I'm back, I guess.
You like dark chocolate? It's getting very dark outside, we should have... you know what.
Rose The Bear
I can't think of a good signature.
The Draftsman of Doom
I want to Espresso myself to you, boy. In so many ways.
Demon
five.
![[nja]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/user_ninja_2074.png "[nja]"){kind=small}
You have some demonically good looks.
Sonic the Hedgehog (2019)
Edited by pingastroper on May 28th 2019 at 6:43:03 AM
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The Draftsman of Doom
Are you fast, like sonic? Here, have these rings.
Starbucks.
Edited by SkyCat32 on May 28th 2019 at 6:44:59 AM
Your friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man.
A Kitsune Balancing Act
I'll have your love in a trenta please.
Nintendo
Sturgeon's Law is too YMMV for page examples, so WHY is it not a YMMV trope!?
The Draftsman of Doom
Are you Bowser? Because I'd like to go-kart with you sometime.
Lemons.
Edited by SkyCat32 on May 29th 2019 at 11:54:47 AM
Your friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man.
Light and Hope
You sweeten this sour heart of mine.
Battle
Edited by dave_the_assassin on May 29th 2019 at 10:57:50 PM
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."
The Draftsman of Doom
I'm back, I guess.
You like Beethoven? Because I like you!
Japanese
I can't think of a good signature.
The Draftsman of Doom
Are you Japanese? Because I'd love to be your own personal senpai.
New York City.
Edited by SkyCat32 on Feb 9th 2021 at 7:33:23 AM
Your friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man.
Light and Hope
Try not to sandwich post too much, it gets on people's nerves sometimes.
When I'm with you, I can fly all the way to Manhattan.
Cheese 
Edited by dave_the_assassin on May 29th 2019 at 11:07:01 PM
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."
Baby, I hope this doesn't come off as too cheesy, but you are dairy bluetiful.
Band-aid.
You a band-aid, honey, cuz I stick right to you and I can't take you off.
Alcohol
I'm Huney B now. Okay?
The Draftsman of Doom
Are you Smirnoff? Because I want your scent on my breath.
Glock Handguns.
Your friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man.
The Draftsman of Doom
Are you a Glock? Because... something something perfection.
Drummers.
Your friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man.
Discarded and Feeling Blue
Are you a bad drummer? You make my heart go off-beat!
Salad
Currently Working On: Incorruptible Pure Pureness
The Draftsman of Doom
Are you a house salad? I want you without any dressing.
Edited by SkyCat32 on Jul 29th 2019 at 10:09:10 AM
Your friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man.
The Draftsman of Doom
Can you swing from a thread? I'll be looking overhead.
Crickets.
Your friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man.
The Draftsman of Doom
Are you a cricket? I want you to be one of the sounds a camper hears at night when you're with me.
Baloons.
Your friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man.
Hey girl, are you a balloon? Cause I'd hold on to you all day long. god that was awful
Nukes
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
real eyes realise real lies. william fries
Are you a nuke? Because you're so beautiful it blows my mind!
Toilets
Im on a long hiatus/quitted because im burnt out sorry
The Draftsman of Doom
Are you a toilet? I wanna stir your insides.
Buttermilk Pancakes.
Your friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man.
The Draftsman of Doom
Are you a stack of pancakes? I wanna eat you with syrup.
Necromancers.
Bump.
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Sorry, doll. I'm actually a dude.
Edited by SkyCat32 on Nov 16th 2019 at 10:30:55 AM
Your friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man.
Are you Pepe the frog? Because I feel good about you, man.
90% Dark Chocolate.
Your friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man.