The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild (contains spoilers)

"What is you name?"

"Link, BUTTS, aaaaaaa... you know what, I'm not really sure."

"What is your Quest?"

"I seek the Plot Coupon"

"What... Is your favorite color?"

"Well, I was gonna say green, but honestly, I've gotten a bit sick of it."

His name is Slurmp.

I can see it now:
"Old Man, how do you know that Ganon is this great evil?"
"Have you seen the way he eats soup? What an asshole."

Well, the voice acting insists on calling you Link, so I'm not sure if renaming is still a thing.

Then again, that might be a default no matter what you name yourself. It could just be a file name only, like some Paper Mario games have done.

That's sensible.

Heh, name your files after the style of play you choose to use.

"Hey, there aren't enough character spaces for 'Naked Pyromaniac'!"

And "Nudist Beach" is probably not allowed due to their natural censorship they tend to do. Not that it's unjustified.

'Rad Shield Surfing, Brah!' is another.

"Stick Boy"

Bokoblin slapper.

My play style with be backhanding all of them.

I hope there's a fist weapon so I can name my file One Punch Man.

I'd be ok with that.

Obviously they're going the Bioware route and Link is your last name.

Maybe "Link" is your title, a role you have to fulfill. It's just that it can also be your name.

That's what you think you're doing at first, but actually you name the voice talking to Link.

'Skeleton head football.'

It's a very difficult play style.

edited 20th Jun '16 10:46:52 PM by edvedd

Reminds me of Undertale.

Which also begins with the player waking up in an unfamiliar environment, not really knowing the full story, and piecing it together on the path to the best ending.

edited 20th Jun '16 11:27:10 PM by KarkatTheDalek

Might have to settle for NudePyro. Not to be confused with NudeSpyro, which is dragon porn.

Then again, one might argue that running around naked setting everything on fire is already dragon porn, so....

edited 21st Jun '16 8:08:52 AM by TobiasDrake

Specifics:

• 1280 x 720
• no anti-aliasing or anisotropic filtering
• Targets 30 fps
• Dips in combat and when fire happens, but smooths out quickly

That lines up about right with what I've heard. Hopefully these are going to be fixed for the full release, but I could probably live with them, a few frame rate drops aren't going to kill the game. The NX version will probably be free of the issues as well.

I'm going to settle for Naked Link/Big Hero

edited 21st Jun '16 8:34:34 AM by TheAirman

Well, based on Link creeping up on a horse, Solid Snaking it in the grass does look like an option.

The game a sound meter, crouching reduces sound made while walking, and you can pull of stealth attacks from behind if the enemy is unaware. Solid Snaking it is an option.

But you also have to hunt food so shouldn't it be "Naked Snaking" it.