More things that Dr. Bright is not allowed to do at the SCP Foundation

323. Dr Bright is no longer allowed access to ANY portals to other planets,galaxies,universes etc.

323a) No,you can’t “make All Tomorrows real by contacting the Qu”,either. It’s already real,ok? And also,have you SEEN the Colonials?

Edited by IC1101 on Sep 27th 2021 at 9:04:02 AM

324) Dr Bright is not allowed to list "Florida Man" as an SCP. Or the state of Florida. Or anything in Florida that isn't actually anomalous

• 324 a: No Dr Bright, you can't invalid this rule because you drew me as a soyjak and yourself as a chad

Edited by RJ-19-CLOVIS-93 on Oct 24th 2021 at 12:48:04 AM

325) Dr. Bright is not to loophole ANYTHING in this document by "I drew you as the soy wojak!".

Edited by Chibi-Robo on Nov 27th 2021 at 12:03:46 PM

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325a) Nor circumvent this rule by referring it to a "Soyjack".

325b) Or any other variation of this term, either.

325 (revised): Dr. Bright is not allowed to do anything involving wojacks ever.

326: Dr. Bright is not allowed to turn anyone into a card.

327: Dr. Bright is not allowed to create a Foundation TCG

328: Nor is he allowed to mess with anyone’s cellular device so the top of the touch keypad is way too high.

329: Dr Bright cant create a "SCP fighting game".

329A: Yes, even if the public cant play it.

Edited by Chibi-Robo on Nov 27th 2021 at 6:00:57 AM

330-Dr Bright is not to use SCP-009 as an ingredient in Kool-Aid any flavored drink. No, not even if he's ordered to terminate something.

331-Dr Bright is not a memetic hazard "On second thought, we may need to test this"-O5 - [REDACTED]

Edited by RJ-19-CLOVIS-93 on Nov 28th 2021 at 2:39:54 AM

332: Dr Bright cannot use "you fell off + ratio + L + youngboy made a better covid vaccine 😭 + nobody cares + like this if youtube is afraid of tik tok" as an excuse.

332A: Or any version of that.

Edited by Chibi-Robo on Nov 27th 2021 at 10:02:49 AM

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Edited by Chibi-Robo on Nov 28th 2021 at 8:33:44 AM

333: Dr Bright is not allowed to claim this list is non-canon in order to exonerate himself

334. Dr. Bright may not order his lunch from SCP-971.
335. Dr. Bright is not allowed to auction off SCP-3660 and advertise it on furry image boards give away any SCP any items belonging to the Foundation for any reason.
336. Dr. Bright is forbidden from attempting to convince anyone that he doesn't exist and that he is a figment of their imagination.
337. Don't even THINK about requesting SCP-610 from SCP-294!
338. Dr. Bright may not designate D-class personnel annoying junior staffers anomalous waste non-anomalous waste this list anything as SCP-048 with the intent of getting rid of it.
339. Stop throwing things at SCP-409. Are you TRYING to get us all killed?
340. Dr. Bright may not post a "memetic hazard compilation" on YouTube.
341. Dr. Bright is not allowed to spend a billion yen on a single item from an unpowered SCP-261 Again. No, you may not feed it to 682. Given the fact that he did this a second time, Bright is no longer allowed unsupervised access to SCP-261.
342. Dr. Bright is no longer allowed to play any kind of card game following the "096 of Spades" incident.
343. Dr. Bright may not mail SCP-184 to Site 19 any site anywhere ever again. Remember what happened to P.O. Box ███?

Edited by OopityDoop on Dec 30th 2021 at 9:21:20 AM

344: Dr bright is not allowed to bring peanut butter to site-19 any site

345: Dr Bright is not allowed to change SCP-963's object class to Thaumiel. Or Archon. Or any object class but Euclid.

346: No Dr Bright, just because you're immortal doesn't mean you can post SCP-2718 in creepypasta forums. If you do we'll take SCP-963 from you and put it on a D-class serving Apollyon duty

347: While most foundation staff are allowed to participate in a meme war with Gamers Against Weed, Dr Bright is right out of it

Edited by RJ-19-CLOVIS-93 on Dec 31st 2021 at 11:08:39 PM

348: No Dr Bright, you cant list Among Us media you dont like ANY form of media anything at all as cognito hazards

Edited by Chibi-Robo on Jan 1st 2022 at 10:21:23 AM

(I accidentally double-posted, so I got rid of the first one)

Edited by IC1101 on Jan 1st 2022 at 11:54:01 AM

349: No, you cannot tell people near ANY body of water about SCP-1128 to “recreate Jaws”.

350. Dr. Bright may not offer a million dollar prize to anyone who can solo the remainder of SCP-????-J. IC 1101, you put 349 twice.

Edited by OopityDoop on Jan 1st 2022 at 4:18:55 AM

351: Dr Bright is not allowed to make his autobiography one of the SCP-001 proposals. The fact you can bypass the memetic kill agent doesn't mean you have permission to look at it, it's just something we should've anticipated with your immortality

• Addendum: We really out to update the memetic kill agent (O5-DATA EXPUNGED)

Edited by RJ-19-CLOVIS-93 on Jan 1st 2022 at 9:53:28 PM

352. I should not have to say this, Bright, but it is just downright cruel and excessive to found a Mobile Task Force dedicated to terminating "the jackass who parked diagonally next to my spot".

353. Dr. Bright is no longer allowed to submit any SCP created by Are We Cool Yet? in any art contests.

353a. No, Bright, you cannot submit it even if you say you traced it.

353b. Not even if you got someone else to do the art themselves.

Edited by Ore-O on Jan 1st 2022 at 1:49:52 PM

354: Dr Bright is not allowed to get into an art contest with Are We Cool Yet, unless it's an undercover investigation for any reason

355: Dr Bright is not allowed to start a meme war with Gamers Against Weed, even if he insists he can win it

• 335a: Yes Dr Bright, we do have controllable memetic hazards. We don't use them on GAW.

Edited by RJ-19-CLOVIS-93 on Jan 16th 2022 at 3:09:48 AM

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356. Furries are not SCPs.

• The fandom is not SCP-621-J.

• Nothing in the Foundation has the designation SCP-621-J at this time.

• Dr. Bright may not designate the furry fandom SCP-621-J.

• Dr. Bright may not give the furry fandom SCP status.

Edited by OopityDoop on Apr 2nd 2022 at 4:28:08 AM

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