Don't step on the flowers.
B, I guess.
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"
BLADES OF JUDGEMENT!
You chose to be Link, from Link the Forces of Evil.
"So, you wanna by Link from Link The Forces of Evil eh? Well, if you can manage to survive in 'A RPG, with the mind of a billion people' then i should say you need a difficulty setting. Choose what difficulty and the game will begin as soon you instantly choose one." The Game replied to you, you knowing what you choose the difficulty setting you like. You let the people choose.
Choose a Difficulty Setting:
A. Beginner Mode "Inexperienced players choosing this is recommended. You are one of the first timers, choose this if you are a wimp."
B. Standard Mode "The Normal Mode of all things. Get used to it, player."
C. Proud Mode "Harder is definitely better, as loot will be more worth it. Noobs, stay away from this mode."
D. Expert Mode "Fortune & Glory for the Players who wanted real pain in their asses. Totally worth it to play the game with it, If you aren't a wimp."
*Vague plotting intensifies*
>D! Munchkin challenge accepted!
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
BLADES OF JUDGEMENT!
You chose Expert Mode, and as soon as you selected it, a bright light appears as you begun to enter the game.
"Welcome player, to 'A RPG, with the mind of a billion people'. You are now Link, in the Zelda Universe as the sh*tty version of Link from The Forces of Evil. Plus, in Expert Mode, make sure you don't die. I...I hate respawning after you die or reverse time, so yeah i won't do that because i hate that. Good Luck, player. Oh and don't die too much. " The Game said one last time as you passed out.
You are now Link. Woken up in Hyrule, you wield your starter sword, as the trusty wooden sword and shield you have. What you would do?
You let the people decide.
Former Human
>Say stuff that would only be acceptable in a 2008 Youtube Poop.
“How long has it been? 23 days?”
>Stab the dirt. Let the very earth itself know that you are its master.
*Vague plotting intensifies*
>Attack the GM
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
BLADES OF JUDGEMENT!
Say something that would be only acceptable in a 2008 Youtube Poop.
You attempted to say that is within the acceptable limits of a 2008 Youtube Poop, but you failed that miserably. Looks like that won't happen because you are a failure at comedy alike.
Stab the dirt. Let the very earth itself know that you are it's master.
You stabbed the dirt with your mighty but legendary wooden sword as it 'pierces' the earth with it's sharp edge! Unfortunately, nothing happens and you are just stabbing at the ground like a big, dumb idiot.
Attack the GM-
"You cannot attack the GM as it was...well, 99 levels below you. So, yeah." You aren't going to attack the GM, or whoever he is. Besides, you don't know what's a GM means! Grubmasher? Or Guymaster? You don't EVER know what that means to you!
You wander to find an enemy guarding this only brick path to your adventure, what the others will command you to do?
White Slime:
HP 20/20
ATK: 3
DEF: 0
You as 'Link':
HP: 18/18
ATK: 5
MP: 10/10
DEF: 5 \\
>Use a buffing skill! Raise your attack with a Tarukaja or something!
Former Human
>flail around like the weak idiot you are
“How long has it been? 23 days?”
*Vague plotting intensifies*
>HADOKEN!
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
BLADES OF JUDGEMENT!
FIGHT!
You fight the white slime, you deal 3 damage to the slime!
Use a buffing skill! Raise your attack with a Tarukaja or something!
You used a buffing skill to your advantage!
Buff: Raging Dragon, Increases Attack Speed and Damage by 5%!
You felt a bit more powerful, but not as powerful as a real warrior! You guard the white slime's attack! Lost 1 HP!
flail like the weak idiot you are.
"No, I am not a weak idiot! Except, that slime just called me that!"' You said, with a sense of seriousness and rage in your voice. You flail your wooden sword at the White Slime! The White Slime took 5 damage!
HADOKEN!
You used the Hadoken special attack on that slime! The White Slime took 13 damage! YOU WON! You gained 3 exp and 5 rupees!
You as 'Link':
HP: 17/18
ATK: 5
MP: 5/10
DEF: 5
Former Human
>Wonder how you even managed to hadoken.
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“How long has it been? 23 days?”
*Vague plotting intensifies*
>Go Super Saiyan!
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
BLADES OF JUDGEMENT!
Wonder how do you even manage to hadoken.
You don't know, as if it was pure luck or pure skill, you may never know how you even pull of the hadoken.
Go Super Saiyan!
You tried to turn into a Super Saiyan, and succeeded somehow. "Wow. The game isn't lying being unpredictable. Hmm, i wonder if i become Gohan?" You said, after saying that brought you an ally named Gohan.
Upon walking into a forest, somehow you see a portal that leads you to another universe. You let the legendary people decide which portal is the best way to go there.
Choose a World:
A. Touhou
B. The Neverhood
C. Dragon Ball XENOVERSE
Former Human
>Look for a fourth option
“How long has it been? 23 days?”
BLADES OF JUDGEMENT!
Look for a fourth option.
There is no fourth option- Wait, there is! There is a fourth one, the portal leading to Terraria. You jumped into the fourth portal. You blacked out. You woken up with The Guide in your face.
> Scream. We've had a crippling fear of guides ever since... the incident
"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."
You insert the RPG game named 'A RPG, that has a mind of a billion people' into your PC, and as it loads you begun to think of a character...
"Hey! I see you are thinking of a character you like to play as!" Said the game, as you see the text upon the screen say it right in front of your eyes.
" Buddy, if you want to play 'A RPG, that has the mind of a billion people', you gotta think up a character!" The game added more lines to you, wonder why you are playing this RPG for the first time.
Hmm, what do i think up a character? Hmm, all i have to think is... You said, upon thinking of a character who is the brave hero.
A. A Pokemon Trainer
B. Link from Link The Forces of Evil
C. Dude from Postal 2
D. Other heroes you wanna think of