Aw jeez, someone get out the Bat Signal...
Currently Working On: Incorruptible Pure PurenessIt’s just 1 ghost from pokemon. Just sic the entire pokemon go community on him.
"I just need one of you to come here to give your life to the sun god. It will be for the monkey city's glory."Where is the army?
Rumors about my death were greatly exaggerated... Yet.They get merked by the local cops.
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.Uhh, how do you plan to get that boat onto land?
Ever wanted to see the most inexplicably horrifying intro to a game ever?Clearly his plan is to sue the entire united states, don't ask me how he plans to win.
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"Gets arrested.
I don’t want to hear anything. I don’t want to see anything, or speak anything…Nah, I think invading the US is against Raiden's ideology.
"Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - CarmineTryin’ to follow in yer mums footsteps, I see?
"Listen up, Marina, because this is SUPER important. Whatever you do, don't eat th“ “DON'T EAT WHAT?! Your text box ran out of space!”They have siren powers. They could win.
"I just need one of you to come here to give your life to the sun god. It will be for the monkey city's glory."... I think United States isn't the only place that got invaded.
We lose BTW.
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"Oh god...
I can't think of a good signature.She probably won't succeed, even though she has the personality.
"Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine
Trump eh? Don't all political candidates do that anyways via election campaigns?
The League of HeroesIt’s Lord English, it’s safe to say we’re doomed.
SKREEEEEEEONK!
The war against machines has started.
Rumors about my death were greatly exaggerated... Yet.There goes earth.
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"I assume we can route him. The attack probably lasts about a day.
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"Know your place, fool."i... i dont think thats how it works
I look to the stars... but that's mostly because there isn't anything else interestingIt's Skynet all over again!
I don’t want to hear anything. I don’t want to see anything, or speak anything…Uh oh.
"Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine
Random soldier snipes him before he can snap(and likely fail).
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"
Bowser apparently invades the Mushroom Kingdom and allies on the reg, and he doesn’t have US military strength, so it’ll be fine.