PINNACLE OF MAN
A lava lamp. Purple.
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Maou stares at the earthling.
Who do you think I am? This is unfit not only for my pride, but for my strong figure. Get out and take this disgusting excuse for clothing back with you!
edited 3rd Apr '17 11:05:27 AM by arcada188
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
see you, space cowboy.
An ugly Christmas sweater.
Uhh... what do I do with this?
4Kids-tan hugs it awkwardly?
edited 3rd Apr '17 11:07:58 AM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.
Blitzy....
A body pillow.
Thanks, I guess.
edited 6th Apr '17 10:50:00 AM by CyberController
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PINNACLE OF MAN
A Shantae-sized mermaid doll.
...Ew.
edited 5th Apr '17 10:44:53 AM by arcada188
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
Fits in Heavy's pocket!
Um, some dead mice or something?
taSTy BEAn! goOD FriEND!
edited 4th Apr '17 7:25:06 AM by Murataku
The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.
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I'll feed you a Poké Bean. 
"I'll give this one to my brother Mikey."
and i'll give this one to my brother papy— ya got a bro, too?
"Yeah, and he also wears red, just like your brother!"
cool, we have sew much more in common that we thought!
(they give each other a high five before bursting into laughter)
edited 4th Apr '17 9:20:34 AM by TroperNo9001
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
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Two red hoodies.
Ah, thanks, sir. I can pay the bills for several years with this! Oh, you are too kind.
*shows check to his mother*
edited 4th Apr '17 9:17:34 AM by fdiaperhead
↳ Redirecting to Mvfl G.
see you, space cowboy.
A check for $2,000.
Man, not a fan of dogs. They're the reason I got these N I G H T M A R E E A R S
edited 4th Apr '17 9:12:13 AM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.
Blitzy....
A dog.
I'm not into that type of magic...
edited 6th Apr '17 10:48:43 AM by CyberController
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see you, space cowboy.
A flashlight.
Okay, so what? I just...
Mae's pupils widen as it kicks in.
Woah... my hand is, like... woah.
edited 5th Apr '17 11:02:42 AM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.
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Catnip 
"I don't need this. I can come up with my own puns on the fly!" (Flaps his arms)
i've got a better one than that.
(Sans shows Carlos his joke book. He opens it to reveal a book about quantum physics, then opens that one to reveal another joke book, then opens that one to reveal another quantum physics book, and so on.)
"Ow, my head hurts from seeing that."
okay i'll stop now. (Closes the book)
"Mind if I borrow it? I'm gonna show this to Dorothy Ann!"
edited 5th Apr '17 11:35:50 AM by TroperNo9001
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
PINNACLE OF MAN
A book of puns.
The Knifeman looks at the knife.
Sure.
He thinks it's stupid, but does not say that.
edited 6th Apr '17 7:20:06 AM by arcada188
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
see you, space cowboy.
A knife shaped like a dolphin.
struggling to pick it up.
doesn't have proper hands, can't do it.
... You must be having a real laugh.
edited 6th Apr '17 5:22:22 AM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.
Braids From S286 Not Included
A magic wand.
"Puns are our specialty, but you can't beat the classics."
they might sound cheesy nowadays, but these have aged pretty well.
edited 6th Apr '17 10:31:59 AM by TroperNo9001
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Professional Professionalist
A really old joke book
Look Osomatsu-san! Someone gave me a comic book about you!
A what? Osomatsu grabs it from Bakabon's hand. Oh, oh my, this is....! You didn't already read this, did you?
Nuh uh!
Well, I'll be keeping it for now and proceed to burn it.
Can I at least read it first?
It's not for kids.
edited 6th Apr '17 10:53:47 AM by arimothereindeer
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
Blitzy....
Doujins.
He's so sweet...
edited 6th Apr '17 3:23:33 PM by CyberController
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see you, space cowboy.
A doggo.
Oh my god... I really have to eat these now, don't I?
edited 7th Apr '17 3:52:16 AM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.
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Here's a Poké Puff.
"Time to do some stand-up comedy!"
wait, didn't we do that already?
edited 6th Apr '17 7:43:05 PM by TroperNo9001
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Two microphones, each with a stand.
Well...thanks.
edited 6th Apr '17 8:09:36 PM by ActualBeatrice
The Superstar of the Supernatural World! (debatable)
The Best Worst Psychonaut
A bottle of antidepressants and a pair of fluffy pink bunny slippers. He sorely looks like he needs them.
*Checks to see if anyone's looking*
Huh. Um... I guess... thanks, man. Yeah, thanks.
*Snatches it away and takes it into a dark alley to lick in secrecy* Stupid fuckin' nice humans and their stupid fuckin' delicious ice cream...
edited 6th Apr '17 8:21:23 PM by PresidentStalkeyes
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
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A Casteliacone. I love feeding the Pokemon here.
(Sans throws it away before Carlos can see it. No dirty puns were made that day.)
edited 6th Apr '17 10:20:24 PM by TroperNo9001
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Blitzy....
Some Undertail art.
It's a nice movie. Especially the genie, even though it doesn't make much sense for him to be male.
edited 7th Apr '17 3:04:17 PM by CyberController
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Professional Professionalist
Aladdin on VHS
He emerges from the sea of girls, covered in kiss marks.
Me can live with this zansu...
edited 10th Apr '17 5:56:50 AM by arimothereindeer
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
The rules are simple, think up a gift, then give them to the above avatar. Then the avatar will react to said gift.
edited 3rd Apr '17 11:01:13 AM by CyberController
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