Avatars: The Series

Like Tropers: The Series but with our avatars.

Episode 1: Our Avatars Go To An Amusement Park

We are going to an amusement park.

Wacky hijinks will ensue.

This is a forum game.

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edited 5th Jul '17 6:45:10 PM by ZeroL

"Where are the Arcade Machines?"

"I don't know, but I'm gonna go burn down all of the candy stalls!"

"Ah, so this is the filthy hyumin excuse for entertai- Eh? I mean, hello, fellow hyumins! I am here to devour some disgusting food products, ride incredibly poor excuses for rides, and am most certainly not here to do any form of evil plot whatsoever." Zim'd state, as he received some looks at the entrance.

Then, he'd whistle a small tune, while walking towards one of the booths.

"So this is what humans do to pass the time. How interesting." Zol muttered, before wandering aimlessly into the park and subsequently ignoring the screams of terror.

Zim would turn, hearing the glorious screams of the filthy hyumi- Er, fellow humans, which meant he should be screaming too!

Aaaaaaaaah. Zim would say, barely trying. Luckily, most humans are idiots.

Then, as everyone continued to panic, he approached the popcorn vendor, and grabbed a bucket, for the shopkeep had fled.

Professor Toothy floats towards Zim at top speed.

"Popcorn's bad for your teeth, bitch!" he screams as he knocks the popcorn out of Zim's hand and replaces it with a lamb chop.

"Eat up that spicy lamb chop."

Luigi gave Professor Toothy a look, then started walking off as if nothing happened. He had just helped his brother, Mario, save Princess Peach yet again, and decided to visit the park as a way to relax.

Oh my! The monsters in the underground were never this rude! Professor, let them eat just one atom of junk food.

"JUNK FOOD IS EVIL AND SHOULD BE OBLITERATED FROM THIS EARTH. I like your face-steak though."

Facesteak? Hmm..... F Steak? I think you're confusing Undertale with Hiimdaisy.

Elder Princess Shroob pilots the Shroob Mothership to the amusement park.

Zim would hiss, only to eye the retreating plumber, and the giant tooth now yelling at him to eat chopped lambs.

INSOLENT PROFESSOR! MY TEETH ARE PERFECTLY NORMAL, AND DO NOT REQUIRE YOUR CHOPPED LAMBS! I'm just a hyuminy human, after all! Zim would state, as he eyed the ship approaching the parking lot.

Then, he eyed the house of mirrors.

If I could refract a laser...

Elder Princess Shroob landed next to Luigi. She exited the mothership and saw him. "You..." she said.

"I'm sensing some tension out of you. Here, have another laaaaaaaamb choooooooop!" Professor Toothy says, throwing another lamb chop at Zim.

Luigi glanced at his enemy, not expecting her to be present at the amusement park. "Princess Shroob! What are you doing here?"

Elder Princess Shroob does not respond, only returning into the mothership, then deploying a huge amount of smaller UF Os.

"That's a lot of spaceships." says Professor Toothy, still throwing lamb chops at Zim.

edited 6th Jul '17 6:23:13 PM by Penroses

All of the UF Os fire at Luigi. At once. One misses, however, and hits a toothpaste stand. Yes, those exist, for some reason.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Professor Toothy drops to his...well, he doesn't have knees, so he floats to the ground and cries out in misery over the death of the toothpaste stand.

Luigi screamed and ran from the UF Os pursuing him

Braev leaps in from nowhere and cuts one of the UFOs in half with his giant sword.

"That's pretty badass."

Zim would take another hit, and hiss at the meat- AA Ah, it burns!

Then, with an irritated look to Elder Princess Shroob's fleet, which was ruining his plans for evilll- er, his plans for the day, Zim would walk towards the house of mirrors, whistling at regular humans.

"Alien invasion! Call the national guard! Call NASA! Call your families! And remember, the best thing to do is keep your heads down in subservience every time aliens invade."

Once inside, he'd begin pulling out several odd pieces of equipment, duct tape, and a beaver, some adhesive medical strips, and a collection of glow sticks.