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Clockwork_Heart Scorpio LAT “Leiurus-V” from Sector 478 Since: Aug, 2017 Relationship Status: I'm Clockwork and she's Quartz
Scorpio LAT “Leiurus-V”
kablammin45 Not an evil Thievul from New Pines (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Not an evil Thievul
#77: Feb 20th 2018 at 1:46:40 PM

H to the O to the S to the E to the D...

"Lucian, don’t be afraid, we’ll make it through this."
Murataku Jer gets all the girls from Straya Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Jer gets all the girls
#78: Feb 20th 2018 at 2:38:09 PM

...How are you managing this without hands. -nudges away with foot- Badly, that's how.

Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
inkoalawetrust GAIA from The Gap Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Desperate
#79: Mar 7th 2018 at 2:57:21 AM

I quickly call the police and grab a knife.

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inkoalawetrust GAIA from The Gap Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Desperate
#80: Jul 5th 2018 at 7:36:03 AM

bump

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Emperor_Ing The Senate from Lunar Area 32 Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
The Senate
#81: Jul 8th 2018 at 5:01:59 AM

They will probably destroy my house as well, and yes. I’m compelled to ask why an entire country is robbing my house.

How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
Some_Person He'll take the case! from Land of Maple Syrup and Hockey Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Chocolate!
He'll take the case!
#82: Jul 8th 2018 at 5:41:12 AM

They've got magical powers so I'd say they'll probably succeed.

Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.
Murataku Jer gets all the girls from Straya Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Jer gets all the girls
#83: Jul 8th 2018 at 6:27:14 AM

Wait, isn't this a sin, man? Not cool.

Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
Ooglyeye Hanako from Jacksonville, NC Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
Hanako
#84: Jul 16th 2018 at 6:08:26 AM

HEEEEEEEEEYYYYY!!!!!!!!! HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND!!!!!!!!!! IT'S ILLEGAL TO BREAK INTO PEOPLE'S HOUSES!!!!!! I'm calling the police.

When given a choice between right or kind. Choose Kind. - Wonder by RJ Pallacio.
inkoalawetrust GAIA from The Gap Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Desperate
#85: Jul 16th 2018 at 7:57:11 AM

Time to call the police and grab that old heavy wooden stick in the storage room.

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Murataku Jer gets all the girls from Straya Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Jer gets all the girls
#86: Jul 29th 2018 at 6:46:49 PM

Well, I don't exactly have a house anymore...

Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
RandomWriter413 Since: Feb, 2016
#87: Jul 30th 2018 at 4:53:49 AM

To the pistol!

Wait. I should probably call 911 first.

Okay, now to the pistol!

inkoalawetrust GAIA from The Gap Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Desperate
#88: Jul 30th 2018 at 8:32:23 AM

Time to run away.

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Emperor_Ing The Senate from Lunar Area 32 Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
Murataku Jer gets all the girls from Straya Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Jer gets all the girls
#90: Aug 5th 2018 at 12:17:01 AM

.....Dammit, you're too adorable to kick out. Um. Please leave. Please?

Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
inkoalawetrust GAIA from The Gap Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Desperate
#91: Aug 5th 2018 at 5:25:28 AM

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE

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Ghostninja109 from there, not here. Since: Aug, 2011
#92: Aug 5th 2018 at 3:50:24 PM

I'm as good as dead if they see me.

RandomWriter413 Since: Feb, 2016
#93: Aug 14th 2018 at 11:20:24 AM

CRAP-

-ineffective wailing-

TheSilverShroud Underworld Angel from a tower of golems Since: Mar, 2017 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Emperor_Ing The Senate from Lunar Area 32 Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
The Senate
#95: Aug 15th 2018 at 7:09:43 PM

-Flees from house, holding phone and curtain rod-

-calls 911 about some crazy person who might be on fire breaking into my house-

-continues fleeing-

How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
EeveeGirlChey Not stupid or expendable. from the Liberator Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
AgentKirin Since: Aug, 2017
Murataku Jer gets all the girls from Straya Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Jer gets all the girls
#98: Sep 14th 2018 at 1:57:16 AM

Do I even have a house now?

Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
inkoalawetrust GAIA from The Gap Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Desperate
dave_the_assassin Light and Hope from France, New World Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Light and Hope
#100: Oct 13th 2018 at 7:35:10 AM

(immediately commits suicide)

Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."

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