see you, space cowboy.
> Place a puppy down in front of you. Maybe you having puppies will calm the dog down. If the rabid dog tries to hurt the puppy, be ready to pick up the puppy, run out of there, and close the door!
W-what?! Okay! Uh...
OH MY GOD IT KILLED IT! Dead puppy! FUCK!
>Do the stab at the dog with that knife thing you have and are holding in your hands.
> Kill the dog with your knife.
HAAAA!
*BANG!*
Got it. You know, guns are far more effective than knives.
Oh.
Long live the New Bev.
> NO! I'M SORRY, LITTLE PUPPY! Mourn the puppy, just like you did with the first dog.
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
Knight
>Why hello there everyon- and that's a dead puppy... Well I'm scarred for life now. Wait, can disembodied voices have lives?
edited 24th Oct '16 11:08:45 AM by watdakstomp
The man of a million outdated references
see you, space cowboy.
Remember, the voices can talk to each other without Randall hearing if you remove the > sign.
Long live the New Bev.Do you count as one?
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
see you, space cowboy.
Me, yes. Them, no. I always have to use spoiler marks to avoid breaking character.
edited 24th Oct '16 11:12:41 AM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.
Knight
I know about what the > is used for in this, but thanks for the reminder anyway. That was supposed to be said so Randall could here him (Do the voices even have genders?)
edited 24th Oct '16 11:19:49 AM by watdakstomp
The man of a million outdated references
see you, space cowboy.
The Voices are called Alastar for whatever reason, but they're still you. Your gender is theirs.
Long live the New Bev.
Knight
Thanks, I'll try to remember that.
The man of a million outdated references> Are the other puppies mad at you now? :(
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
see you, space cowboy.
>Why hello there everyon- and that's a dead puppy... Well I'm scarred for life now. Wait, can disembodied voices have lives?
I don't know, man. Nothing makes sense here...
> NO! I'M SORRY, LITTLE PUPPY! Mourn the puppy, just like you did with the first dog.
Oh Christ, I killed a kid... I'm sorry. Oh god, I'm sorry.
> Are the other puppies mad at you now? :(
Doesn't seem like it. Even though they probably should be.
Long live the New Bev.> Vow to protect the puppies from now on. They have officially become cinnamon rolls!
> Examine clown painting
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
Knight
>Take the dead puppy with you, in case you find someway to bury it.
>Examine the dog that you just killed. Who knows, it might have a key or keycard hidden on it.
edited 24th Oct '16 11:36:07 AM by watdakstomp
The man of a million outdated references
> Remember if I had been diagnosed with any mental illness in the past.
see you, space cowboy.
> Remember if you had been diagnosed with any mental illness in the past.
Nothing really comes to mind, no.
>Take the dead puppy with you, in case you find someway to bury it.
Oh Christ this is fucked...
DEAD PUPPY ADDED TO INVENTORY
> Vow to protect the puppies from now on. They have officially become cinnamon rolls!
Damn straight. I'm gonna make like Perfect Pikmin and make sure all of them get out of this alive.
> Examine clown painting
It's really just a sad clown. Nothing too noteworthy about it.
>Examine the dog that you just killed. Who knows, it might have a key or keycard hidden on it.
Hm... Nope. This dog's clean.
Long live the New Bev.> Destroy clown painting.
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
The Tranquil Knight
>*Dropkick painting.
Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.
Red Like Santa
>See if there is anything unusual about the painting.
Now known as Cyber Controller
see you, space cowboy.
>See if there is anything unusual about the painting.
No, it looks pretty normal to me. Just a bit creepy.
> Destroy clown painting.
>*Dropkick painting.
No, I'm not really in the destroying mood if that's okay. I think I'll just move it for now.
There's a key in the wall.
KEY OBTAINED
edited 27th Oct '16 10:29:50 AM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.
>do a little jig and examine the key
ACCOUNT NO LONGER USED. *straps on jetpack*> Any chance that it's colored the same as one of the doors?
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
see you, space cowboy.
>do a little jig and examine the key
Cha-cha-cha. Anyway, it's a silver key.
> Any chance that it's colored the same as one of the doors?
Nope, it's silver.
Long live the New Bev.
The Tranquil Knight
>Time to engage in the age-old adventure game trope of trying everything on everything! Find any doors with a lock on it in the immediate area, and try to open it.
Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.
>Try to find something to pinpoint our current time and date.
Is this thread dead? It's such a shame.
edited 20th Feb '17 5:02:16 PM by shatterstar
> Kill the dog with your knife.
Now known as Cyber Controller