Welcome to Weenie Hut Jr's.

Come right in, Matt!

Any song more complex then "Wheels on the Bus" makes me start crying like a baby. Heck, "Wheels on the Bus" gets me teary eyed.

Physical weakness, not mental weakness. Try not to walk into oncoming traffic on your way to the Spitoon, tough guy.

Kicks down the door, screams "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!" as loud as he possibly can, and runs away giggling like a maniac.

edited 5th Jun '16 6:10:37 PM by dvorak

That's scaring the children! Put them on the watchlist.

I lost my lunch money to a goomba! WAH!

Aww, Toad, you're always welcome here. I'll work something out with the teller.

Delivery! 1 case of "Weenie" brand Meat-free hot dogs, 1 case of gluten free hot dog buns, 100 gallons of triple-distilled water? [Struggles under the bone-destroying weight of a clipboard] Hoof. I hope you have some guys to get this inside...

Bump

We'll get the forklift. I'm afraid we're too weak to lift the goods in.

I was the one that suggested we put seat belts on merry-go-rounds and tricycles.

Come on in. Safety is our top priority.

One time, I tried to impress a girl but I failed and now I cry myself to sleep every night.

You could just be a loser butch who can't get girls. And if you are, please don't hurt me!

I play Lord of the rings, Dungeons and dragons, Magic the gathering, and all other kinds of nerd games!

Nerd doesn't automatically mean Weenie. Just ask Gohan or Beast.

I had to be medevaced for getting a papercut.

Sorry about your blood condition, but that doesn't make you a wimp.

Let me in and I'll shut up.

Annoying isn't wimpy. In fact, it's being assertive.

I have to wear special sunblock or I'll burn to a crisp.

Come in.

My entire party was wiped out by a single Slime.

That could just mean you suck at RPG.

I went to a weakest man competition, and they said Sorry no professionals.

But how weak are you?

The doctor gave me medicine to make me more assertive, but I can't take it because I'm deathly afraid of pills...

That's a reasonable fear. Get out.

I'm scared of clouds. What if a tornado comes out of that shit?

Lucky for you, Weenie Hut Jr's and Super Weenie Hut Jr's both have storm shelters. Get in here before a Tornado actually does happen!

(Holds a sign) I can't open my mouth or I'll break my jaw.

edited 11th Jun '16 11:57:27 AM by DingoWalley1

-sign- Come on in.

I'm afraid of tomatoes because the tops of them look like spiders!

No tomatoes here, friend. We can't stand them either.

we've got liquified weenies, come on in!

[opens his mouth and screeches the modem dial-up noise]

edited 11th Jun '16 12:03:13 PM by dvorak

Keep out, weirdo!

I'm weaker than Ren Hoek

edited 11th Jun '16 1:04:14 PM by NegaKingKix

(Weenie bump)

That show is far too risqué for us, so I don't know how weak Ren is. No entry.

[Wheels up in a fully automatic wheelchair, and text-to-speech's:] I'm so weak and nebbish I can't even move under my own power.

Are you making fun of Stephen Hawking? Not cool!

I am asleep for 23 hours a day..... And this is the hour I remain awake.

That's just lazy.

I'm so weak and sensitive, that I can't even watch Baby Looney Tunes because I heard there might be *GASP* crying!

Baby Looney Tunes, man... I know that feeling *Sniff*... Go right in, bud. *Sniff* You already got me going! *Starts crying*

If I touch anything, including myself, I break my fingers.

Weenies on strings.

I have a bridge for sale, only $100,000 US