Hunger Games Simulator

Darn it Allison, I thought you were done being lame. King, not peasant, remember?

Well, King Dedede goes from preventing a suicide to being a stereotypical prankster.

I'm proud.

Somehow I'm not surprised that Sunglasses fell into that pit. I mean, he couldn't see where he was going. On account of the sunglasses.

I'd like to have seen that little business deal between Shaun and Manhandla, though.

"Beeeeeeeeeh!"

"GREEEEHEHEHEHEHEGGGH!"

"Beeeeeeeh?"

"GREH GREH GRNNNAAAAAUUGH!"

"BEEEEEEH?!!"

"GRAAAGH, GROOORGH, GRIIIIUUGH, GRRRNNNGHAGHAGH?"

"Beeeeeh, beeeeehh..."

edited 21st Oct '16 9:05:35 PM by PresidentStalkeyes

Night 1◊

• Team RWBY fight Panda, Inigo, and Allison away from their fire in a no doubt very well choreographed fight scene.
• Maya and Jimmy thoroughly rustle Oka Ruto.
• Sailor Moon looks at... well, the moon.
• Senor Cardgage mumbles to himself as he makes a "fire-lady," as he calls it.
• Cookie Monster bribes Strong Mad, Dedede, and Melia away.
• Ramona, White Chain, and Reiuji sing about stuff.
• Polar bears are dicks.
• There's a big barbecue, but Strong Bad almost definitely steals it all.
• Ice Cream Dork literally kills Elmo.
• Doug spies on the most pointless conversation of all time. I'm a steamboat with a parachuuuuute! What the crap are you trying to say?!
• Time Wizard and Scott meet but call it good.
• Manhandla defeats Spy but spares him because coin.
• Shulk shows Seth the Monado's power. If you know what I mean.
  • Deaths: Elmo.

Day 2◊

• Scarlet pushes Spy off a cliff, but he's able to activate Dead Ringer at the last second and survive.
• Time Wizard just seems like a cool dude.
• Maya aims to kill Doug, but ends up killing the giant walking target instead.
• Calypso is on the hunt.
• Oka Ruto nearly kills Gorilla, but just can't do it apparently.
• Reiuji attacks Ramona, but FUN GIRL "makes her disappear."
• A crazy massive group hug takes place.
• King Dedede and Cookie Monster are rather smart.
• Dural motivates 7 people and a bear.
• Grizzly bears are terrifying, man. Especially with drills.
• Polar bears can be pretty bad too.
  • Deaths: Strong Mad, Reiuji, Shaun.

edited 21st Oct '16 10:24:43 PM by BaconZorp

As much as it irritates me to point this out, Shaun got killed, too.

edited 21st Oct '16 10:24:01 PM by PresidentStalkeyes

Omigosh, Allison is (or was) a huge Sailor Moon fan. She must have been thrilled. Maya, why are you using arrows? The permitted action is Cutting.

Cio: Get away from me, you loathsome, blubberbrained furball!

Then everyone who hugged Mareep was paralyzed by Static.

I don't think Oka wants to summon a demon by killing people

Ah, Fun Girl being Fun Girl.

How can a bear use a drill? Also, Bears with Drills sounds like A Good Name for a Rock Band.

Yeah, all is good.

Except that my tributes were forgotten.

Tributes that were posted before a season has concluded will no longer be included in the next season's. Additionally, we've decided to scrap the "first come first served" mechanic in favour of randomising to decide whose reserves teams make it in.

What if a person has to go to sleep (because of matters like school, for example) and the season didn't end yet? That's unfair, I believe.

edited 22nd Oct '16 12:51:13 AM by arcada188

As I said, the "first come first served" system is no longer implemented, eliminating the need to do that. The very practise of submitting tributes before a season concludes is unfair on other players, because you've already filled a reserves spot before the season has even finished.

Many tropers come from different countries, from different time zones. One troper wants to submit his own tributes, but the season hasn't ended and, because of matters like school, the troper has to go to sleep very soon. Because of the abolition of "submitting tributes before a season concludes", he ends up unable to contribute to the thread because he lives in a different timezone. While I agree that the "first come first serve" mechanic is flawed, the abolition of the practice of submitting tributes before a season concludes is also unfair because of the points I mentioned above.

edited 22nd Oct '16 1:49:48 AM by arcada188

Hmm. How about this: after a season is finished, the next host will need to wait 12 hours until they start a new season, in order to ensure that everyone who wants to join has been able to join. Does that sound fair enough to you guys?

...I guess so?

It's the best solution I can come up with, in order to make it fairest for everyone who wants to join as well as have their reserves included in the season.

So a minimum of 12 hours after the last season before the host can begin? Sounds good enough.

OK. Sounds good.

Awesome. Now let's hope it works along with the randomised reserve teams.

Kaito killed Elmo.

Kaito killed Elmo.

It all makes sense in context.

I believe that Grizzly will get the most kills.

Isn't a 12 hour + break a bit of a given, though? I mean it's always a hassle to find a host because none of us ever think to plan it out so usually it takes that long to even have anything related to the next game get done...

Imgur isn't loading, who killed who?

I checked again and the site is currently having a problem. Bacon, mind uploading to postimage in the meantime?