Sovereign of the World Nation
A statue that was supposed to commemorate a solemn event was transformed into something funny because the arhitect, who was secretly a squirrel lover, decided that it was a bright idea to surround the statue with stone nuts... Needless to say, nobody was amused by this when the arhitect revealed himself as the one who modified the statue.
"Them... THEM! What about me? What about your precious little sister?!... You still don't get it, do you? You... are... MINE! And I won't let anyone else take you away from me!"
I believe that true beauty and nobility comes only in battles with others, and human life should be given the utmost respect.
PINNACLE OF MAN
A demon to an interdimensional clone of Adolf Hitler, after the latter refuses to repeat his original's fate.
"Please... Please, don't kill me. I have lived on Earth for 18 years. I have a family to feed! A human family!"
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
Sovereign of the World Nation
A centaur refugee who somehow managed to blend in with human society and have a family, is ambushed by a demon. The centaur desperately tries to convince the demon to spare him, but to no avail...
"I TRUSTED YOU! I trusted you, thinking that I finally had someone believe in what I've said about the conspiracy surrounding the Archbishop Talis... and look what that trust got me into!"
I believe that true beauty and nobility comes only in battles with others, and human life should be given the utmost respect.
Dwar of Helium
A paranormal investigator discovers his client is actually working for the Big Bad.
"Where's my nacho cowboy hat?"
Now, I'm going to ask you that question once more. And if you say no, I'm going to shoot you through the head. - John Cleese
Hydraloonie
A Nacho themed superhero who retired returns, and the first thing he asks is where is trademark hat went.
"Boy, everyone is stupid except me"
Progress has it's stepping stones.
why u hurt Stockcar-chan?
Aerith and all her friends try to stick their heads into the sand like desert birds, all the while Bob, another one of her friends, is wondering why.
"How do you do, Tree?"
I'm feeling nice, so here's a nice, not meme related, rendition of The Final Countdown
my current job
A Dreamspeaker is speaking to the tree spirit. He talks to him often enough to be on a casual basis with him, and the tree's name is, conveniently "Tree".
"Aha! A Shepherd Spy!"
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Someone who really likes their lawn not trampled is talking to someone who just got forty uplifted African Elephants as a result of winning a contest.
"BY THE POWER OF SPARKLES AND MAGIC YOU SHALL NOW HAVE BABIES" - Starclan 5/21/17 "What is it, land on Luigi day?" - Luigi"It is I who added the nuts to that statue!"