i lived bitch
RESULT: Test denied.
Result: A modified version of SCP-1853 is produced, which reduces the intensity of over-competitive behavioral changes in test subjects, however the performance enhancements have also been greatly reduced as well.
Test: Use SCP-294
to order a cup of "magic", and then have a D-class test subject consume it.
Result: The D-class got into a drugged-up, happy state before said D-class started to shoot red laser beams from his eyes and fly all over the place. Just to save on resources, said D-class was lured into SCP-682's chamber to dispose of him. The D-class I mean, not SCP-682 as I just know that wouldn't be enough to dispose of him.
Test: Make a TV show that serves as a counter to that damn clown's "kids program", having said show teach positive lessons we actually want kids to learn. This show is supposed to be a competitor of sorts, so not only should it be genuinely funny but if it proves successful then as part of this experiment that damn clown ought to eventually learn about it.
The League of Heroes
Result: The kids' show project is canceled, because some higher-level bureaucrat rejected the idea of inserting mind-controlling anomalies into any public television programming. Even if it was meant with good intentions.
Test: Simultaneously infect a dying D-class subject with a mixture of SCP-008
, SCP-217, SCP-447, and SCP-610, and see what happens next!
Edited by AHI-3000 on Oct 23rd 2021 at 11:46:45 AM
Result: Human-682 is transformed back into Normal-682 (i.e. as the same giant reptilian monster he used to be). Additional request to take away SCP-420-J has been denied.
Test: Perform experiments on the possibility of using SCP-500-J
as a living weapon against other humanoids and hostile SCP entities.