Ape King appears. A massive bipedal blue ape, he's tall and muscled. He's wielding two gauntlets, made of wood.
" I'm going to be the leaders, insolent ones.."
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
"A little late for that call, Grape Ape," jokes the Deer Tick.
edited 6th Sep '17 11:30:58 AM by TacoBadger
Huzzah
see you, space cowboy.
"I-It's really best we all work on the same page. Like, if we're all the leader, nobody can touch us, right?"
Cecelia may have been in over her head joining this league.
Long live the New Bev.
Jester of the Birbal Court
"People please this could be a republic and have no leader." says a dude in a red lab coat and goggles trying way too hard to get across his theme is mad science.
edited 6th Sep '17 11:44:17 AM by MovieReference
The Prodigal Son returns.
see you, space cowboy.
"Yeah, what the scientist is saying!" She jumps a little.
Long live the New Bev.
Not an evil Thievul
(Richard crosses his arms and snorts in annoyance, looking disdainfully at his peers.)
Why haven't I jest changed all these people already...? (He grumbles to himself.)
edited 6th Sep '17 12:05:42 PM by kablammin45
"Lucian, don’t be afraid, we’ll make it through this."
Jester of the Birbal Court
"Daw Mr.Gwumble is upset because he can't be weadaw." Dixon says trying to provoke his peer into showing him his powers.
The Prodigal Son returns.
see you, space cowboy.
She cowers again, clearly scared of Richard in general.
"C-Cuz I'm small, cute and lovable?"
Long live the New Bev.
You don't necessarily need superpowers in order to be a great villain, so if you want to be a Badass Normal for this you can.
Now to get in character....
Welcome to the League of.... well shoot, we haven't yet decided on a name to call our group since we just formed this alliance. Well regardless, I welcome any villain to join us!
Since we're civilized villains we do have a few standards around here where the line is drawn, such as:
edited 6th Sep '17 12:56:25 PM by TheGamechanger
The League of Heroes