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Asagi: Ges said it was evil.
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Albert: "The toaster is evil." @Ges Albert: "Why do you think the toaster is evil?"
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-ges just continues to stare at the toaster, quite sure it will kill everyone in the room when they drop their guard-
@Asagi Albert: "Why does he think the toaster is evil?"
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Asagi: You'd have to ask him, although with a toaster like this, I'd be willing to kick it to the curb. It hit my face >.<
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-Lilith boost the toaster on the head-
Lilith: Bad toaster!
Albert: "So...Other then staring at toasters, what's up?"
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Asagi: Enjoying being unemployed, duh.
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@Asagi Albert: "The down time is peaceful, I'll give you that."
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-Lilith gets toast to the face for her trouble-
Albert: "...No one loaded that, did they?"
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Asagi: No. >.<
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Lilith: Wah! Why is the toaster being mean? :c
-Albert sets down ice pack and checks to see if it's plugged in, with his tire iron in his other hand-
edited 24th Jul '17 7:42:01 PM by Nemtsol
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-the toaster does not react to albert, and indeed it is plugged into the wall-
-Albert tries to unplug the toaster- Albert: "Cross your fingers..."
edited 24th Jul '17 11:03:03 PM by Nemtsol
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-I'm gonna say the toaster was unplugged and nothing happened....for now-
-Albert picks up the toaster and shakes it-
edited 25th Jul '17 12:06:43 PM by Nemtsol
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-the toaster's unplugged power cord wraps itself around albert's head and slams him onto the counter-
-Drops the toaster when he hits his head on the counter- Albert: "Ow...Doesn't like shaking, check." -Albert sounds dazed-
edited 25th Jul '17 1:01:32 PM by Nemtsol
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Don't blink.
Hastur
finds himself staring at Albert with a bit of confusion in his eyes.
(@Albert) Hastur: Were you just bested at CQC by a piece of kitchen hardware?
-Holding his head- @Hastur Albert: "Seems like...Although I deserve it as you know. Argh, that hurts."
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Don't blink.
(@Albert) Hastur: Well, you ain't that bad as far as I remember, so probably you didn't. Although...
Hasty sprouts a long thin tentacle from his finger and tries to poke the thing while standing a few feet away.
Hastur: What's wrong with you anyway...
-the toaster doesn't react and just lays on the ground-
@Asagi Albert: "Why were you staring at it, anyway?"
Will make dad jokes for friends.